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<0> yer such a leech
<1> oh, thats right! whos back in the MO****IN GAME?!
<2> yup. I have to have the receipts for the accountant
<0> yer a loser
<1> i hope everyone appreciates the trouble i went to to enable identd
<3> occ: It's not that difficult.
<4> LIke all the poeople living in the United States still ****ling off of Uncle Sam's teat.
<3> occ: So no whining.
<2> if you hire an accountant in Canada, you pay very little or no tax.
<1> i hadda con my way into it, though
<1> said i needed it open for work purposes
<0> don't mentions usa and gov moeny in the same sentence
<0> canadian
<2> Canadian accountants can also do business returns in the U.S. if you are playing games there...
<5> WASHINGTON (AP) -- Two men charged in a fatal shooting broke through an office window at the District of Columbia Jail on Saturday and escaped aboard a city bus, authorities said.
<5> lol
<5> city bus escape
<0> hah
<1> next sentance is
<1> "they were immediately apprehended."
<1> hehe
<3> occ: You still stuck in New England?
<1> yep
<3> occ: It's Saturday night in New England and you don't have a date. How depressing.
<1> mmm, speak for yourself
<0> like you know what a date is
<0> mr rod you must be some huge pimp
<1> hey, i dont wanna be hearing about no criminal stuff
<1> im on probation
<6> The city bus -- It's not just for felons anymore.
<0> make sure you dont talk to me then
<7> ohoh -- probation ehh
<1> im not really on probation
<6> occ is on probation? What for?
<7> for teasing too many chicks
<7> anyway -- been up since 4:30 am and gettig onto midnight - think I need a few zzzs
<7> see ya
<1> im sorry, ladies, but im only one man!
<8> occ, why tell them?
<9> yo
<6> I gotta sack out horizontally for about eight hours. Hasta.
<8> hmm
<10> o_O
<11> O_o
<12> well I guess that script didn't work :)
<2> &:-<>>>
<8> A little tweeking....
<12> hahaha
<13> lol
<12> sorry for the confusion folks .. we had to test that script :)
<9> well, looks like the Republicans lose a weighs and means committee senator.
<9> Hello Donkey from a Red State.
<14> who?
<14> hastert?
<14> Hastert is the biggest crook out there
<9> Burns
<14> he takes bribes from muslim countries
<9> Conrad Burns, Time Mag's "Five Worst Senators" which means, he is a Republican.
<8> namo_, I suggest you back that up with fact or stfu
<15> Heh
<15> Man, what a week/weekend
<15> Three days of training
<8> New job?
<15> Five hours detailing a car I'm giving my brother
<9> just scope the wiki pedia make up entry for Burns, its a gas
<15> A double-christening from hell that I had to go to (I'm the godfather of the brat)
<15> A cultural festival featuring 14 pavilions spread out over the entire city
<15> And convocation on Monday, so my mom came to town.
<12> hahaha
<8> haha, the brat? :-)
<15> Tailor: Yeah, just finished my third week.
<12> I can't wait until we have a bunch of little sour pickles running around
<12> until *pickle* has ..
<15> Tailor: I've never seen a kid behave this badly at a baptism, and one of the priests basically said the same thing.
<12> whoa
<13> dunk him
<8> Pickle, what talent! :-)
<15> Tailor: And don't get me started on the family. The dad came to church dressed in an open black shirt with a wifebeater underneath.
<13> heh
<15> In the old days they wouldn't have let him in the doors.
<13> gold chain ?
<12> a wifebeater?
<13> wifebeater t-shirt
<12> oh
<13> those A-shaped ones
<12> good gawd
<13> errr
<15> Meanwhile, there I am in my suit
<12> I don't think I have ever seen one
<13> actually I dunno the right name
<13> it's a T-shirt with no arms
<15> No arms and a wide collar.
<15> Basically an undershirt.
<13> yeah V neck
<12> muscle shirts?
<15> Not even.
<15> That'd be a step up.
<12> lol
<15> Remember the video of TLO on Oprah?
<13> Archie Bunker style....
<12> hahahahha
<13> y'know
<12> I never saw that
<15> Oh.
<15> He was wearing just one of those shirts. Anyway, it's a mark of a slob.
<12> pickle did I tell you that he came in here after he got out of prison
<15> Comet: Yeah, I saw him.
<12> he messaged me .. and told me that he deserved ops in here
<12> hahaha
<12> and when I told him no, he got huffy and left. Poor us .
<12> lol
<8> Who?
<12> TLO
<15> Meanwhile, the kid (who is about three or four) simply would not co-operate.
<13> prison alumni are in high demand
<12> US ... rofl
<13> hehehe
<15> Screeched and thrashed the whole time. And this being an Orthodox baptism, it's a fairly elaborate ritual.
<8> Pickle, did you get it on film?
<16> Can you blame the kid though? it is weird.
<15> Tailor: Yeah
<15> disbelief: I blame the idiot parents for not preparing the kid.
<8> That will be gold later :-)
<16> pickle - yeah the parents is where most of the problems start.
<8> It's not weird to the kid, the kid doesn't know what it's about.
<15> TheTailor: Oh, it's pretty weird.
<15> Orthodox baptisms start with an exorcism...
<8> Yeah but that's just prayers isn't it?
<13> so they arrested some guy for the killing of 7 people in INdianapolis
<14> pickle, who told you that
<15> Tailor: Prayers, ritual head-bobbing and touching, and finally blowing on the kid to chase off Satan or something.
<14> pickle, you mean the ash?
<15> namo: No ash
<14> the ash on the forhead?
<14> what then?
<15> Anointing oil
<14> yeah, ok
<14> that's the part that drives satan away?
<15> And then more oil at the baptism, along with a teaspoon of wine
<15> namo: ****ed if I know. I just go along.
<14> pickle, whatever it is, it seems to do it
<14> you go along?
<15> Then we all do the tetley tea dance in the church
<14> you're a priest?
<14> alter boy?
<8> haha, the tea dance :-)
<15> namo: I was Godfather at this particular baptism.
<14> what church?
<15> namo: Romanian Orthodox.
<14> did the baby start crying when the oil was put on his forhead, yes or no?
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