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<0> dog fools?
<0> heh
<1> Pete and repeat walked into a bar.... Pete left.. Who was left?
<2> krshna, you are devoiced (Requested by Glock21 )
<0> I leave for a half hour and we end up with holocaust denying whiners calling people 'dog fools'
<1> hrmm guess this chan hasn't followed the way of Google in China :)
<3> http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/2783/20060203britishmuslimsps6yr.jpg
<3> islam = violent
<0> heh...
<3> really funny.. though
<0> That one has to be a joke poster.
<1> Glock21, heh .. yea I dunno.. I was having fun at his expense though
<3> nah thats a real one
<4> Greetings Earthlings



<3> behead those who say islam is violent...
<3> so beheading some1 ain't violent?
<3> fools
<5> lfe, you got to learn some yiddish swear words. otherwise these guys wiill drive ya Meshuganah.
<4> it's a religion of peace, and they'll kill u to prove it
<1> Notorious, heh sounds like we were listening to some of the same commentators on the cartoons eh?
<3> ?
<3> http://www.filibustercartoons.com/comics/20060204.gif
<1> Notorious, oh well I was listening to some that talked about the lunacy of their thought process of showing they are non violent by using violence
<4> nice
<1> FEMA, heh.. so he was speaking Yiddish eh?
<5> what you mean like bombin a Kosher country with pork products?
<5> yeah a "goyim" is a "non-jewish" person.
<5> a gentile
<1> hrmm ok so does this mean he's a Jew? cause a Jew arguing that there was no Holocaust makes no sense to me
<5> ah, be a mensh. fahget about it.
<6> course he's not
<6> he's some aussie dip****
<1> ahhh... I was just curious what angle he was coming from is all
<7> was it that subtle? :)
<1> guess back to googling for an alternator
<1> Timur-, well.... he could have been just someone looking to be an arse.. or he could have been someone who has been sheltered his whole life
<1> or both
<7> true.. either way, not worthy of engagement. :D
<7> ok, someone make me breakfast
<5> Poof! okay, yer a smoked sausage!
<1> yea breakfast.. coffee, vitamins, and.. umm greenery
<1> now if I could find an alternator for my car... on a Sunday/// ugh.
<7> Ife: you are gonna install ut yerself?
<5> i would have turned ya into a breakfast taco but there would be checks for licences and they would make me explain things and aaahh hell.
<7> I guess I'll just wait for the gf to awaken
<7> ingrates
<1> Timur-, yea.. well I have a friend that has done tons of them and knows what he is doing that is going to do it/ show me
<7> ah, cool
<5> lfe, just go to autozone.com . they show ya how to do damn near everything
<1> yea very cool.. considering the amount of money I have in my pocket and banck after paying rent
<5> i'm replacing a timing belt and water pump on my ford ranger soo.
<7> Ife: good to have such friends
<1> I've had a few of those replaced on my Toyota...
<1> Timur-, yes very good... I was really good friend with his sister years back.....
<5> after buying the Haynes manual and seeing the autozone how-to web site i'm pretty sure that i can do anything that doesn't require way expensive specialized tools.
<1> Timur-, plus I do computer work and help my friends out when I can too
<1> Haynes Manual?
<5> yeah
<7> bbl
<1> I haven't heard of Haynes
<1> Chiltons I have heard of
<5> autozone sells them
<8> AP: USS Cole Bombing Mastermind Escapes Prison
<5> i even bought a hand held diagnostic computer for my mitsubishi
<8> I like the Bentley manuals, as they are full repair manuals, not just general maintainance
<8> yea, I have a cable that plugs right into my laptop
<8> also lets me get real time data, which is cool for tweaking the engine settings
<9> fema... i have one of those, its called a $2 test light
<5> mainly because the dealers charge me 70 bucks just to plug their machine into the car for find generalized problem
<10> FEMA: most auto-parts stores do that for free
<8> you know.. I think we need to "understand" these extremis muslims. That's the only way that we can learn to obey their every command, so as not to antagonize them..
<8> well, the information I get off the vag-com is far more than a general OBDII code.. its actually rather cool
<9> i will no way in hell "obey" the extremists
<5> get a little water up yer tailpipe and yer check engine light comes on. have the car diagnosed and it sez that yer catalytic converter is functioning below factory spec. a dealer would want to replace it, a custome wouldn't know any better
<5> i know Lupine but having an abdII code and beiing able to clear the code is better than being totally ignorant



<1> damn my part is a special order
<1> I hope I can find one in a junk yard
<8> oh sure
<5> but now with onstar connected directly to the chip in the cars the ****ing manufacturer will know if yer having regularly scheduled maintenance or driving around with yer check engine light on. the damn cars e-mail you and the dealer.
<8> yep
<5> and people are raving about that ****
<5> they think its cool
<11> they can also tell if you are beating on your car
<11> heh
<8> and I bet if you go 70.1mph, it emails them "warranty now void"
<11> LOL
<5> yep, if you dont get yer car checked immediately at an authorized repair shop yer warranty is kaput
<11> when I used to sell Mastercraft Boats years ago, we could plug in the engine to a laptop and tell if the owner has been beating on the boat
<8> that's why I routinely clear teh codes in my autos :-)
<11> and those boats are meant to be driven hard
<5> we've kinda reach a point of diminishing returns with how they apply technology these days
<11> Acually, in a way, I think technology is going backwards in some areas
<11> the old cell phones I could talk anywhere in the high peaks, these new digital phones are useless hiking
<5> well, its being used for the benefit of the corporations, not the people.
<5> yep, teh analog signal has the most punching power.
<12> the analog phones intervered with other equipment
<5> the digital signal simply lets the put more services and conversatations within the same amount of bandwidth.
<12> they couldn't be used in hospitals
<11> That's why I don't own a cell phone anymore
<11> I hate phones anyways
<5> its really for the benefit of the corporation, not the user.
<12> I have a cell phone for emergencies
<5> text messaging on a cell phone. give me a ****ing break
<8> fema: actually, post hurricane wilma.. text messaging was vital
<11> I'll probably get a satelite phone when they get smaller and come down in price
<5> people love that ****
<8> couldn't get a phone call thru, but could get text messaes
<12> my husband had to use text messaging last night...our daughter was calling while we were at the symphony..he messaged her to keep her from calling again
<5> thats not really the consumers fault tho lupine. corporations have lured us into a technological cul de-sac and told us its for our own good.
<11> someday your optic computer chip can do all your satelite phone calls for you
<11> ;)
<8> fema: in this case, it was good for the consumers
<13> FEMA: maybe we wanted it?
<8> and while YOU may not care for text messages.. there are a hell of alot of people who do
<5> maybe you were simply told that you wanted it and believed it.
<5> yeah well we all know that individuals are smart and groups are idiotic.
<5> this is nothing new
<8> Well, one area that I use it alot is, so I do not have to fumble around for a pen and paper to write down information
<12> the push with cell phones right now is to get people to use them for internet access...the companies know there is more money there
<8> I just tell the guy to txt me the info, and then it is already stored on my phone
<13> FEMA: how much do sms cost over there?
<5> nothing wrong with using a technology smartly and efficiently. i've had voip for 10 years but everybody thinks its a new technology.
<12> my last two phones were setup so that we you open them, the curser is on the internet icon
<12> and they all have aol instant messaging now...that annoys me....I don't want aol on my computer...but I can't figure out how to get it off my phone
<5> yeh, my child was getting my wife's phone and downloading games and stuff. ran our phone bill up/ the wife was downloding ringtones... neither one was at all interested in the bluetooth connectin on the phone.
<14> YOU GUYS YOU GUYS Geuss what?!?!?
<15> Today it is annoying. Did you try reading the instruction book? If that doesn't work, call the store where you got the phones. But I wouldn't be too anxious to get rid of text messaging because you might need it at some point.
<14> Todays the SUPERBOWL!
<14> heheh
<11> who's playing?
<12> CometBaby, I want text messaging but not aol IM
<14> Go PIttsburgh! ITs yer Birthday! Go Pittsburgh! ITs yer Birthday!
<8> Wot: who cares? :-)
<15> yeah .. big day today. My husband had to go out .. will be back at 1 pm.
<15> in plenty of time for the game :)
<16> erm
<16> hy
<11> supposed to go whitewater canoeing with my chainsaw to make a new Canoe route today, but I think it's supposed to snow later
<14> Pittsburgh is going to slaughtermahtise the Seahawks
<8> CB: had to go out to get that new 154" uber-wide screen?
<14> hahah Lupine
<5> heh, thats actually funny to me because i work in a data intensive enviornment. and i've never found a practical use fo it
<5> maybe one day...but i hope not.
<8> oh man, I love this guys commentaries.. so damn funny: Too...fat...to walk...in parade. Must show off...Klingon outfit. Idea! Ride in...Earthling golf cart.
<11> I like to play football, but for me watching it on TV is a lot like watching porn, I would rather be doing it than watching someone else having all the fun
<11> ;)
<15> Wot .. I enjoy football. I don't watch it all the time, but when I sit down to watch it, I enjoy it.
<5> Comet, you do do it because yer husband likes it?


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