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<0> Nah. You don't have to kill them. You're allowed to wing 'em real bad.
<1> I wonder if he was a defense lawyer
<1> most of them are I suppose
<2> USM wonder if a defense lawyer would take his case
<3> well if he was a defense lawyer he should have know that tall gr*** does not defend well
<4> wel, half the lawyers have to do the other side
<2> under fear of being shot lol
<1> heh
<4> i would be shot by cheney, if i had to be shot
<5> They wait until Cheney out of office, to start up the case. Unless D's want to use it politically.
<5> Heh, tortus
<0> Yeah. There's a brainy idea. Go after Cheney over this.
<0> Woo yeah.
<4> it shouldn't be funny, but it is irresitably funny
<1> impeach Cheney !!
<3> ttt - especially considering it was bird shot... been peppered before....



<6> the guy he shot is rich, most involved are rich
<2> lol
<7> yeah but if you are shot by cheney, some of teh doctors want you to live but some may want you to die
<6> there's unlikely to be a civil suit
<7> so just hope you get lucky
<0> Well, all the more reason to have them all thrown in jail. They were rich!
<8> Kaliuna: He could take buck shot as well.
<7> get a republican doctor
<9> how do you accidentally shoot your friend while trying to hunt birds?
<10> Cheney's an amateur. At least when Ted Kennedy sets out to kill an innocent bystander, the job gets *done*.
<7> is there such a thing?
<3> MrR - well depends on the distance with buckshot
<1> hahha
<8> Kaliuna: 5 feet.
<7> yeah teds good at it
<0> thadeus: You aim short to make a nastier wound, of course.
<1> "Ted Kennedy. The Job gets Done"
<3> MrR -- buckshot would penetrate --
<6> buckshot w/ a 28 guage
<7> get drunk, crash, kill a girl, run home for long enough to get all teh alcohol out of your system than go to the cops
<4> thaddeus: you follow the bird down. i can totally see how that happened. but to the vp? too hilarious
<6> didn't think so
<6> quail hunting
<8> Kaliuna: US-Male could take it. He has a thick skin.
<3> thadeus -- you ever been quail hunting -- lots of callers to shows today talked about it - being peppered
<1> buckshot will take down ... well, a buck
<0> Yes, yes. But were the quail gay? That is the question.
<4> actually, i have been shot with bucksalt. when i was tresp***ing in a cherry orchard
<8> US-Male is, well, a buck.
<0> After all, we have homo German penguins.
<1> so yeah.
<4> in the heel, i took some bucksalt. it was not a good thing
<8> US-Male is bucko.
<1> buckaroo
<1> buckwheat
<8> tortus: Were you stealing cherries?
<1> buck naked
<4> mrrod: yes i was. but mostly i was just taking a shortcut with my cousin, who didn't get shot
<0> It's a good thing Cheney didn't get caught capping Mamma Sheehadi.
<4> we didn't even report it to our parents
<4> let alone the police
<0> If she ends up dead in a ditch in Texas, though, we know where to look.
<1> he should have shot Cindy Sh`ihan
<8> tortus: Was there any warning?
<4> no. what? you think this was the ussr or something?
<4> this was utah
<9> i cant believe she called the terrorists "freedom fighters"
<4> people shoot at you there
<9> as o'reilly said on letterman
<4> no defense
<8> tortus: Utah, huh?
<1> you don't have to report things if it's not a problem for anyone involved
<11> so if you go hunting
<8> tortus: Utah is hard-core.
<0> Tortus was stealing from a collective farm. Ronald Reagan thusly had him thrown into a gulag for 29 years.
<11> and you shot some by mistake
<1> if I shot MrRod I'm sure he'd let me slide
<11> do the cops
<11> detain you
<11> for a talk



<4> you dont cross an orchard owner in utah
<8> US-Male: Yeah. Slide you down into the basement freezer.
<1> hahah
<1> it as an accident !
<1> *was
<8> tortus: If it was me as a kid I'd get 10 gallons of bleach late one night and water his orchard.
<4> praxis: i was a 12 yr old girl. that was back before i signed on to irc, when my life was more normal
<2> my life was never normal
<1> normal is so boring
<2> normal doesn't exist
<12> ATHF IS ON
<6> well it ain't the wagon days anymore
<4> but cheney shooting someone, that has to be the best scene this decade
<6> most farmers likely don't shoot kids w/ salt shot these days
<1> it's better than his Dad puking on the Japanese PM
<0> What's funny is the crazy reaction of the news media.
<1> err Bush's dad
<1> yeah the media went nuts =)
<0> They actually seem to think that Cheney is a stalker or something. It's creepy.
<4> yeah. better than puking, to shoot someone with birdshot
<13> A major IQ study has shown there are 5.5 million male geniuses per 1 million female geniuses. Male average exceeds female by 5 points. This explains little things like why men set the age of consent at 16 and women complain about a 25 yeor old women consenting to an older man.. or why most inventors of EVERYTHING we see hear and touch are males. Females didnt invent anything. They hijack MALE creation.
<1> "WHY did't you tell US FIRST ??"
<6> they have webcams or something
<6> to turn your pic in to the police
<1> the talking heads think they are the most important thing
<9> it's gonna look bad for the NRA
<14> why shoot ppl with salt?
<9> since he's a member
<6> kids would be trying to get shot w/ salt
<0> Hell if it will. The NRA will gain members because of this.
<9> how would this gain members?
<4> poluted: its considered harmless in some regions
<0> Everyone wants to shoot a lawyer, you know, secretly. :)
<0> Haha
<3> because of the crazy WH media questions...
<3> thats how NRA will gain more members
<0> Not to mention the idiotic reaction of the liberals in the news media.
<3> yup prax
<15> Abusive Domain or User
<1> CHeney should go out for a press conference and make a real fast move for his imaginary sidearm
<3> lol
<1> then smile and say "just kiddin"
<0> You would think Cheney shoe-bombed a United Airlines flight.
<16> I thought he did?
<4> us: remember when buchanan did that?
<17> how much is this guy going to get paid off to roll with the stupid spin ****s office has put on it?
<1> tortus no he did ?
<12> heh, cheney shoots someone while trying to kill animals, CT's govenor just got out of jail, and my towns first selectman was recently arrested for embezzlement
<12> i love it
<8> praxis9: They need something to blast Cheney. Now they have it.
<4> buchanan faked an aim at the reporters. they didn't have a sense of humor about it
<0> It just makes them stupid, that's all.
<1> it's pretty irrelevant. Cheney wasn't runnig for President or anything
<0> Err, look stupid.
<12> i don't think it's irrelevant
<4> yeah, when he was running for president
<3> pimpie - what stupid spin? even an eye witness said the guy screwed up by not letting his hunting companions know where he was
<16> and one of missouri's congressional candidates was just sentenced to jail time for election funds fraud today
<12> it stands for his character
<3> Storm -- yup he was...
<1> no character issue at all
<12> he was trying to kill animals, he missed and hit a human
<12> not that humans aren't animals
<0> Kaliuna: No. You don't understand. Cheney is a crazed madman. :)
<1> it shows he ****ed up while hunting -- that's not a character issue
<3> prax -- crazy like a fox?
<4> cheney is a bad bad man
<0> Ooo. And he had a gun!
<0> Ooo.
<1> errors do not indicate character, good or bad
<3> prax -- I got a few guns ohhh and rifles too
<14> so ... you can go into walmart and buy salt bullets? to shoot at ppl?
<9> hunting indicates character
<16> yes, bad character


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