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<0> I would Narc them out.
<1> Rusty: even if God exists.. it doesn't mean he suffers the fools ;-)
<0> What my friend did was legal since he was in thailand.
<2> It strikes me as odd the mating, and other rituals of various cultures ancient and modern
<3> hrm.. read a story about a 16 year-old runaway that was making a killing selling herself; she had her own apartment and everything.. wanted $150+/hr
<4> FT . . . . Stag parties?
<0> pehaps friend isnt the right term, ***ociate is perhaps a better term
<3> I admire her business sense.
<1> FT: well, even if it *WERE* legal there.. bringing pictures back of YOU doing IT with a young boy.. well.. that's quite a few felonies there
<0> Stag parties dont involve little kids do they ?
<0> If so send the groom to prison for life.
<2> I thought they envoled male deer
<4> They could, I dunno :P
<0> Ive never been to a stag party
<2> stags go for the doe
<0> Or a bachelors party



<4> Damn FT, you're boring, lol
<0> I never understood the need for infidelity just prior to marraige.
<0> Yes I am very boring and happily so
<2> I had a bachalor party. it consisted of mixed drinks and shooting the breeze. no gal in a cake
<0> Pilgrim thats different of course.
<4> Put the girl in the cake and then bake it . . .
<2> my freidns were sending me off to a horrid fate and it was natural to do so with some anisthetic
<5> I never understood the need for marriage :P
<0> I got the word from the rest of the construction guys, he got down on the floor and licked her umm..... ________and he whipped his out and touched it to her ummmmm_______. the next day he got married.
<5> So I guess I'm even more boring.
<0> I was glad I didnt go.
<2> PO it keeps the gal happy?
<5> pilgrim`, for the most illogical reasons.
<0> God knows what he could have picked up that last time.
<2> agreed
<1> P_O: well, you have to legitimize some forms of prostittuion..
<2> Lupien yep
<4> Not unless he was wearing them new latex condoms, FT
<2> biology demands it
<0> but then hes been unfaithful to his wife several times since his marraige though I think Buddhism has straightened him out..
<2> the human *** drive is the most destructive force on this planet imho
<1> FT: he was cheating on his wife with guys?
<0> Which is good if its true,. it got him off dope and cleaned his act up, he looked so much better last time I saw him.
<5> pilgrim`, that's why I minimize mine or something.
<0> IF pot doesnt do anything to you how come 3 months after someone quits you can noticeably see a very profound change in them /
<4> Yeah, take some birthcontrol pill or cut off one of your testicles
<0> I wont debate that I will just put that out there.
<0> In fact I need to get back to work.
<4> P_O, how much viagra you take?
<5> Nero20, what? lol
<5> I've never taken viagra.
<2> gotta go
<2> bbl
<5> I'm 17, so I'd hope I wouldn't hav eto.
<6> P_O you should try viagra
<1> Monty Coles was 3,000 feet in the air when he discovered a stowaway peeking out at him from the plane's instrument panel a 4 1/2-foot black snake.
<1> Coles had left Charleston earlier for a leisurely flight over the West Virginia countryside last Saturday in his Piper Cherokee and was preparing to land in Gallipolis, Ohio, when the snake revealed itself.
<5> Johan}, really now?
<4> I heard that even taking viagra as a teenager makes *** much more pleasurable
<6> Tehran, Iran, Jun. 04 Irans Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei threatened on Sunday that the Islamic Republic may disrupt oil supplies in the region if the United States continued to pressure it to abandon its nuclear activities.
<5> Nero20, I'm not terribly interested in having *** is the thing.
<4> **** Ali Khamenei and everyone who looks like Ali
<4> Then you should one of those Juggernaut costumes
<6> Nero20 Viagra also nables the teen to stay hard after cuming
<6> enables
<4> Yeah I know
<5> Staying hard after cuming isn't difficult.
<4> You think I don't know? I know
<1> "They came back and asked what my problem was. I told them I had one hand full of snake and the other hand full of plane. They cleared me in."
<6> P_O Its nearly impossible to stay hard after you cum.
<1> You know, if you knew something OTHER than just blindly pounding away.. it wouldnt matter
<5> I've done it before, granted not for a long period of time, but it's doable.
<6> P_O have you ever had *** with a girl ?
<5> Lupine|, who are you talking to?
<5> Johan}, yes.
<1> anyone who thinks that *** needs to end then :P
<6> Were you able to last long
<4> The fastest I've gotten hard again was something around 5 minutes or maybe a little more
<5> Johan}, pretty long, but it wasn't conventional ***, it was slowed down cause her parents were home.
<1> you can last a hell of alot longer the second time around
<1> which for Twobar, that means three strokes instead of one.



<4> Very true, I screwed up the first time
<6> P_O: Viagra enables you to copulate with the woman for hours instead of minutes
<1> up to six hours, but then you need to go see a doctor
<6> That's why viagra is a multi billion $ industry
<4> Why be a multi billion $ industry when you can be a multi million $ industry!
<4> Wow, what just happened?
<4> Lag Spike?
<6> The woman will never want to leave you after a 6 hour session of bump and grind
<4> Yeah, but P_O is 17, I don't think you can marry at that age(depending on the state he lives in)
<6> Tehran, Iran, Jun. 04 Irans hard-line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced that Iran had an inalienable right to carry out uranium enrichment and that it was not willing to negotiate over the matter with any other country, state television reported on Sunday.
<6> P_O is mature enough to get married
<4> **** Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and everyone that looks like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
<5> Nero20, I really doubt I'll ever want to get married.
<6> P_O WTF is wrong with you anyways
<4> You start to get older, trust me, you won't be able to do the things you used to do
<5> Johan}, lots of things I'm sure.
<4> You'll start to get lonely and depressed not being with someone
<5> To you what's wrong with me is my lack of interest in ***ual things :P
<5> Nero20, we'll see.
<4> I see the future
<6> P_O Trust me, no man can live (at least not for long) without *****
<6> P_O: You ll sink into a suicidal depression eventually
<5> I lived 14 years without it.
<5> :P
<7> Hmm...
<6> Yaakov ma nishma
<4> Johan, that really isn't true you know, Samuel Clemons lost his virginty at age 34
<6> WTF
<6> Who is Samuel Clemons
<5> rofl
<4> Mark Twain
<4> Clemens*
<6> Who's that
<4> . . .
<5> Now that's pretty sad.
<4> :P
<6> I m canadian
<5> I know, but still.
<5> He's an American writer, but old enough that you should've heard of him anyway.
<4> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
<6> Yeah but most americans lose their virginity by age 13
<6> 90% of them
<5> Not really.
<5> I lost my virginity a lot quicker than most of my friends and I lost it at 14.
<6> Girls are getting the birth control pill for their 13th birthday
<4> Maybe in the cities
<1> EL PORTAL, Calif. - The main road to Yosemite National Park was closed after a rock slide buried it under 300 feet of debris and threatened to knock out electricity to the park, officials said.
<1> wow, people might have to experience the park naturally..
<4> Oh noes!
<1> No one was injured in the slide about 12 miles west of the park on Highway 140, but rocks continued to fall Thursday, preventing crews from removing an estimated 250-300 tons of debris, fire officials said. It was not clear when the road would reopen.
<6> New York Times: Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld told a gathering of defense experts here on Saturday that Iran was one of the leading terrorist nations in the world.
<4> johan, what age you lose yours?
<6> Wow the TSXS&P is down almost 200 points
<6> Nero20 16
<6> Nero20 how about you ?
<4> lol, I lost mine recently :P
<6> how old are you ?
<4> 20
<1> Nero: technically, being fondled by the priest does not "count"
<6> HAHAHAHAAHAHA
<4> Oh screw you, Lupine :P
<1> wow.. a 20 year old alter boy? isn't that a little old..
<6> Lupine : Tehran, Iran, Jun. 04 Irans Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei threatened on Sunday that the Islamic Republic may disrupt oil supplies in the region if the United States continued to pressure it to abandon its nuclear activities. <--I thought that this would cause oil and gold share prices to go up dramatically
<4> I'm not an alter boy, I'm not even technically a boy
<6> WTF...
<6> This channel freaks me out sometimes
<6> Nero20 what does that suppose to mean
<1> not even technically a boy? well, you can't have alter girls.. so what are you? an alter "confused"?
<4> That perhaps I'm a man
<1> an alter "other"?
<1> nero: just cause you have personally witnessed the second cuming of hte lord.. does NOT make you a man


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