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<0> uh huh
<1> yep
<1> see
<0> so lemyn, is this a good day to put some work on my lawn?
<2> hillo teh cool
<1> I think it is supposed to rain some more
<0> darn... my lilac bushes are blooming! the smell is heavenly. i wanna work on the lawn
<0> well, would you want me to mow your lawn when I come up to WI?
<1> that would be fantastic!
<0> and water it too?
<1> my lilacs are blooming as well, I want to out and cut some
<1> please
<0> hehe
<0> pervert :)



<1> and you LOVE it!
<0> shush you... you dont know what I love or love not
<1> bahahaha
<1> okay, well I could guess at least that you like it ;)
<0> well, I would compare you to my Gerber multi purpose utility knive
<0> you are versatile
<0> and that knife is expensive! $90
<1> yeah
<1> hmm
<0> made of altered alloys and steel
<0> them is expensive!
<0> the manufacturer claims that even if I jerk off on the blades, they wont rust!
<0> should I put their claim to the test?
<1> really, interesting
<1> why would you want to do that?
<0> well, considering that my semen is highly acidic and all
<1> yeah, but that's just weird
<0> duh! welcome to IRC :)
<1> heh
<0> ok, enough bull****... u having a good day?
<1> ah, not really
<0> i kinda sensed that
<0> whats up?
<1> ah, just crap here, house is a mess, I was gone the entire day yesterday
<1> have work I sent home that I need to get on
<0> u at work?
<3> ak lagi mau phone *** DEASI 081805936187
<1> but I'm finishing my tea before anything
<1> nope
<1> english you freak
<1> at home
<0> messy house makes me cranky, too
<1> yes, especially when there was someone here all day yesterday who could have cleaned up
<1> dishes from dinner weren't even cleaned up
<0> i woke up at 5:30 and took willis out for his walk... came back and started a load of laundry... now it is drying.. fortunately, house is pretty clean... thats why I wanna work on the lawn... gotta do something useful
<1> oh, I'd love to go outside, but that will not be happening anytime soon
<1> need to crank on teh work stuff first
<0> husband is messy?
<1> lazy
<3> ak lagi mau phone *** DEASI 081805936187
<1> hey Deasi, English I said
<1> bahaha
<0> there... cheer up now :)
<1> thank you
<1> that was quite lovely
<0> yeah, I am in good mood today.. heh :)
<1> wow, you were out walking at 5:30? I was still sleeping
<0> I love watching sunrise
<0> and sunset
<0> hell, I barely sleep
<1> I do too
<0> average 5 hours
<4> guys
<1> I think I got 6
<1> maybe 7, I don't know what time i went to bed
<0> on my weeknights i usually sleep 3 to 4 hours
<1> do you nap or anything?
<0> but u can tell when I wake up and am in good mood... I come to this channel and greet people "Good morning, mother ****ers"
<0> thats me in good mood
<4> this is only for men: but i will give you free porn if you tell me what you think of my page. it's http://handjobs.pornshaman.com



<4> i just wanna know what u think
<1> nice!
<4> oops
<4> i just wanted to know what u think
<4> do you like the yellow background?
<0> are u ****ing arguing with the Reverend?
<4> or i should change it to another color?
<0> ARE YOU!?
<1> freak
<1> heh
<0> lemyn, tell him... is it a good idea to argue with his eminence?
<1> not a good idea
<0> there! listen to the lem girl
<1> bad bad idea
<0> today, I plan on commiting m*** genocide against dandelions
<0> I have prepared my WMD
<0> and am gonna spray those yellow uglies!
<0> IT IS WAR!
<5> hi any girl who wanaa chat with me
<6> nah
<5> why
<7> ack
<1> Reverend
<8> anyone in canada
<9> enter #dj_zeta
<1> leave dj_zeta
<1> freak
<10> Don't call Laci a freak!
<11> |hahahahahaha
<3> ak lagi mau phone *** DEASI 081805936187
<0> oh for the love of puppies
<0> Deasi, go **** a lemon
<10> Don't love the puppies too much Mufasa, that could turn into pedophelia AND beastiality!
<12> la la
<1> heh
<13> hi. *** at the aalborg university?
<13> hi. *** at the aalborg university?
<12> off home
<13> ?
<13> hi. *** at the aalborg university?
<14> good morning :P
<13> morning
<14> any ladies awake?
<15> hi
<14> hi cheow
<14> hmmm i guess nobody talks in here
<16> hey all
<17> man in cam^?
<17> cam?
<17> man in cam?
<18> ***ygr
<18> you got a picture?
<19> 8==D >->O
<19> UP THE ***S
<20> hiiiiiii
<21> hey hey
<17> man in cam?
<21> yes:)
<22> hi
<23> any female?
<17> man on cam?
<24> apart from you
<25> whoa. noone talkin'
<26> boring
<25> true.
<26> no babes with cam around
<25> hehe, no babes at all.
<27> r there girl that they want talk about ***, for example, with a long penis?
<25> + i thought that my English is like ****, as i see someone has bit worse :P


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