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<0> Free Tim McVeigh!
<1> your late
<1> ;)
<0> o i c
<2> you can only do half ***ed bigfoot shows
<0> hmm
<3> hi all
<4> geren is it a coinsadence you came in 2 channels i was in at the same time?
<3> um, what?
<0> you're being stalked norm
<3> anyway
<3> how many here is a republican
<4> nothin, i just had to kick someone haha your cool
<1> Bigfoot is real, they find a new species of ape ever year http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3730574.stm
<3> how m any here is a democrat
<4> i vote democrat



<0> Geren: I'm a secessionist!
<5> Geren: Some, and Slightly Fewer.
<1> Just pecuring a body is a little difficult, they aren't as stupid as a clumsy moose
<3> who wants to hear a nasty joke
<0> "procuring"
<1> sorry
<0> Geren: we've heard it
<1> 2 am
<1> eh
<0> hehe
<3> a guy takes up a spittoon and starts drinking the phlegm inside
<3> and he drinks and drinks and does not stop, why
<6> he's a fag
<2> lol yeah and loch ness monster is real too
<7> http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/mastercardcommercial.html
<7> FUNNY
<7> funny funny funny
<7> everyone go laugh
<0> HAHAHA
<3> anyone know why?
<0> Geren: yes
<4> hes dying of thirst?
<7> less you have dialup, then don't
<2> yes
<3> no
<7> :P
<3> he's trying to break some of the phlegm
<0> that wasn't funny.
<4> im trying to see the metaphor.. whos the spittoon?
<1> Nahhh, I have my doubts on Lochness, I give that a -5% chance of that being real, but I give the Lake Champlain a 40% chance
<0> it wasn't funny.
<6> my answer was funnier
<0> yes it was US-Male
<6> not saying much though
<8> agreed US-M
<3> you dont get it?
<3> u know how sometimes the phlegm is very continuous
<3> and its hard to break
<3> like its one big piece
<3> u know?
<0> Geren: don't quit your day job
<3> what?
<0> You'll never make it in comedy
<0> And stop smoking ice
<3> another joke
<0> NO
<4> a priest, a rabbi, and a pastor walk into a bar
<0> No more jokes.
<4> im not sure how it ends but your mothers a whore
<4> thats funny
<0> norm_: The bartender says "What's this, some kinda joke???"
<4> hahaha
<3> two guys are fishing off the coast of Maine, and one of them caught a stunning mermaid, but released it immediately. The other guy was shocked, and asked "Why??!". The guy replied, "How?"
<0> Geren
<0> stop that
<3> do you get this one1?1?1
<3> i dont think you have enough IQ to get it
<0> You're bombing man
<0> Deal with it
<0> You sound like pacman dying



<3> well then explain why that joke is funy
<0> It wasn't
<0> Your jokes are lame
<3> i dont think u got it
<0> It was a lame joke.
<3> well then explai it
<0> I don't bother myself with amateurs
<3> i see, you didnt get it
<3> haha
<3> pathetic
<0> You're almost as funny as Ellen Degeneres
<7> iq = for penis brains
<0> but not quite.
<6> jhicks: he's a very, very dumb troll/
<0> yes
<0> an unfunny one
<0> Geren: maybe you could be an actuarial
<3> that's very hard to get
<3> u need to p*** many tests
<0> but never a comedian.
<3> and work for insurance companies
<0> yes
<3> calculating risks
<3> lots of stats
<0> And wear horn-rimmed gl***es with a bandaid in the middle
<3> but the salary is around 150k
<0> good pay
<0> not too much stress
<0> (no chicks)
<0> I think you'll be great!
<0> now, go study.
<9> ok so geren explain the joke
<0> vapidone: let it die man
<1> ;)
<0> PLEASE
<3> vapidone, why dont u exlpain it
<0> dammit
<6> there was no joke. He was trolling
<3> if u think that joke was bad, explain it and prove i was dumb
<6> extremely desparate troll
<0> US-Male: I think he was trying to be funny to the best of his ability
<0> US-Male: he just ****s
<6> jhicks: not a chance
<3> sigh..too sad
<3> no one knows this
<0> Some people really do **** that bad
<4> explain the joke then
<0> Geren is one of them
<6> nobody ****s that bad
<0> US-Male: Ok, explain Twobar then
<3> shut off!
<10> I need some stock advice.....whats a good company to get into
<10> :>\
<6> TwoBar is usually funny, when he tries
<6> actually he's probably the funniest person who comes here
<1> Invest in yourself
<1> :)
<0> Ok, that settles it then.
<10> Thats funny....here have some bananas
<10> :>P
<3> ok i just entered my joke of the day for this server
<6> TwoBar > jhicks
<0> yeah
<3> type \/server joke to read it
<0> But he's a professional
<3> type /server joke to read it
<6> hah
<6> now that's funny
<0> US-Male: stop encouraging it
<6> I am honest
<0> He'll quit his job and end up destitute
<0> n/m


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