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<0> Dramacratic researchers have made preliminary efforts to locate nests of centipedes in mangina, primarily by inserting rfjason into Dgt's rectum on centipede-hunting
<1> coonsqad=ban
<0> expedition. However, to date, vaginas remain the only confirmed habitat of nests of centipedes.
<2> y?
<1> stop your scrolling
<0> "Guess who's going to get some centipedes in her vagina?"Like everything else that comes into or out of your vagina, centipedes entitle you, as a woman, to special treatment. It
<2> hes funny.
<0> is therefore your Goddess-given rightnay, verily, your dutyto mention your centipede-filled vagina at all opportunities. You should ***ume that everyone who
<2> unlike you
<0> disagrees with you, makes fun of you, or fails to buy you things from your wishlist does so because he is prejudiced against you due to your centipede-filled vagina.
<0> The key to making your centipede-filled vagina into an effective bargaining tool is to bring attention to it as loudly as possible. Some suggested options are "JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A NEST OF CENTIPEDES IN MY VAGINA DOESN'T MEAN I'M ANY LESS OF A PERSON!" or "YOUR CENTIPEDE-FILLED VAGINA WOULDN'T FIT INTO AN MRI EITHER!"
<0> Centipede filled vagina
<0> What to Do if You Find a Nest of Centipedes in Your Vagina
<0> Don't panic. Studies show that 1 out of 3 women have centipedes or centipede-like-creatures in their vaginas.
<0> If you are a man and discover that you not only have a vagina, but that it is filled with centipedes, you may wish to panic a little.
<0> Centipedes are insectivores. In order to entice the centipedes to leave your vagina, you may wish to try the following fun home Blue Peter-esque project:
<0> You will need a tampon, a cockroach, some Scotch tape, and a centipede-filled vagina. If you are under 18, be sure to ask your parents' permission before attempting to remove centipedes from your vagina.
<0> Tape the cockroach to the tampon and insert it into your centipede-filled vagina.
<0> Slowly (and if possible, erotically) pull the string until the be-cockroached tampon slides out of your centipede-filled vagina.
<0> If you are lucky, one or more centipedes will have gone for the bait and evacuated your now slightly less centipede-filled vagina. Repeat until you are satisfied with the centipede density in your vagina.
<0> Helpful hint: since all centipedes are azn, if they are not taking the bait it may be helpful to cater to their particular tastes. You may want to soak the tampon in soy
<0> sauce, or liberally apply sweet-and-sour sauce to the cockroach. Avoid at all costs the temptation to subsistute General Tso's chicken for the cockroach. Your vagina will thank you.
<0> Should you need to enlist the help of others, be sure to state in a loud, clear voice that there are centipedes inside you. This will cause them to ask where, and give you the
<0> opportunity to mutter "in mah vagina" semi-coherently like Hillary Swank in Boys Don't Cry. That's always funny.
<0> Other Places to Find Centipedes
<0> According to a less-funny encyclopedia, centipedes can generally be found in tropical climates and in caves of the non-vaginal variety. However, considering that said
<0> encyclopedia made the centipede its mascot, they are no better than furries and thus not to be trusted.
<0> Dramacratic researchers have made preliminary efforts to locate nests of centipedes in mangina, primarily by inserting rfjason into Dgt's rectum on centipede-hunting
<0> expedition. However, to date, vaginas remain the only confirmed habitat of nests of centipedes.
<0> "Guess who's going to get some centipedes in her vagina?"Like everything else that comes into or out of your vagina, centipedes entitle you, as a woman, to special treatment. It
<0> is therefore your Goddess-given rightnay, verily, your dutyto mention your centipede-filled vagina at all opportunities. You should ***ume that everyone who
<0> disagrees with you, makes fun of you, or fails to buy you things from your wishlist does so because he is prejudiced against you due to your centipede-filled vagina.
<0> The key to making your centipede-filled vagina into an effective bargaining tool is to bring attention to it as loudly as possible. Some suggested options are "JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A NEST OF CENTIPEDES IN MY VAGINA DOESN'T MEAN I'M ANY LESS OF A PERSON!" or "YOUR CENTIPEDE-FILLED VAGINA WOULDN'T FIT INTO AN MRI EITHER!"
<0> Centipede filled vagina
<0> What to Do if You Find a Nest of Centipedes in Your Vagina
<0> Don't panic. Studies show that 1 out of 3 women have centipedes or centipede-like-creatures in their vaginas.
<0> If you are a man and discover that you not only have a vagina, but that it is filled with centipedes, you may wish to panic a little.
<0> Centipedes are insectivores. In order to entice the centipedes to leave your vagina, you may wish to try the following fun home Blue Peter-esque project:
<0> You will need a tampon, a cockroach, some Scotch tape, and a centipede-filled vagina. If you are under 18, be sure to ask your parents' permission before attempting to remove centipedes from your vagina.
<0> Tape the cockroach to the tampon and insert it into your centipede-filled vagina.
<0> Slowly (and if possible, erotically) pull the string until the be-cockroached tampon slides out of your centipede-filled vagina.
<0> If you are lucky, one or more centipedes will have gone for the bait and evacuated your now slightly less centipede-filled vagina. Repeat until you are satisfied with the centipede density in your vagina.
<0> Helpful hint: since all centipedes are azn, if they are not taking the bait it may be helpful to cater to their particular tastes. You may want to soak the tampon in soy
<0> sauce, or liberally apply sweet-and-sour sauce to the cockroach. Avoid at all costs the temptation to subsistute General Tso's chicken for the cockroach. Your vagina will thank you.
<2> y did u unvoice him
<1> thx
<1> thx can
<1> it was getting old
<3> US 1st quarter GDP revised upwards to 6% 1st quarter (Amazing) and Trade deficit narrowed 5.6% Exports see huge boost' Talk about these and other issues!
<4> oh yuck FT
<4> auto-spam
<1> yeah it's getting old
<5> Good morning, port12
<6> So many people, no one talking.
<3> US 1st quarter GDP revised upwards to 6% 1st quarter (Amazing) and Trade deficit narrowed 5.6% Exports see huge boost' Talk about these and other issues!
<6> url on that, FreeTrade?
<1> yep
<7> wall up the boarder
<6> with what funds, though, prkrastn8?
<6> Our 9.5 trillion dollar deficit and rising with a 3 million dollar a day occupation going on sort of precludes doing pretty much of anything else.
<6> ...and the tax cuts being made permanent, apparently.
<7> what funds?
<7> what funds did we have to goto war>?
<4> tax cuts are in effect til 2010
<4> not permanent
<7> if we dont pay for a wall now we will have to pay a hell of a lot more later
<7> i have already sent 2 brick to my congressmen to help them out with the cost
<6> perhaps so, prkrastn8.
<4> The trade gap narrowed to $62 billion in March, the smallest deficit in seven months, the Commerce Department reported Friday. It was down from a $65.6 billion imbalance in February and an all-time high of $68.6 billion in January.
<6> `426-Hemi, due to what factors?
<7> before we even consider immigration reform we need to wall the boarder 1st. IF we dont then there is no point in new reform cause we will still have the same problem
<6> What problem are you perceiving here, prkrastn8?
<7> the flood of illegals into the usa
<4> we have stronger export growth
<4> and lower imports
<6> prkrastn8, I'm not sure this is much of a problem. What are you seeing that I'm not?
<7> they dont care if there are "new rules" they are "illegal" since when do they care about the law, we need to make it physically impossible to come over
<6> lol! Yes, I know that, `426-Hemi, I'm just wondering what we're exporting more of vs importing less of.
<4> *snore*
<7> Well 1st I live in Tucson,AZ less then 1 hr from the boarder, sometimes i feel like im in mexico
<6> You're quite right, `426-Hemi, it's quite the furor over a non-issue, isn't it.
<4> imho, yes
<4> its going to cost us a HELL of a lot more money to stop them from coming over the border, than the advantages we get from having them here now
<1> hurricane season coming up it better not hit me in tx lol
<4> have problems with violent criminal elements? send them to Gitmo
<4> brand them terrorists
<4> "ohh yo uare Ms-13?" Gitmo their ***es
<4> guarantee you that if these MS-13 types knew that if caught were going to GITMO, they will stop coming here, i dunno about them but if it was me I would much more value my ability to live freely than live in that freakin place
<8> I think MS-13 started as a Salvadoran prison gang
<8> So I dunno if gitmo would seem very scary
<8> :)
<9> http://rotter.net/israel/
<10> Katey, Rusty: hey
<7> nuke mexico and be done with it
<10> Mexico is nice
<10> no nuke it
<7> yeah they have no problem with their hands out waiting for money
<7> mexico is americas leech
<4> again
<4> its one thing to say you have a "right to the constitution because of your citizenship, its quite another to claim that right and not know whats in it
<7> Fox has done NOTHING
<10> that doesn't make them nuke-worthy :)
<7> all he dose is put flyers out on how to ILLEGALLy cross the boarder
<4> so what?
<3> US 1st quarter GDP revised upwards to 6% 1st quarter (Amazing) and Trade deficit narrowed 5.6% Exports see huge boost' Talk about these and other issues!
<8> hey Timur
<4> we don't stop people from illegally crossing the border into Canada
<4> thats Canada's problem
<7> so what, thats not a solution to bus all your people to another country and go "hey they are your problem now"
<4> i don't see anyone bussing anyone
<7> mexico goverment might as well
<4> anyone else see busses?
<10> I see dead buses
<6> nope, no busses here in Utah.
<7> not busses but maps on HOW TO GET IN THE USA ILLEGALLY
<7> whats the differnce
<4> take your stupidity somewhere else, you sit here and complain about people not speaking english, while your own english ****s
<7> i can convey a message and writing a language is always harder than speaking
<7> where do u live 426?
<6> prkrastn8, you need to calm down, take a deep breath, look at things in a historical and economic context, as well as a humanitarian one, and you'll live longer. :)
<4> <+prkrastn8> many of these people want to pretend like they are still in mexico. You cant shun our culture not try to allimilate, not try to learn english <-- that was a good one
<7> ***imilate
<8> eh. this whole debate about illegal immigration has brought out the worst in a lot of people
<7> where do u live ?
<10> allimilate reminds me of Dean Martin with a cocktail gl***
<6> lol!
<10> then suddenly he breaks into song!
<8> it's pretty unpleasant
<6> Timur, you might be as old as I am, you poor child.
<10> tzip: it's ok. :)
<7> im not being nasty i LIVE ON THE BOARDER
<7> I SEE EVERY DAY
<8> OK
<6> SO, learn to love'em, prkrastn8
<4> i live in upstate NY
<8> They're just people, jesus
<8> get a grip
<10> people are people so why should it be..
<6> Lots the U.S. culture could adopt from Mexican/SA cultures to it's advantage.
<7> lol EASY for a person is NY to go "No problem" L O L
<4> i wonder why my tax money should go to help Arizona secure their own borders
<7> ITs a NATIONAL problem
<7> we could take it to the national security level
<7> if you want
<4> <+prkrastn8> lol EASY for a person is NY to go "No problem" <--- not according to you
<4> you can't keep your arguement straight from one moment to the next
<6> prkrastn8, nobody is denying that there are difficulties there, however, solving them by eliminating boarder crossings by Latinos altogether is throwing out the baby with the bathwater.
<8> I think there's a legit need to secure the borders. But I think you're dreamin' if you think we're going to want to pay for the amount of security it would take to "seal" it
<6> Exactly, Katey-, well put.
<10> yay
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