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<0> Well
<0> I don't hafe a boyfriend
<0> the one I want
<0> is a crew around
<0> who wants to fiddle
<0> and faddle
<0> and prait
<0> and talk on the damn fone
<0> like a woman.
<1> ...aren't you a woman?
<0> not really
<0> fwoman is a cultural identity
<0> ain't got nothing to do with the **** haniging or not hanging in between your legs
<2> flub up?
<1> well, you are female..by gender..gender being cl***ified by genitals...
<0> NO



<0> Gender is cl***ified by society.
<2> actually, if you have a wang, you're cl***ed as a male
<0> *** is cl***ified by.....predominant ***ual cl***ification.
<0> Nope
<2> if you have a ham wallet ,you're cl***ed as a female
<0> I ain't gonna argue with you, but i know an MTF prolly would.
<2> if you have both, you're a hermaphrodite
<1> OK, well, are you an inne or an outie?
<0> bah
<0> silly
<1> im just kidding
<0> these are ***ual cl***ifications
<0> not gender ones
<2> HAMSTER LIBERATION!
<2> liberate your hamsters peope
<1> ok, well, so youre looking for..***, the action/
<1> ?
<1> not someone for a relationship?
<2> Im looking for hamster love
<2> being one of the little people
<0> I'm definitely looking for a relationship.
<2> ah ut ut taa
<1> ok.
<2> you know what Im looking for?
<1> but?
<2> a treasure map
<2> so I have excuse to sail the seven seas
<2> arrrrrr
<1> haha
<2> thar she blows!
<1> Mojo, that's awesome
<2> the only thing better then booty, is real pirates booty
<1> Mmia, so your not able to be with the person you want?
<0> true, n8
<1> that's always ****s
<1> that*
<0> isn't it always that way though
<2> yeah, one day, I'll find the right hamster :o/
<1> it can be
<2> until that day....
<1> we like to want what we cannot have
<0> NOOO
<0> I do like what I can have.
<0> I just can't have ANY.
<0> and now I'm a lil exasperated.
<1> Yeah, that alwas ****s too
<2> so you like nothing?
<2> ;oz
<0> Well, I can have "something"
<0> but that isn't love
<1> I'm not one to talk, I've been in love with a girl for 5 years, she is always in sight, but simply out of reach
<0> what the heck
<1> this is true
<0> just talk to her
<0> tell her how you feel
<1> i have, twice, but i walked away, for my best friend...
<0> Please for god sake
<0> PLEASE
<0> huh
<0> ?



<0> walked away?
<1> my peer fell in love with her, also
<0> And he ain't in love with her though
<1> close friend
<0> you are
<1> he was
<0> no
<0> you better tell her how you feel pronto
<0> please for the love of god
<1> i have, believe me, she just looks at me like im retarded
<0> She thinks you're joking
<1> ever see Forest Gump?
<1> I'm forest, shes jenny
<1> i would walk across the world for her, but I'm afraid she feels different, but hey, can't blame her
<1> like you said
<1> its always like that
<3> allo
<1> howdy
<3> anny body speeke french
<1> i speak some italian and germam, that help?
<3> no
<3> lol
<1> MMia, i will tell you what people have told me for years, love the one your with
<0> I ain't with nobody.
<1> well, life' short
<1> life's*
<1> sometimes when doors close, others open, just a matter of seeing them
<1> I'm still hellbent on the ideals of true love, I've been single and still a virgin by choice
<0> really
<1> but im started to realize, maybe true love doesnt exisit
<0> NAh
<0> that ain't true
<0> true love exists
<0> just got to know the right person
<2> like jebus!
<1> yeah, I guess
<1> to make maters worse my mate made a ad decision, and got under the sheets with another girl after 3 years of dating my dream
<1> bad*
<1> but I guess im somewhat traditional
<1> I view *** as an extension of love
<1> maybe his views differ
<2> maybe he's made of wood
<2> :o
<4> :o
<4> wood!
<4> kekeke
<2> I want a wooden boyfriend
<2> I'd call him... uuuuu
<2> umm
<1> only being able to watch someone and to hold them in your heart is one of the hardest things to do
<2> blockhead
<1> it tears me up inside, but I guess, I'll always have dreams
<2> n8dog: instead of holding it in, dance
<2> :o]
<1> I'm semi white/semi black
<1> I cannot dance
<2> wait
<2> I can teach you
<2> in a footloose like montage!
<2> pick up ya sunday shoes
<5> hahaha
<1> uh thanks Mojo
<5> Jus7p3g1t:P
<2> its the least I can do
<6> whats goin on girl?
<4> people think I can dance.... till they try to twirl me and I go the wrong way
<5> :P
<5> not much
<5> just got home frm the bar
<5> and u
<6> soon to fuel and vacuum a car
<6> woohoo


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