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Comments:
<deaddog> I put forth a position and all you can retort with is a pic of two dogs humping?
<kozmonaut> its smallminded
<deaddog> and I'm the ignorant one, sheesh
<jeev> retractable condom
<deaddog> ****er, I wasnt even serious
<deaddog> heh
<deaddog> there you are
<beeper1> yeah irc has been ****ing latley
<deaddog> beeper1: If I had control of the button, I would have used it 2001
<|bob> well that's why I voted for Bush
<beeper1> didn't you ever see the movie war games?
<WotGorila> heh
<deaddog> lets see how many terror attacks there are when they glow in the ****ing dark
<deaddog> hell yeah
<beeper1> if there's anything a defense department computer playing tic tac toe can teach us about thermonuclear war, its that the only way to win is not to play
<deaddog> never!!!
<deaddog> always gotta play
<deaddog> military maxim: a weapon not used is a useless weapon
<deaddog> neutron bomb and keep the infrastructure!
<WotGorila> But America is a people of love
<deaddog> **** that, bomb them
<deaddog> damn hippies
<WotGorila> you sound worse than the terrorists
<WotGorila> no wonder they want to get rid of you
<kozmonaut> haha
<deaddog> difference between me and the terrorist is I'm not after terror, I'm after the victory, I dont care if they are scared so long as they dont exist
<kozmonaut> i bet arab channels sound exactly like ours except different names!
<deaddog> hehehe, yeah probobly
<jeev> terrorists... ? international or domestic (government)
<WotGorila> heh
<WotGorila> probably
<deaddog> I'm not being serious, but I do think that we should not *****foot around and get agressive
<itolaKOZY> itola of rock n rolla sez damn teh west!
<deaddog> If the US is gonna go Roman Empire, friggin go Roman Empire, dont beat around the 'Bush'
<deaddog> Ha! heartbreak Ridge!
<WotGorila> Europe runs America anyways
<deaddog> yeah, they run America
<kozmonaut> the illumenati!
<deaddog> WotGorilla, you have to go into some detail there
<deaddog> how is Europe running America exactly?
<WotGorila> http://www.freedomtofascism.com/
<WotGorila> Great documentary, guy who created TRading Places with Eddie Murphy
<deaddog> Trading Places? I love that movie!
<deaddog> bah, I'll just listen to some Misfits
<kozmonaut> a lil glenn danzin
<J_Walker> What s your top 5 list of best comedies
<kozmonaut> wag the dog is good
<kozmonaut> throw mama from the train was good!
<J_Walker> Dumb & Dumber, Little Shop of Horrors, Ace Ventura 1, Kingpin, Naked Gun 1
<kozmonaut> never liked any of those hehe
<kozmonaut> i like smart comedy, not slapstick
<J_Walker> All of them made me crap in my pants
<J_Walker> Something about Mary wasn t that bad either
<deaddog> J_Walker: must be hard getting dates then huh?
<deaddog> I kid I kid!
<J_Walker> deaddog : Give me your list
<deaddog> alright
<|bob> Mars Attacks
<WotGorila> Spinal Tap, MP's Holy Grail, Groundhog Day
<J_Walker> Trying to think of a good comedy to rent no matter how old it is
<|bob> WotGorila: holy grail is so over
<WotGorila> neat
<J_Walker> There s nothing like a good comedy to get a chick in the mood
<kozmonaut> oh
<deaddog> Dr. Strangelove, 2001, Pi, Fail Safe, Independence Day, We Were Soldier, Saving Private Ryan
<kozmonaut> caddy shack is good
<beeper1> there's nothing like a good porn flick to get a chick in the mood
<deaddog> those were hilarious!
<J_Walker> deaddog : WTF? those aren t comedies
<|bob> 2001 is a comedy
<|bob> ?
<kozmonaut> yeh space oddessy
<|bob> its barely even a movie
<kozmonaut> yeh haha
<|bob> 2001: A Space Comedy
<deaddog> did you listen to HAL-9000? He was a riot, and the way he ****ed with Dave, cl***ic!
<J_Walker> bob: So Mars Attacks was funny ?
<beeper1> i never dated a girl and watched 2001
<beeper1> lol
<kozmonaut> not really
<beeper1> i wish
<|bob> J_Walker: it was hilarious
<|bob> J_Walker: did you see Independence Day
<J_Walker> Yeah Hal-9000 was a master of black humor
<J_Walker> Yeah..****ty movie
<beeper1> <HAL-9000> I think you're the one who is malfunctioning, bitch
<|bob> J_Walker: then you should like Mars Attacks even more
<J_Walker> Who's starring ?
<deaddog> 'hey dave, go out and get your boy!' 'HAL, let me in man' 'um.....' Hal?' 'um....' HAL?' um..... 'HAAALL??', um... nope'
<|bob> everyone
<|bob> it's an all-star cast
<deaddog> cl***ic
<beeper1> its a crappy movie
<beeper1> mars attacks was barely worth the watch
<J_Walker> deaddog : Yeah but that's sadistic humor
<|bob> beeper1: did you see Independence Day?
<J_Walker> Did you see who played the president ?
<deaddog> 'Hey Dave, go look at that alien thingie over there....' SHOOMP ' 'oops!'
<deaddog> the monolith was a glactic toilet
<J_Walker> deaddog : You have a strange taste of humor, dude
<|bob> beeper1: did you see Independence Day?
<deaddog> next time the humans will invite the aliens to the BBQ
<beeper1> yes i saw it the first day
<J_Walker> beeper: What kind of porn do chicks like ?
<|bob> beeper1: and you didn't get Mars Attacks? what's wrong with you?
<beeper1> j: depends on the girl
<beeper1> it's not that i didn't get it
<beeper1> i just think mars attacks isn't any good, it tries to be funny and fails
<kozmonaut> i agree
<deaddog> Independence Day: we send voyager out to explore with an invitation to aliens, we say 'hey bring your friends to our BBQ' they thought we were the BBQ, it was all one big misunderstanding
<kozmonaut> its to overproduced
<WotGorila> What kind of Porn does women like????.... The Home Shopping Network!!!
<J_Walker> beeper: Do you have any better suggestion ?
<WotGorila> It gets them hot
<beeper1> for what?
<deaddog> your credit card burns up too
<J_Walker> hot for spending your money
<WotGorila> heh
<deaddog> :)_
<beeper1> ?
<deaddog> they spend your money
<deaddog> you know, money, currency, you give it to a person and that person lets you take home thier stuff
<J_Walker> McCartney's bimbo wants out...The fool didn t even make her sign a prenup
<beeper1> we dont know that he didnt
<deaddog> so Paul will be left with only a billion
<deaddog> ****s to be hime
<deaddog> him
<beeper1> i feel bad for him
<J_Walker> Yeah I saw it on CNN..4 years ago, he told the media that they were so much in love with each other that they don t need a prenup
<beeper1> he tried to get over his wife's death too soon
<J_Walker> His ex is going to be a billionaire now
<deaddog> good for her
<|bob> so what's up with that Beatles lawsuit against Apple
<deaddog> he should have had the good taste to be murdered like Lennon
<deaddog> John
<J_Walker> Yeah I agree
<deaddog> bob: in a word: ITunes
<deaddog> and yes, I have a sadistic and sick sense of humor
<|bob> I don't get it
<WotGorila> The Beatles own all pictures of Apples
<WotGorila> heh
<WotGorila> that have to do with music
<deaddog> I-Tunes: Beatles want more money for thier stuff and Apple is all like, hey **** you buddy, and Paul is all like oh yeah? and apple is like Yeah! so Paul says I'll sue your ***!
<Publius> sooo how bout Iran's football team? ya think they will put up more of a fight than Imahandjoooob
<Publius> soccer*
<|bob> deaddog: I know what the lawsuit is about, I was asking what's up with it
<deaddog> I'm full of excrement man
<deaddog> I have no idea
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