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<0> what be that ?
<1> bah bah black peeps, have you any cotton?
<0> yes si yes sir the industry is rotten
<2> how many gates to hell?
<3> cotton is King
<4> CryHavoc: fishnet stockings
<5> do you think the majority of the protesters have seen the cartoons?
<1> lol
<6> no
<1> bib, probably not
<7> 7
<0> Baa baa black sheep have you seen jhicks?
<3> I hate the commercial with the MILF in fishnet stockings and all the guy can think about is Arbies
<0> no sir no sir we are safe from his..
<2> vemod, that's what I thought...still on the 1 and 9 riddle
<6> outraged leaders fueled this



<1> but those that have also were shown other cartoons not necessarily published
<3> Cry: ****s?
<0> LOL
<2> make it 9 and the riddle would work
<1> ticks?
<8> jhicks's favorite sheep asked him "Are you my Daaaaaadddy?"
<0> its a runnin joke between us Doc Oc :)
<1> har
<3> Cry: but it would have to be plural to rhyme
<4> US_Male: shuddup goat ****er! :)
<0> Linus version...
<7> Well its not...so I guess you're not the artist you thought you could be
<8> heh
<7> ;)
<0> baa baa blaxk sheep have you seen a priest
<4> ok, i gotta go work now
<4> dammit
<8> bye
<0> yes sir yes sir the bitch he was a beast
<4> yeah, this tim!
<4> er time!
<8> muahaha
<3> USMale: what did you win?
<4> 'ah'l be back'
<8> I won free access to #politics
<4> no, there is still a charge for you
<3> USMale: wow! how can I be a big winner too?
<4> you won mickey-mouse hat
<6> aren't you freetrade's cousin or some ****
<4> collect at epcot center
<8> OcDoc: don't you guys pay a dollar to get in ?
<4> there is a registration fee
<1> baa baa litle lad, have you seen the priest yes sir yes sir he had me for his feast
<3> heh
<8> OcDoc: you must answer a ridle
<8> riddle
<8> Herzen has the riddles
<7> Anyway I hate the ryhme...I'm just bitter all over today
<6> rhyme
<8> Herzen is The Riddler
<7> thanks
<6> yo
<6> why does my internet not work
<6> i mean web inetrnet
<8> riddle me this !
<6> and all my other stuff works
<6> wtf
<1> baa baa litle lad, have you seen the priest? yes sir he left the mark of the beast
<3> the cabin boy was all our joy, the plucky little nipper ... shoved broken gl***, up his *** and circumsized the skipper
<1> hateuform, try resetting your modem
<1> or run ip config
<1> and reset
<8> there once was a woman named Alice
<8> ...
<8> dot dot dot
<1> or check your hosts file for infections
<3> Linus: sorry, no scan
<3> who used dynamite for a phallis
<6> damn you were on that linus
<6> thanks



<8> who used dynamite as a phallus
<8> dot dot dot
<1> np
<3> er for a phallus
<8> ................. and bits of her tits in Dallas
<8> the end
<1> <3> Linus: sorry, no scan?
<3> were last seen over Dallas
<0> they found her vagina in North Carolina
<0> and the rest of her spread out in Dallas
<3> LInus: your rhyme didn't scan there were too many syllables
<8> lots of variation on the last line
<0> I am not really filled up with Malice...until it comes to Alice..
<1> scan?
<3> There once was a poet named Dan, whose poetry just didn't scan
<6> fixed -- thanks linus
<3> when told it was so
<0> she judges her guys by their width and their size..and the thrust per squeare inch of their phallus
<6> just renewed/releasd and that did it
<6> :-)
<3> he said, "Yes, I know"
<1> hateuform, no kidding?
<1> cool
<6> weird
<3> but I always try and fit just as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can
<9> USA! USA! USA!
<6> but then again data transfer is always weird
<8> I got a jury summons. ****
<0> Chevy Chevy
<1> it happens
<8> anyone ever just ignore a jury summons in California ?
<0> Jesus Chryslers do not count
<1> dns server gets stale on dynamic always on connections
<8> how do they know I received it ?
<6> theres always problems with the US mail
<6> if u dont get served
<6> no proof of receipt
<0> Male..not advisable to do so anywhere
<0> but...easy to get out of jury duty
<8> but it is or March 6 -- impossible
<10> Jury duty is a hoot.
<0> the one time I wound up having to go in...
<8> we have a huge production going on at work starting that same day
<8> I *must* be there
<0> I was dismissed on first round
<1> the only time i got called was for a civil trial that they predicted would run at least 9 months!
<9> same here Cry
<1> i was so glad to get out of that
<6> just say "I hate the jews and the white man"
<6> and you're good
<9> actually we all were dismissed
<1> it related to insurance
<9> the lady saw how many of us there was, and said screw it, and copped a plea
<7> Well there are different forms of U$ Mail
<8> I haven't gotten a jury thing since one time in NY -- they dismissed me by telephone the day before
<1> i was aked if i had negative feelings towrds insurance companies
<6> lol
<6> i sell permanent life insurance
<7> You pay for what you get...
<1> i said "Not necessarily, but I am still waiting for my prop 93 rebate"
<8> not me personally, my whole pool
<6> and i would still have the same answer as everyone else to that question
<6> **** insurance companies!!
<8> if I mahve to show up, I can guarantee I will be dismissed
<8> *have
<1> or whatever the prop # was for auto insurance rebate
<8> I will have to tel the I hate all humans
<8> or somethig
<8> typos
<6> say you're a cannibal
<8> I will have to tell them I hate all humans
<1> isn't it unpatriotic to lie one's way out of jury duty?
<6> nah


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