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Comments:
<0> bwaahahahaha
<1> german=very romantic
<2> hell no
<3> German is so germanic,
<2> AUCHTUNG!!!!
<1> oooh
<4> CrackUsr> spanish people is piece of crap
<1> sheizekopf
<0> Ich bin ein Berliner!
<1> mmm grammar rocks
<2> MrPrimate: And americans are the ****?
<1> lol
<4> CrackUsr> stupid mexican eats a turd taco
<1> jelly doughnuts rock
<3> Dude I want a jelly doughnut.
<3> They are so good.
<2> well guys
<1> lol
<4> BeerMeUp, ssh i'm in cognito
<0> go to dunkin donuts or krispy kream
<0> NOQW
<3> Why do they only have lemon, raspberry and boston cream?
<0> NOW*
<1> mach schnell!
<5> MrPrimate, heil!
<0> I am the KAISER
<1> psh.
<1> pub, du bist eine sheissekopf...
<1> i think that's the only sentance i remember from 3 years of german
<2> im about to go outside, to take a deep breath of the fresh air of Scandinavia, then going to sunbath for a coupple of hours while drinking a cold one (cuz it's leagal to drink here, ****ers), and alast going home to my beutiful swedish gilfriend to make some hot love.
<4> cynic, and one that you didn't learn from the book
<0> MOSCOW -- Russian President Vladimir Putin raised the spectre of a renewed global arms race yesterday, calling for a significant boost in military spending in order to "make our house strong and reliable." <--- oh thats lovely
<0> http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/LAC.20060511.PUTINMILITARY11/TPStory/TPInternational/Europe/
<2> so later ****ERS!
<6> will amercia ever convert to the metric system?
<0> oh he got me!@
<1> lol primate, i learned all but that last lovely compact noun haha
<1> drug, we're to lazy
<6> its easier
<0> TOOOOO
<0> *
<4> nah, we'll enslave the rest of the planet and force them to downgrade
<1> yes but the money and time spent converting is not
<1> think about all those road signs man... that alone $$
<4> inches and feet are a bit easier for carpentry, but otherwise metric is easier
<6> it will create jobs
<6> and more money
<0> In the next five years we must significantly increase the procurement of modern aircraft, submarines and strategic missiles for the armed forces," Mr. Putin told an audience of Russia's top politicians, who usually follow his commands closely
<6> sounds good to me
<6> lets do it
<0> "New types of weaponry will allow us to maintain what is undoubtedly one of the most significant guarantees of world stability, namely, the preservation of the strategic balance of forces."
<0> Oh great
<7> is Russia considerd a 3rd world country?
<0> no lol
<1> he also said we all need to get it on h-core cuz our population is dwindling
<1> and he said it just like that
<4> nobody wants to figure out how much wall space you have in a room that's 867 by 240 centimeters
<1> lol
<4> how do you say a tenth of a meter again whats the word ?
<4> decimeter ?
<7> why they sell all their weapons for crack then?
<1> yea
<4> or is that 10 meters? is that decameter ?
<0> It is time to nuke Moscow once and for all!!
<1> pub, that's funny cuz i just got down watching terminal velocity
<4> yeah i suppose you could use decimeters but that doesn't seem quite precise enough
<0> cynic: never seen it, what happens?
<4> it's damn freaking annoying that there's 12 fractions of an inch though and 12 inches in a foot
<1> they almost nuke moscow
<0> cynic: oooh..who is in it?
<1> i dunno lol
<1> i dont pay attention
<1> imdb
<4> what's the point in nuking moscow? you're just going to level out the climate for the rest of the country and give them all a nice nuclear summer
<0> cynic: charlie sheen...is the russian chick hot?
<1> heck yes
<1> arent all russian chicks though? when they're young....
<1> czechs are usually hott too though....
<0> I believe so
<4> speaking of russian women... i'm wondering what is the return policy on those mail order brides
<4> can you ship them back if they're damaged ?
<0> I doubt it
<0> you gotta take some time and pick the right one
<3> The return policy is that when your russian bride goes out to get cigarettes she likely will not return.
<4> maybe you could rent one for a while
<4> sintient, that's why you keep her chained up in the basement, duh
<0> first of all, if i got one
<0> she isn't gonna be a smoker
<0> duh
<3> A cage in your bedroom and you aren't even a S&M freak.
<0> A maverick skydiver and a former KGB agent team up to stop the Russian mafia from stealing gold!!!
<4> it might also help to keep her slightly sedated in case she gets any smart ideas
<1> pub, doesnt everyone in russia smoke..lol it warms you up
<0> Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti
<0> cynic: nope. they are hardcore and can take the cold
<0> duh, they are ruskis
<4> you know the soviet union had 11 time zones.... that's kinda crazy huh ?
<0> that sounds stupid...
<1> pub, up in the artic we can do that ya know?
<4> Publius, time zones are stupid ?
<0> no
<0> 11 are!
<1> lol
<1> but 12 is perfectly fine
<0> not in one nation
<4> yeah well if they subdivided the hours wouldn't break down properly
<4> or grouped them, even
<4> or the light wouldn't be balanced
<4> so deal with it
<1> conclusion..
<1> russia=stupid
<4> hey your future wife might be shipped from there
<4> or///husband...whatever
<0> conclusion...soviet union = stupid
<0> not the Rodina!
<1> primate....im not a lesbian
<0> lies....
<1> lol nice cover
<1> :(
<0> I mean *if* I was a girl I would be a total lesbian
<0> o_O
<1> yes of course you would..
<1> you'd be just as disgusted with the male anatomy as most women are :P
<0> Big Brother is watching you.
<1> big brother can kiss my ***.....read animal farm not 1984
<0> I've read both
<0> haha
<1> i own both :P
<1> four legs good, two legs bad
<1> if you're afk, go away
<0> what does that mean
<0> afk
<1> what does what mean?
<1> away from keyboard
<1> it's a wow term
<0> wow term?
<1> world of war craft
<1> pshh...bloody eq kids
<8> cynic: afk has been around long before world of warcraft.
<3> WOW more like the aol term
<3> There were computers before wow young padawan.
<1> meh, only place i've ever seen it used
<0> liar.
<1> i dont even play wow
<0> the universe didn't even exist before I was born
<1> all my friend do...they cheat on me with it
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