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<0> lakefront that was going for 30K 6 years ago is going for 2 million these days
<1> manbearpig ****s everything
<2> haha
<3> immovable
<2> im super serial
<1> hehehe
<4> super super serial
<2> haha
<2> <3
<1> dude
<1> this one time
<1> hte sun raped me
<1> so we gotta fight global warming
<2> ya see Gore on Leno?
<2> last night i think.
<2> was joking about a "nude scene"



<2> almost threw up
<4> show us where the sun touched you schiros
<1> can't watch jay leno
<1> he sold doritos
<2> loo
<1> seriously
<1> **** him
<2> yep
<1> late night sellouts
<1> resurrect bill hicks and give him a ****ing late night show
<1> oh, but wait
<2> Leno ****s, but he does throw in a pedo joke every now and then
<1> we need regulations on the airwaves
<1> to make sure that no children up at 11pm hear the word "boob"
<2> schiros: just use his clone Dennis Leary
<1> HaLLuCiN0: dennis leary stole every joke he has from bill hicks
<2> i know
<1> and he's 90% less funny when he tells them
<2> hahaha
<1> I heard dangerous after I heard whatever that leary album was
<1> the coffee one that was big in like 97 or wahtever
<1> and I was surprised, thinking "i've heard these sort of jokes before"
<3> leaty was 60s
<2> ya, Leary was only funny when Hicks was alive.
<1> and then i realized that, this time around, I was actually _LAUGHING_ when they were told
<1> instead of waiting for the punchline
<1> bill hicks was a ****ing gensu
<1> genius
<1> dennis leary is a sack of ****
<2> ya, ahead of his time
<1> who, for all his pretentiousness
<1> couldn't hold a candle to hicks
<2> go back to sleep America
<1> hehe
<1> we're the puppet people!
<1> put it on the tv, it's true!
<2> ya it's gross
<1> yeah
<1> but what're you gonna do
<2> i cant stand the news, they treat us like children
<5> I am not going to sleep.
<1> you gotta let people be as dumb and base
<2> i can only slightly stand Lou Dobbs
<1> as they want to be
<1> **** lou dobbs
<1> **** it all
<2> haha
<1> it's all lowest common denominator ****
<1> let's pander to the dumbest elements of society
<1> because we're a democracy, adn we've decided that everybody is the same
<6> Judge orders Pychological Evaluation for Adam Baldwin, apprently, his anger management cl***es really piss him off.
<1> even when it's obvious that some people are too ****ing stupid to change a tire, let alone vote
<2> nah that socialism/communism
<5> HaLLuCiN0 : please turn off your TV and work for the LDS Church
<1> HaLLuCiN0: i mean in terms of decision making
<2> ThomasWT: k sugar
<1> not in terms of economics
<2> well gotta remeber the children
<6> LDS Church? that the one with the Jacuzzi in the confessional?
<1> dude, if it weren't for the children
<1> i'd have nothing to mroalize about



<7> If it wasn't for the children....
<7> I'd have nothing to eat.
<6> no children?
<0> we have to outlaw pools, fill in all ponds and fence all oceans and rivers...for the children
<0> since drwning is the #1 cause of death for small kids in america
<6> Outlaw stupidity, for the children
<0> drowning*
<3> outlaw death under twenty.
<3> if someone dies under age twenty, blame someone. preferably someone with pockets
<6> is that doable?
<3> oh yeah
<0> put all men in prison over the age of 30 that isn't married
<3> takes alawyer though
<6> talk about your death tax, an issue the Donkeys can really get behind
<3> furthermore, if you don't blame someone for the death of a child, you shoul get really snarky and hold this truth: anyone who accepts death under twenty, is up to skulduggery
<3> and should be shot on the spot
<3> those bastards
<6> obvious skullduggery
<3> we are civilized nation, and no death is blameless
<6> eath is unbecoming
<7> I blame all death on tortus.
<6> Death
<7> Darth: Quick! You blame him too. Then we'll have a 2:1 majority, and we can take all his stuff!
<0> Now that we got rid of cigarettes, we can go after cars
<0> It is estimated that air pollution - of which vehicle emissions are the major contributor - is responsible for 24,000 premature deaths in the UK every year.
<3> astro: i might accept that cept for one thang, bioaction is random and vulnerable to free radicals
<0> Many of these deaths are due to asthma, bronchitis and other respiratory diseases - all of which are known to be aggravated by exposure to car fumes.
<6> astrodog ain;t democracy grand?
<7> tortus: Tough ****. All your fault.
<7> Wot: Well ****.
<7> Tell the people there to quit trying to ****-start their cars.
<0> You don't have the right to contaminate the air with your car exaust any more than I can smoke in a park
<8> **** start?
<3> astro: you wish you had the powah of death
<6> free radicals were brought to us by evil corporations, everyone knows that.
<8> like love you long time 50 dollah?
<7> MikeyD: Kinda. Its... theoretically possible to **** on a car or motorcycle's tailpipe hard enough to start it.
<9> lol
<0> Those damn car drivers, they are 1000 times worse than cig smokers, we must start to bash them like smokers.
<9> "STRIPES" on TBS
<9> great flick
<9> g'night all
<6> Death is a Horsemen, along with his buddies, War, Pestilence, and Famine. oh and the Fifth horseman, Ray Nagin, Incompetence.
<3> i dated two free radicals
<8> stripes was great
<0> Car drivers kill children
<6> thee urban ***ault vehicle.
<6> "Firepower vs MPG"
<10> what, not watching the movie about the killer black-hole?
<6> they just do not make movies like that anymore.
<0> you might as well be sticking cigarettes in your babies mouth if you put your kid in a car
<7> WG: Oooh! Good idea.
<11> Air -- quit smirking
<7> Population Control!
<3> it its now possible to blame death on corporations, no matter what happened. you can get a lawyer
<10> Kali, can't help it. It's the most absurd thing I've ever seen
<7> tort: No. Now all death is blamed on you.
<7> Pay up.
<11> Air -- then ya chuckle -- don't smirk! :)
<3> and those lawyers, they will be rich before you will see your light bill paid
<10> govt accidentally creates a black hole in a lab which runs amok
<6> astrodog you forgot a key element, he has no pockets.
<10> these sci-fi disaster movies are getting funnier every time
<7> Air: Black Holes in labs would certainly run amok.
<11> AIr - ahh sci fi channel -- black hole -- B flick -- ya
<10> :)
<6> C Flick.
<3> astro: you should phere me, i just dont get it, why you don't
<11> no it was B -- to be a C -- would have to be killer tomatoes
<10> hehe, I saw that
<3> darth: i have pockets you dog
<8> and all this time i thought the block hole was this ghetto hoochie in marietta i used to hump on
<11> air -- yup laughed for about a hour...


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