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<0> "Cornering the Market" is in essence implied illegality :)
<1> i usually like to post random facts
<2> Cryolas: Okay then, nearly cornering the market.
<0> w***up Herz?
<3> Herzen... the US filibuster rules have been reformed a couple times.
<1> Glock21, for instance, 62 percent of Oscar winners can be genealogically traced to a common great grandmother who was born in 12 A.D.
<2> Cryolas: and not through stock manipulation, either.
<0> lol @ Herzen
<4> e-Hernick, I am an official with the Nigerian Oil Ministry. There has been an accounting error in excess of 41 millions of your US dollars. For a small fee of handling, I beg can you ***ist me in securing this financials for our benefits mutually. If you can please generously provide an account number with your American bank, I can securly get the monies to you in exchange for the smallest of fees of handling.
<5> rofl
<1> DeDannan, i opened up an account at a bank and put 2.31$ in and tried that once
<1> they just took my 2$
<1> and never responded to me after
<3> In 1917 they enacted the 2/3 rule where if 2/3 of the Senate wanted to end a filibuster they could end debate... before a single senator could hold the floor captive or with a small group.
<4> Herzen, oh wow
<3> In 1975 the 2/3 rule was reformed to 3/5.
<4> that not jolly
<5> Cryolas: hullo
<2> DeDannan: you are but a nigerian scammer, mister! You must be annihilated by the might of American Canada, by the awesome display of force that only the United States' neighboors' Army, the mighty Canadian Forces, can use in such a viciously canadian fashion - to utterly wipe out nigerian scammers by surgically detonating their computers, after they have been located by the Canadian Hacking Forces
<5> lol
<2> You have no chance to survive. Make your time! Ha ha ha!
<2> All your base are belong to us!
<4> Publius would you like to enter the joy of having some of the 41 millions of US dollars by ***isting most graciously with a bank number of account. It appears that e-Hernick hasn't sufficient resources of money accountancies to be blessed to ***ist us in correcting this tiny error
<5> DeDannan: naw
<4> well screw you too!!!
<4> (cartman)
<2> Down with DeDannan!
<5> Down with DeDannan!
<4> ya buncha pussies!
<2> Down with the DeDannannian ideology!
<4> thats it! I'm invading Canada!!
<5> DeDannan: someone tried the western union scam on my friend last night
<5> you know about this?
<4> nope..is it a good one?
<2> Western Union....
<5> DeDannan: money orders through western union coming from Nigeria=fraud
<4> guess what Western Union don't do anymore....
<2> telegrams?
<4> send/receive telegrams
<4> stopped officially just this year
<2> well, telegrams had their use
<2> But I suppose that Fedex or UPS are better choices nowadays.
<1> Toasted Paska Bread with Butter
<1> Delicious.
<4> I wonder how Canadians communicate nowdays...
<4> without the trusty telegraph
<2> DeDannan: 10mbit/900kbps cable modem here
<1> DeDannan, I IRC via carrier pigeon
<2> broadband internet is pretty widespread.
<4> Herzen oh wow that a good point
<5> o_O
<6> Herzen: Have you ever seen the A&E WWI movie "The Lost Battalion"?
<1> DeDannan, Did you know that in the Gulf War, Iraqi troops used Carrier Pigeons for communication at times?
<5> you Canadians are WEIRD
<2> Herzen: have you repented and decided to stop keeping down the children, have you chosen to save the dying orphans?
<1> Lupine|, No but you told me about it last time
<4> Herzen before they started eating them?
<1> e-Hernick, no I decided to let them die
<6> Herzen: oh, I did. Heh. They showed how the allies and germans used carrier pigeons
<2> how horrible
<2> how can you do that to the children?
<2> and the orphans, too!
<4> e-Hernick clubs baby seals
<6> Herzen: one thing I thought interesting was, how the pigeon sender thought he was sending a very clear message.. but it was not clear at all to the reciever.
<2> DeDannan: yes, I club baby seals over the Internet. I frequently log on to remote baby-seal killing sites, where I acquire control of a baby-seal hunter-killer-bot stationned in the canadian arctic. I then locate baby seals and club them to death, remotely.
<4> e-Hernick we know
<1> e-Hernick, I play a similiar game, but for foreign children
<4> just like that remote control hunting site in texas
<7> e-Hernick, do you pay the extra for the sound back in stereo?
<6> e-her: I believe we should only club baby seals humanely. Get a human thigh-bone from the morque, and use that as a club!
<2> Then, I make the hunter-killer robot skin the seal while it is still alive, and afterwards, the robot eats the remains of the baby seals, carefully cleaning off the bones and keeping the organs with medical value. The robot is powered by eating baby seals, so there is no waste. It then digests the rest of the useless waste and brings back a nice pelt, a skeletton, organs that have medical value.
<7> Slay them with jaw-bone of an ***, plentifull in here methinks.
<2> There is no waste.
<2> Then, we seed the ocean with fertilizer, which makes them more alive, and the seals breed faster.
<2> This locks in a lot of CO2. Very friendly for the environment, to see the arctic waters with fertilizer.
<4> fertilizer=hunter-killer robot ****
<2> You now observe in this, the DeDannan character speaking to us in the obscure and opaque pseudolingo of the DeDennannianist Faith, a scourge upon the mind of its followers, of whom he is the least weakest.
<7> oceans are a waste wasteland of non-sterile water, better to make then pure stinkholes reeking of sulfur.
<4> e-Hernick suffers from Cannuckitis
<8> thats terminal
<9> co2 is good for plants
<9> so if you're a tree-hugger, you *want* to increase the co2 content
<9> you also *want* more global warming
<10> what a silly/uneducated way to look at it
<9> Lithium-, hardly. It's the *scientific* way to look at it
<6> panini: I was humored by a recent article, that showed the grown of C02 emissions from the sod in England, more than offset the reudction in industrial C02 emissions.
<6> growth
<9> Lupine|, well the solution is obvious...
<6> never would have guessed that sod can emmit large quantities of C02, but it did
<9> ban sod!
<6> panini: widespread airial dispersement of agent-orange to kill all the evil sod
<6> Scientists have recorded vibrations from underground tremors at a geologic observatory along the San Andreas Fault, an 800 mile scar in the earth that runs through California. The fault marks the boundary between the Pacific Tectonic Plate and the North American Plate.
<6> Tremors deep inside the Earth are usually produced by magma flowing beneath volcanoes, but a new study suggests they can also be produced by the shifting and sliding of tectonic plates.
<11> So I finally played Halo... why is it that all futuristic FPSs become halflife clines?
<11> clones*
<9> how do you destroy a liberal's brain? present him with a HYBRID SUV... he won't know whether to key it/vandalize it, or leave it alone. The m***ive confusion caused by the contradiction will cause his brain to shut down... (Spock used a similar trick to destroy androids)
<1> Halo wasn't very good when I played it
<1> I didn't like the monsters thats for sure
<11> Herzen it was fun up until the alien body snatching critters straight from halflife
<11> then it was ... HL with fewer weapons
<1> and no crowbar
<11> right
<1> if you want to play a quality story-based shooter
<3> Mmmm... crowbar...
<1> play Blood
<11> I just want a futuristic shooter with a moderately decent plot
<11> that isn't a HL clone
<12> I prefer PuttPutt Joins the Parade!
<6> I still prefer the original Unreal online
<1> BLOOD
<12> the living books series are good too
<1> KoBushi, i'm fond of Rise of the Triad too
<6> pil: quit lying, you like ButtPutt, and its sequel ButtPlug
<12> I had a CD or Rise of the Triad...I lost it...dang it
<6> some people seem to play tons of different games.. and others, play a limited number of games alot
<1> i like older games
<12> my kid was a avid gamer
<1> new games are bleh
<1> and don't run that well
<12> is actually
<12> I got into games then I got into computer networks
<6> pilgrim likes to play a game of chess
<13> pilgrim, do you code?
<6> he got scared off of Global Thermonuclear War
<14> http://www.goonybird.org/Protesters.jpg
<14> hey blaaz
<15> GoonyBird wtf u doin in here?
<13> you guys are fags
<14> looking for some lefties to taunt
<13> get out!
<14> i like messing with retards
<12> any ops on board?
<15> GoonyBird that u wit the nitwits sign?
<1> pil, only you
<6> pil: naw, they went off the deep end
<14> no :-)
<12> <sigh>
<13> i know goonybird and blaaz
<13> they always come in here to cause trouble
<15> not me
<15> ive been away from irc for months
<14> hhahahahhha that url in the topic is hillarious
<12> XYZZY
<12> plugh!
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