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<0> don't lie. you were playing with your penis
<1> i'm a vintage 70s guy myself
<2> shhhhh
<2> i'm into pretty porn :-p
<2> if that makes any sense
<3> white man's fro and a handlebar moustache?
<2> i like suze's new stuff
<4> hi
<3> unshaven ***** lips?
<2> hi
<0> ewww. vintage 70's porn? gawd what bad music
<1> i like my porn on film not video
<4> **** you
<4> bitch]
<4> !!
<4> .|.
<5> webcam
<0> webcam?
<1> the Taboo series with Kay Parker
<0> you jerkin on cam?
<4> shut up
<4> loche
<5> any girl here with web cam???? wan to chat?
<4> enghlish plz
<4> me
<4> me girl
<4> i love u
<0> Quake...you are trying too hard
<2> me make love to you good
<2> ****y ****y?
<2> 5 dolla
<0> hahha
<0> you asian bitch
<2> LOL
<0> and you don't know how to ****y ****y but I teach you big time
<2> lol
<0> ok..no ****. I give great head lol
<4> loche
<0> I have lips like Julia Roberts. I could **** barnacles off the freakin Titanic
<5> wow
<0> lol
<2> i wasn't arguing any fact :)
<0> you were wankin
<0> lol
<2> psh, not yet
<2> i still gotta sleep at some point
<0> lol not yet
<2> if i wank now, i can't wank then
<2> and if i can't wank then, i can't sleep
<3> i should go rub one out
<0> so tellus about your penis
<2> my penis is 2 inches
<2> FROM THE FLOOR
<5> so short
<0> cut or uncut...curved up like a happy banana or what
<1> heh that's a good one
<2> mine has a curve to the left...
<0> as dudes,..we love our ****s
<2> and i keep my balls and surrounding areas well shaved
<1> You know what kind of porn plot i'd like in a movie? A tail about The Fluffer
<0> club...like what...a crop circle?
<1> a behind the scenes look at boner burdens in porn
<2> lol
<2> no
<2> lol
<0> aliens gonna land on your cock
<1> once in a while in bukkake porn you see a few fluffers in the background
<0> boner burdens? lol
<2> however, because i've *********ed furiously since the age of 12 i have a hard time coming when i have ***
<1> those Germans love their urine
<1> ClubBPrez: i hear that man
<0> you have a hard time cumming?
<2> when i have ***
<1> it just takes a long time, often the girl wears out
<2> one time i had *** for an hour and a half and never came
<1> no problem with wood, just that
<1> I've faked it.
<2> and she had like 4 seperate orgasms
<1> with a rubber.. gotta have a rubber obviously to fake it
<2> lol
<0> lol you faked it? what did you do? pull out and spit on her? wtf
<1> girls and their orgasms.. they interrupt my groove
<6> lol ClubBPrez, that has hapenned to me
<1> i was wearing a rubber
<2> it ****s
<0> I HATE condoms
<4> **** u
<1> i'd drunk a lot and i figured enough already i want some sleep
<2> the girl starts getting carpel tunnel cause they are "too tired" to have *** and their "jaw hurts" so they won't **** your **** so they try to *********e you
<2> and it just doesn't feel the same
<1> and their arms are nowhere near strong enough
<0> lol
<2> exactly
<0> fags do better
<2> hey lora34
<2> welcome to the sausage fest
<2> and that happens all the damn time
<2> it kills me
<0> what happens all the time?
<0> you don't get off?
<2> inability to get off during ***
<2> i think maybe it was just the girl though
<2> i haven't had *** since the last time i had *** with her
<0> when was that?
<2> um...
<2> may
<0> of?
<2> 2005
<0> ok lol
<2> lol
<2> its been a while
<1> ClubBPrez: you take any psych meds?
<0> vaginas ...well.....tend to be ....loose. I'm gonna get beat by women after this comment
<2> no
<1> you should try some viagra, just to see
<1> it's good **** yo
<0> I bought that once
<1> how did it work out for you
<0> I loved the blue haze. my kitchen has never looked so clean
<2> i'll just buy some fluffers
<1> fluffers, there you go.
<0> oh blah
<1> next best thing to fluffer porn
<0> ok..so I tried viagra,..cealis(sp) and levitra
<1> lots of niki/paris hilton psychodynamics going on in there, how they're not fit for the camera like the star
<1> Gloodood: sounds like you have a swingin' doc
<0> doug, I do lol
<0> the point is..they all cost the same
<0> go with levitra.
<1> if anything, viagra's more solidly marketed into your subconscious that its placebotic edge might push it ahead of the others
<0> viagra is good for 4 hours
<0> but the blue haze is cool
<0> which not all get
<0> levitra works for 36 hours
<0> same price
<1> so v-dog's the "crack" version of the drugs
<7> whoops...
<7> that ****ed
<7> everyone stopped talking?
<0> so back to your proposed 3way..club. you gonna do it?
<7> perhaps if he can find a hot girl
<0> she's already part of it
<7> then most likely
<0> like I said, I did one with my ex gf, her date and myslef
<0> it was hot
<0> unfortunately , now I hear he is short fat bald and ugly but it was good 20 years ago
<0> :P
<7> :-p
<0> but he was hot back then and so was the 3way
<7> lol
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