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<0> fuke aal;lllllllllllllllllllllll]
<0> <7>
<1> :oD
<2> yeah, i only talk in room
<1> I only eat noodles in summer
<3> so u come here to have fun sometime, or just serious conversation?
<2> i think i had fun once
<3> here?
<1> me to
<1> but the RSPCA said it was wrong and immoral to shove gerbals up my arse
<1> ;ox
<2> aren't you supposed to leave a trail of feed and let them think they've discovered your arse themselves and enter through their own free will
<1> good idea



<1> the other night I went shopping, and because Im a veggo I got lots of vegetables
<2> anyway the rspca are usually to busy putting down dogs to care
<1> the chickout chick (who was moderately large and unhealthy looking)
<2> so MojoPuppy have you ever put a precision screwdrive down the tube in your cock
<1> was asking me what the vegetables were
<1> "whats this"
<1> "bok choi"
<2> friend of mine said her bf did it; i'm kind of fascinated
<1> down the myatis?
<1> no
<1> thats a good way to get a UTI
<2> finish the chinese vegtables story!
<2> a good way but probably not the best way
<1> oh, and I went through a few more vegies like this
<1> then I had a lettuce
<1> "whats this?"
<1> umm a lettuce?
<4> hi all
<4> who is wanna to see my **** now
<1> ha ha ha!
<2> so i know i've asked this before; but isn't it submissive behaviour to invite scrutiny and why to this borish anything-but-submissive guys alway want to show you their ****s
<2> hey KArmA
<5> heya sweetness
<5> how are ya?
<2> you know tired as hell - working late
<6> any horny girls here?
<5> always a bummer
<1> thats just a damn lie!
<1> theres no such thing as horny girls
<1> unless they're goats
<1> :o]
<2> asl Male_20
<6> male, 20 from norway
<5> ehehe
<2> i never tire of that joke
<5> a cl***ic
<1> there must be something wrong with the women in norway
<5> MojoPuppy: its the herring
<1> cause horny guys from norway are a dime a dozen on irc
<2> i was just thinking; i thought they carried all ours off in longboats
<1> they're out fishing?
<2> and yet here they are 1000 years later; only 4m norwegians and everyone posting here
<5> no, but when they've eaten pickled herring 3x a day for years. . . they adopt a certain aroma
<6> 4,5m;)
<5> well, there must be SOME women there
<5> they're breeding
<2> you ever notice most women on this channel are from canada
<2> and most men from norway
<2> can't something be arranged
<5> laoi: nothing wrong with Canadian women. . . chicks who say "aboot" do things for me
<6> seensouth park?
<5> Male_20: nope, never have, not in my life
<2> oh sorry; i agree absolutely: liberal, clean and often chinese
<2> but disportionately represented here
<5> with a very acceptable point of view regarding marijuana
<7> :o
<2> and homo***uality
<7> I've got pancakes



<7> :o
<2> if it wasn't for molson and poor urban planning . . .
<7> on my plate and in my belly
<2> wreck beach - paradise on earth
<5> laoi; and the french
<5> let's not forget the French
<2> you consider the french text on products a serious lifestyle minus?
<5> I consider any sort of ***ociation with France, French people or Francophiles to be a serious cultural negative
<2> i have said this here before but i love montreal because its so damn seedy
<2> they have lap dancing clubs on main street
<5> I'll stick with BC plzkthx
<2> like river island next door to gap next door to GIRLSGIRLSGIRLS!
<5> I didn't figure you for a conniseur of titty bars
<1> titty bars have expensive drinks :o/
<7> and ugly old women...
<1> and people you go to uni with :o/
<7> they have to turn the lights down
<7> yeh... or went to primary school with
<2> i'm not suggesting going in and, you know, if i lived their i'd probably hate it, but its just so damn seedy
<2> i makes me laugh
<5> you makes me laugh too
<1> COD - the cosmetic effects of darkness
<1> or COD - the cosmetic effects of drunkeness
<5> wouldn't that be CEod?
<5> or CEoD
<2> i went to a *** club in amsterdam once and into a peep show too; one of the ones with a slot and screen that comes down. there was jizz all over the wall of the booth
<5> laoi: no jizzmoppers on duty?
<1> put in a note "Damn you're ugly
<2> is that the normal thing: i didn't want to ask
<5> laoi: can't speak from first-hand experience
<2> i went to a strip club in miami too; i was pretty drunk and just looking for somewhere that would serve me drink, they didn't know what to make of me
<5> miami is pretty liberal
<5> I can't imagine them having a big problem
<1> only fat chicks use irc
<1> ;ox
<8> r u a fat chick?
<2> i guess hard drinking in adults unnerves miami *** club bus girls.
<2> the *** show in amsterdam was curiously uninteresting; just like porn but without the close-ups - the actual presence of the actors didn't make the experience any more purient
<5> was this a solo act? guy on girl? girl on girl?
<1> yes
<1> Im very large
<1> call me big mumma and spank me so my flubber bounces!
<5> MojoPuppy: would never have guessed
<2> guy on girl
<1> I weigh just over 600lbs :oD
<2> and some trick with a banana and people from the audience
<1> I dropped a roast chicken last week, and I still havent found it
<1> :o
<5> well c'mon, fruit and vegetables are part of a healthy diet
<9> i don't know if i want to know where the potatoes are...
<5> Liliana: fingerling potatos. . .
<5> guess she's on a low-carb diet
<5> hrm
<1> buahaha
<1> \o/
<1> O
<1> / \
<10> hi
<2> hey
<10> hows it going
<2> working - and its already 20 past 3
<10> any bi guys here
<11> hello
<12> 'lo all
<13> hey
<12> heya
<13> anyone from new zealand online?
<11> canada here
<14> hello j
<15> hey baby
<15> how ya doing?
<15> hehhe
<14> kinda horny...u
<1> stop


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