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<0> amplify: yes, my real name is Jeremy Kitchen
<1> ...and are you listed?
<1> hahah
<0> listed?
<1> in the phone book.
<0> no
<0> I don't have a phone
<0> well, I have my cell
<0> but that's it.
<1> I was kidding. :)
<0> ;[
<0> eek
<1> heh



<1> so someone sent a script to my qmail server and sent out a m*** mailing script
<1> tsk
<2> owned
<0> CHOWNED
<2> yep
<2> both
<2> kitch u setup smokeping ?
<0> saywha?
<2> sigh
<2> nothign
<0> hrm
<0> them r sum ***eh grafs
<2> something weird i cant figger out
<2> very simple i should think
<2> use lib qw(/usr/pack/rrdtool-1.0.33-to/lib/perl);
<2> i dont have a /lib/perl anywhere
<2> regarding smokeping.
<2> err
<2> regarding rrdtool
<0> where is this?
<2> in my smokeping.cgi
<2> http://smokeping.paracoda.com/doc/smokeping.cgi.en.html
<2> the rrd files themselves (the graphs) are updating properly
<2> so its just this little cgi hiccup
<0> http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/B0000CF348/ref=cm_cr_dp_2_1/102-2389486-5642515?%5Fencoding=UTF8&customer-reviews.sort%5Fby=-SubmissionDate&n=5174
<0> read the comments
<2> oh nigger
<2> i think i see it
<0> *cough*
<2> aha
<2> down to 1 error
<2> bbl beer
<3> can someone give me a hand with qmail, it wont start all the services and i have some mail in queue
<4> can anyone give me some helps please. I am not able to add domain in vqadmin. Error said "Can not make domains directory
<4> can anyone help please
<5> maybe
<5> can you add a domain using the vpopmail commandline tools ?
<4> deepdown: how?
<5> did you ever read the vpopmail documentation ?
<5> it's in there!
<5> yeh bye
<6> excellent question :)
<6> well ... two banks down ... move them in :deny state
<6> W32.Mylife infected :(
<2> make a withdrawal first
<2> it needs a little explaination tho
<6> man
<6> :)
<6> look at my whois
<6> now it's official holiday
<6> almost of people are simply not at work
<5> how can we see it's a holiday when looking at your whois ?
<6> deepdown: .ru ... Feb 23
<2> in soviet russia, the holiday celebrates YOU
<6> heh thanks



<5> whats with 23 feb ?
<5> revolution or smth
<6> well ... the official position when USSR was alive
<6> claims
<6> 'The Day of Soviet Army and Sea Float'
<5> kursk ?
<6> none
<5> none ?
<6> since 1923
<5> stalins birthday ?
<6> none
<6> no
<5> kroetskov's birthday?
<6> khrutschev's you mean?
<5> hehe, im ignorant today, i am bored senseless
<6> well
<6> as i told about banks - they are totally off. and were infected ... :(
<5> you work for a bank ?
<6> for payment system
<6> that works with banks
<6> using qmail deeply
<5> ah
<5> leet or unleet ?
<6> hrm, means what?
<5> the works
<5> for those banks
<6> i see, no outsourcing for them (but seems it woth so)
<6> worth
<2> shurick what timezone are you in
<6> GMT+3
<6> Europe/Moscow
<6> in terms of Solaris
<2> 8hrs ahead of me
<6> well, Earth is moving :)
<7> !!
<8> Extra punctuation is a symptom of retardism
<9> what's the difference between retardism and retardation?
<9> and can you use it in a sentence
<7> no
<7> due to me being retardationalism
<7> rite ?
<9> is that english?
<9> lewl!
<7> :)
<10> guys, do bounce messages go to the sender machine or to the MX of the sender domain ?
<11> @4000000043fdf2b2053c56f4 CHKUSER rejected rcpt: from <contact@k-re-production.com:contact@k-re-production.com:> remote <[192.168.1.222]:unknown:86.208.101.174> rcpt <alexis@hokupokus-records.com> : invalid rcpt MX domain
<11> hah sigh
<7> dfdfdf
<7> dudes, who knows about sunos
<9> you mean solaris?
<9> haw haw
<7> yes
<7> do u know it
<9> well, it depends on what you mean by "know" it
<9> but I'll take a chance and say "yes"
<11> i'll p*** on the solaris subject
<11> what would you put in a .qmail-default which purpose would be to 1) invoke vdelivermail as it's ment to do 2) forward any email to another host
<11> i want to have my isp box as MX, where a .qmail-default would deliver localy aswell as forward the email to another qmail install on my lan
<11> the thing is
<11> i don't want to rewrite the email headers
<11> i'm not sure how to handle this
<12> uhm
<12> just put both delivery instructions in the dotqmail file
<12> im not sure how this is confusing for you
<12> :P


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