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<0> yeah
<1> Hernick: who says there is one?
<0> I don't think there is a point to life
<1> if you can't find a point to life then there is none
<0> but that makes me understand the appeal of religion
<2> it's vanity
<1> there isn't one handed to you neatly packaged ... life is a search
<2> pure vanity
<3> Nobody has even a fraction of the answers, and even with a belief system such as Christ or Mohammed you can even have more questions than by believing in those type of systems than if you don't.
<1> there are no answers
<2> I'd be happy with a jet pack
<1> there is no one to answer
<4> Ah, one has got to love the idea of a state church. :)
<2> crap, it's 2006 already
<0> in religion, there are no answers; only hate
<2> NO JET PACKS



<0> let's have a two-minute hate!
<2> k
<4> Here in Norway, the big debate at the moment is whether the state church has to accept homo***ual priests or not. :D
<2> ommmm
<5> you are born to **** and then die. everything else is white noise =P
<2> bud`: hush we're meditating
<3> none of what you are saying even makes any sense
<1> arcade: that's the main problem with being Norse ... really boring life
<2> ommmmm
<4> OcDoc: Hmm? :D
<1> mane padme hum
<4> OcDoc: Yeah, we're not as wild as we used to be ;) No raping, pillaging and all the other fun stuff any more.
<4> ;)
<2> crap, it's hard to meditate on hate around here
<1> arcade: do you know the joke about the three Viking ships raiding the English coast?
<4> OcDoc: No?
<3> Let's look at the bible for a quick second, God chose "His people" by having them circumcized at one time, and having them slaughter lambs to please Him... what kind of sense does that make?
<0> norway is a monarchic theocracy, ruled by god-emperor harald V, who is head of state, head of church, head of the military and eternal hereditary ruler of all norwegians. the powerless "government" must, by law, be dominated by acolytes of the merged state-church
<4> e-Hernick: *laughs*
<0> well, at least that's how it looks like on paper
<1> the first one rowed right up to the beach in good order, followed by the second .. and the third came straggling up
<1> a little behind
<4> e-Hernick: Indeed. ;) That's our constitution. :D
<2> 1984: sounds like a hungry perverted priest was behind it
<3> Let's take a look at Jewish culture, and their bizarre rituals, how does that have anything to do with the creator
<4> OcDoc: ... okay? :)
<1> the first two ships the crew stormed onto the beach in good order clashing their weapons ... followed by the third straggling raggedly and stumbling around looking for their stuff
<6> 1984, religous rituals are a source of tradition
<2> bemis: and food for the priest who won't work
<1> arcade: the commander shouted out, "Right! First ship ... PILLAGE!
<6> jhicks, a priest that doesn't work can be sacked
<2> bemis: but rarely are
<1> "Second ship ... PLUNDER" ... and the crew of the third ship whined, "Oh, NO ... not RAPE again!"
<3> the meaning of life is that we are a form of energy, and scientific evidence shows that energy is not created or destroyed, it simply transformed into other forms, in that case there is some sort of energy after death
<6> jhicks, its up to the people
<3> which dismisses the notion of oblivion, but still leaves unanswered questions about any sort of afterlife
<2> 1984: carbon decaying is release of energy
<1> arcade: I can spin that out into a longer shaggy dog story, but you get the idea
<3> do i become compost for the gr*** i mean, what exactly is going to happen
<4> OcDoc: *laughs*
<2> worms
<2> first
<1> 1983: that's just simply bull****
<6> 1984, are you going to be buried?
<2> worms need love too
<4> OcDoc: Well, I guess they would think of it as not so fun when you consider the average look of the english woman. ;D *dives behind cover*
<2> i'm worried cremation might hurt
<1> jhicks: you know the story about the worm who was burrowing through the dirt one day and ran across another worm?
<2> naw
<6> jhicks, don't be a sissy
<0> I want to die by uploading.
<3> i wont be put in a coffin and locked in a box underground
<2> 1984: chicken****
<1> jhicks: he became enamored of the other worm and said "I love you!" the other worm said, "Don't be silly, I'm your other end"
<7> i want to be turned into a blue diamond
<2> oh
<3> im going to be buried at sea
<2> 1984: sharks
<0> sharks are what they eat
<6> caspase-9, maybe in a thermonuclear explosion...



<0> he hopes to be reborn as a shark
<2> oh
<2> i gotta crash
<2> you guys are scaring me
<1> jhicks: bye
<2> nite doc
<1> arcade: you bad ...
<3> lets look at the big picture here if there is one, this entire universe, cosmos, whatever you want to call it has more unanswered questions than answered questions, what does that tell us? that its gonna take longer than any of our lifetimes to find out anything substantial as to who, what,why,where,how we are
<0> sure
<1> 1874: you call that the big picture?
<6> 1984, the universe is too big to understand
<4> OcDoc: What?! :D
<0> and meanwhile, feeble-minded people are going to chicken out of seeking truth and instead surrender their free will and thought to organized religion
<1> arcade: you ducked after insulting english women
<4> OcDoc: Heh :)
<1> although I confess that Norge women ARE truly gorgeous mostly
<6> the substitute for understanding the universe might be lawyers. but they try.
<4> OcDoc: Well, maybe not so strange, we didn't only steal the material stuff from the brits. ;D
<0> the lawyers are the clerics of american sharia
<1> the party of the first part agrees to screw the party of the second part whenever possible
<1> arcade: genetic theft?
<4> OcDoc: *laughs*
<0> gene thief! gene thief!
<1> Hernick: death by boredom
<0> mouthbrooding gene thief!
<6> e-Hernick, except when you need one
<4> OcDoc: killed their men and stole their women ;)
<1> arcade: truth be known, I suspect they were glad to be stolen
<1> by the way, I like to EAT stolen
<1> dealing with lawyers is like being pecked to death by chickens
<8> lol
<6> why don't sharks eat lawyers?
<6> professional courtesy
<1> or the IRS ... I made a minor mistake on a complicated form a few years ago ... the IRS told me I owed them 24 thousand dollars
<0> if America developed nanobots that infected all male humans within a country, turning them into soylent green, while never touching the women and never stepping outside the boundaries of the country.. then America could remake Iraq into a better world, a world without islam, where each american immigrant that has come to repopulate the country can take up to 10 wives to repopulate the country
<1> I had to get a tax guy to tell me how to correct the mistake ... but the IRS decided to ignore it
<8> oh my god
<8> lol
<1> so we filed to go to court ... and finally a real human looked at all the accumulated paperwork and realize ... I owed the IRS nothing ... so they sent me a form saying I agreed that we owed each other nothing
<1> so the IRS at the same time is STILL sending me threatening letters saying they'll take my house if I don't pay
<9> damn
<1> talk about the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing!
<1> my tax dollars hard at work ... screwing ME
<8> thank FDR for that
<1> what I wanted to tell them was "the HELL you don't owe me anything ... I had to spend two hundred bucks on a tax guy to tell you what you should have known to start with"
<9> yep
<6> OcDoc, you can't even pay them off. they are so greedy.
<1> ***holes
<1> makes me REALLY support my government
<9> I don't support them
<1> "you go, guys!"
<9> lol
<6> OcDoc, we get what we vote for
<1> Ryanster: if you live in the US you do, whether you want to or not
<1> bemis: actually, I never get what I vote for
<9> well think what you want
<6> OcDoc, i mean in general. the majority.
<9> I don't
<9> :D
<9> support them with tax money
<1> the only time anyone I ever voted for got elected was when I voted for myself for School Board Trustee
<9> that's bout it
<1> Ryanster: if you pay taxes then you support them
<1> and I actually served for three years
<1> they changed the election dates one year and wanted to extend my term an extra nine months, so I resigned in protest
<1> I guess I showed THEM!
<1> okay ... back to bed
<9> this channel died
<9> wow
<3> ?
<9> ..
<3> We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children
<6> 1984, and corn
<7> ert


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