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<0> zeb: never
<1> bob - correct
<1> so far
<1> was just sayin'... if...
<1> or wonder if... who knows, maybe they got some deal goin with the Saud's heh
<2> I'm turning chinese right this moment
<1> I think I am too
<0> too much MSG
<1> thank god the Chinese are human
<2> wtf did nobody get that?
<1> atleast this won't be a trans-species integration process
<1> I didnt'get that one bob -
<1> you using a chinese keyboard ?
<1> was that the joke ?
<0> "made in china"



<1> yep - made in china, whoops that's Made In China
<1> heh
<0> noway
<2> zeb: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turning+japanese
<1> yep, Made In China
<1> mouse - HA
<1> MADE IN CHIAN
<1> damn, it IS scary heh - but god I love CHina
<0> all that income used to come into the US
<1> I also love Chavez - he offered FREE eye surgery to ANY US citizen who needs it
<0> and the people that made the products paid taxes
<1> now - THAT is health care
<1> why can't the US federalize it's oil
<1> and offer free eye surgery
<1> why do we have to get health care from some 3rd world nation
<0> but now we just stand around and polish each other's mercedes
<1> you have a mercedes ? heh
<1> not I
<0> well, not really.
<1> nor will I unless it's a decision for agood running car
<0> But at least i don't drive a chinese car!
<2> zeb: you never checked that link
<0> (yet)
<3> education > *
<1> bob - missed it
<1> one sec
<0> suna: why bother?
<3> you get to learn things and stuff
<2> zeb: it's still there
<1> yikes Bob -
<1> you see that chick in the adult personals ad on the left ?
<0> suna: there aren't any places to work to apply the knowledge unless your cousin is the Indian HR person
<1> jk jk - yeah, I see that bob
<1> makes me reconsider that song "I think I'm turning japanese... I realyl think so"
<2> zeb: fyi the ads rotate
<0> suna: noticed how many Indians are in HR now?
<1> bob - I know
<1> that was part of the humor
<0> They don't invite whitey to parties
<1> of COURSE you wouldn't see the same one - heh
<1> bob - it's ALL humor !
<1> all of it
<1> I just don't want a nuclear weapon to go off int eh states, tha'ts all
<0> that would be bad
<1> if this or any admin can prevent or fail to provoke THAT from happening ? hats ****in' off
<1> jhicks it would be
<1> but I keep putting 'suicide bomber' with 'lotsa money' together
<0> how would we respond?
<1> and 'big hatred to US'
<1> jhicks - well, I got my 40 incher LCD eyed up
<1> you got yours ?
<0> by nuking a bunch of other people that didn't do it?
<0> and pissing the russians off
<1> jhicks - my family has a fullproof looting plan in advent of nuclear war
<1> **** Van Dyke used to run ads for it on TV
<0> woah, no ****?
<0> hmmm
<1> er wait - that's smoke in the house, not radiation
<0> duh
<1> hey, how come there are no ads for that



<0> radiation detectors?
<0> because they won't sell them to civilians?
<1> that, or - how to survive a nuclear attack
<1> from some 'terrorist' that was 'provoked'
<1> why are we in the middle east again ?
<0> because George is protecting us from evil.
<1> I keep forgetting why we're pissing off the crazies with lotsa money and desire to blow us to kingdom come
<1> oh yeah
<1> that's right
<1> thanks jhicks - I needed re-alligned
<0> get with it man
<1> I get wobbly
<0> sheesh
<1> and specifically 'who' is the evil ?
<1> or is it an 'it' ?
<1> and if it's an it ? how are we targetting ? 'it' ?
<0> if you don't know i'm not telling you
<1> and if it's not an it, 'who' specifically are these people again ?
<1> and if it's specific people ? why are we not targetting those specific people
<1> so as not to offend a larger peoples who might be commonly ***ociated
<0> because we're inept at finding them?
<1> I think they need to replace bible meetings at the white house every night
<0> and wasting our time in iraq?
<1> with a good solid cl*** on 401 poli sci
<1> maybe start it off with poli sci 101
<0> ok, this is fun but I gotta go take the ferret out
<1> HA
<1> there ya go
<1> priorities
<0> yes
<1> feret beats efnet poli
<1> GOOD choice man
<0> if i don't he'll crap all over the place
<1> yeah
<1> and that nasty mating smell
<0> and ferret crap is not fun
<1> ferrets are not fun in retrospect
<0> he's been fixed
<1> you'll see
<1> heh - oh...
<1> well maybe so...
<0> it's my son's
<1> but they are wild animals though.
<0> yeah
<1> well, what isn't I guess
<0> i like this one though
<1> if that nasty smell is gone, that's a plus
<1> yep, later
<1> you get my approval for 100% sane jhicks !
<0> i fooled you then
<1> heh - maybe that's not a good thing
<0> bwahahaha
<1> let's think that through heh
<1> to protect us from evil - phew
<1> I'm glad that's a geographical thing !
<1> would be terrible if you couldn't geocode evil
<1> my god - it could creep into anyone, of any nationstate - !
<1> luckily - it's all bottled up in Iraq
<1> and this admin knows what's best for all of us -
<1> hey, we all have the same kind of shelter as homeland set up for **** n bush don't we ?
<1> maybe I should join the homeland home protection plan -
<1> I wonder if one could market lead shielding for new homes ! just imagine, the fear of mutual destruction rendering us with over 70,000 lung cancer cases from above ground testing in Nevada
<1> oh wait, that actually happened, silly me
<1> lord, er uh, I mean, Bush protect me from evil !!!!!!
<4> nice monologue, want some pie?
<1> no, I'm fine
<5> Bush is our protector
<1> 'our' heh
<1> is that as in 'the human species' ?
<4> coffee?
<1> 'humanity' ?
<1> or just some select privvy group
<1> that is rightous enough to proclaim them as being the only group that matters
<1> rightous and judged only by such a group from within


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