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<0> haha
<0> damn
<1> Do they ever define what high doses mean?
<0> 24mg
<2> wow how did i not know there was a storm out in the gulf
<0> + We have seen recommendations that no more than 24 mg of CPM be taken in a day.
<3> just a lot of rain
<0> 6 pills
<2> did the system have a name at some point?
<0> 6 Coricidin HBP Cold and Cough
<3> that stuff makes my head feel weird anyway
<3> I never liked it
<0> kids are taking whole bottles of that ****
<0> no wonder theyre dieing
<3> besides it's a downer, and sudafed is an upper
<1> If recomentations or up to 24 is safe then i highly doubt that 24 is anywhere near the high level needed to bleed from your skin or whatever.



<3> so I don't like ot mix them
<0> Chrono-Z thats already beyond recommended dosage
<1> I've taken 16 before, normal dose of 8. No ill effects.
<0> 1 tablet every 6 hours, not more than 4 tablets in 24 hours
<0> 4 tabs in 24 hours
<0> that 16mg
<0> not 24mg
<0> Chrono-Z were they the cough & cold type?
<1> Yes.
<0> hah
<0> hope you dont start bleeding from your ***
<0> :P
<0> thats a risk im not willing to take
<0> hah
<3> that's how the church makes those stomata
<0> just start bleeding from every orrifice
<1> Well it's been about 6 years so I'm pretty sure it's already p***ed my system.
<3> they give that stuff to nuns
<3> then they call them a saint ;P
<2> http://cnn.edmunds.com/advice/specialreports/articles/115584/article.html
<4> Abusive Domain or User
<5> As far as the topic....why would a general pull-out after a victory?
<3> must be catholics -- pulling out before orgasm
<5> I've seen a commercial though...local that they played on a news program with a lady giving her tear-story and then tell Bush to bring the soldiers home
<5> I've given up TV again....I went on a weeklong binge of Late Night with Conan and news....just recently quit my job ;)
<1> Catholics don't pull out, every sperm is scared, every sperm is great, every sperm that's wasted god gets quite irate.
<3> so the girl has to , err.... not waste it !
<6> Chronoz: thats not neccesarily true, even though its on monty python. I knew a catholic who liked it to blow in chicks faces
<1> I'm sure some really extreme fundie will tell you that spilling your seed is the same as killing millions of children.
<3> if that were true, your body kills them anyway
<5> What if the sperm gets swallowed? I guess it has nutrients?
<7> yup
<3> the vast majority of all sperm have to die
<1> yeah has some VemoD.
<5> well...according to catholics I guess...then what?
<3> there's too many otherwise
<5> :)
<1> not much though.
<1> well in that case i guess you can't swallow a load an hour before receiving communion.
<5> But its not completely wasted then
<5> And if it goes on the ground...some ant or something might get at it
<3> how about with communion ?
<6> If you swallow a load an hour before recieving communion...you probably need to re-evaluate your beliefs..because that would basically have to be in front of or in the Church itself
<3> that's sacred right ?
<1> Doobs you live that far away from a church?
<6> given the length of the average catholic service...
<1> the length of a catholic service is nothing like some of the ones we have down here in the south.
<1> people don't get out until like 3 in the afternoon
<6> No..you recieve the communion near then end..and services can go an hour +
<1> i've never been to a m*** that was nearly that long except maybe easter m***
<8> I prefer my body of christ to be covered with cheese spread
<1> since the recycle m***es they are all pretty much the same length.
<6> I guess it depends where you live
<5> hahha
<3> Jesus Cheesus
<5> Well every church has a differen't schedule doobs
<3> we're all going straight to hell
<1> not really, like i said all the churches recycle the m***es



<3> do not p*** go
<1> so they are all consistent with each other
<8> that'd be a gopod name for a cracker Jesits
<1> unless the priest has long homilys i suppose.
<1> didn't consider that.
<3> jeezits with cheezits
<6> VemoD; Indeed...we can't expect the Lord to accomadate our Jizz consumtion. Since you can't have food an hour before service too...
<3> little Jesus-shaped crackers
<6> and Jizz counts as food, I'm afraid
<8> it has a measurable caloric value
<3> what if it's on a cracker ?
<6> its food, cracker. and then again, according to Catholic doctrine..your basically going to hell anyways..so eat up(jizz) anyways
<6> cracker or no, I should say
<3> yek
<5> doobs: I thought that was "an hour after eating you can't have service"....
<3> I think I'll just stick to the crackers
<3> naww that's for swimming
<5> doh
<6> Venom: I'm no expert, but according to my rather pious Catholic father, you aren't supposed to eat an hour before the beginning of church/communion
<6> I'm not sure why..I was never told that. Must be some obscure Papal bull or something
<5> doobs: He just hates it when people have to get up during the service to poop
<5> :)
<1> na, the whole idea is your body is pure to receive the host.
<6> Going to the bathroom during church is the epitome of efficiency. You don't feel like you are wasting your time
<6> then
<5> Well...exactly chrono. I mean if you're full of ****...and then have to be gone for 15 min. to expel it...you won't be able to focus enought to receive the host
<5> I actually heard a buddhist monk while starting to meditate fart
<9> DAYTON, Ohio (AP) -- Thousands of pounds of armor added to military Humvees, intended to protect U.S. troops, have made the vehicles more likely to roll over, killing and injuring soldiers in Iraq, a newspaper reported.
<10> Go dems... beg for more armor... and end up killing more soldiers because of it...
<10> wtg
<10> bravo zulu
<6> hmm. I'd still rather have the armor
<10> Doobs... yeah... it's called an ARMORED PERSONNEL CARRIER
<10> Humvees are the replacement for the jeep.
<10> They aren't supposed to be APCs
<10> Never were.
<1> Is the hummer supposed to even be a combat vehicle, I though it was designed for transport.
<6> Glock: Oh I see. Why do those ****ing islamics keep firing at the humvees then?
<10> I said this over and over last year... nobody listened.
<6> obviously they havent done their damn homework
<1> Glock21 proves that i'm a slow typer, thanks for confirming that for me.
<10> We need more APCs... not up-armored humvees
<10> Everybody got the voters all riled up and pissed off calling their congressman demanding up-armored humvees instead of asking for APCs
<6> yeah..well I'm sure this flipping hum-vee problem is an epidemic, claiming thousands
<5> What's an APC?
<5> ;)
<10> Doobs... according to the latest study, it is becoming the leading cause of deaths for soldiers in them.
<10> VemoD... Armored Personnel Carrier
<10> It's what they wish they could turn the humvee into because we have too many humvees and not enough APCs
<6> Which study? "becoming"='"isnt"?
<5> Like a tank? Or those bank trucks?
<10> VemoD... like a personnel carrier... that's armored.
<10> Not like a modernized jeep with sheet metal bolted to it.
<5> Oh, like a Gundam?
<6> yes...Like a "gundam"...or a "Metal Slug" or a "mechwarrior"
<10> I'm not sure who is pissing me off more... the Department of Defense and their ****ty planning, or the people whining about humvees not being APCs.
<1> http://www.mojojets.com/trucks-apc.htm APC's.
<6> Well I guess it comes down to this, since the extra apcs arent there: how do soliders prefer to die? rolling over or shrapnel/ieds/gun fire
<10> Dying ****s either way.
<6> I'd rather roll over. Sounds somehow more hopeful..or pleasant
<10> I'd prefer that we have fewer deaths than changing the way they get killed.
<10> Dead is dead.
<10> A dead soldier isn't around to kill the enemy... that's a problem.
<6> Right..I wasn't trying to imply anything else
<10> "then you will be a dead marine... and then you will be in a world of ****..."
<5> More APCs would probably cost more?
<10> VemoD... absolutely... but it's what we need.
<10> Sorry your son didn't fit into our cost-benefit ratio... here's your flag, ma'am.
<5> Who is responsible for increasing war spending/budget?
<10> VemoD... congress.
<10> And more importantly... VOTERS
<10> Voters whine... congress acts... even if the voters are asking for idiocy.
<5> Yeah...it'll be hard to get it all to agree


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