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<0> cafeteria? donuts? payoff?
<0> must be jailhouse jargon or sumpin
<1> lol
<2> OcDoc has led a very sheltered life.
<3> test test
<0> phweeep
<3> nice little KommieKast...
<4> Jakyl has led a very shifty life.
<0> Jakyl: yes, I've sheltered under overp***es
<5> Test Failed
<4> OcDoc: Or underp***es?
<2> MrRod: we porefer to call it live fire avoidance.
<2> prefer
<6> Jakyl's nickname is jail is "bitch"
<4> US_Male: Oh, that's original.
<6> ty



<0> okay ... off to bed
<0> anyone else coming?
<3> night doc oc
<2> US_Male's nickname in jail is "Everbodys"
<7> ?
<4> OcDoc: Um. NO.
<3> yer wrong gender doc
<0> okay then
<0> bye
<4> OcDoc: I ain't playing doctor tonight.
<3> Jakyl might though...depends on how much Hide tonic he drank
<4> Well, not that ^rcane is here maybe I will.
<4> now
<8> hi]
<8> MrRod: maybe you will what?
<4> ^rcane: Umm. I forget.
<8> ft is a japanese girl?! I knew it!
<2> I don't test my own product anymore. Not after that regretable, umm, incident.
<8> that explains everything
<4> Jakyl: No need to get explicit.
<8> where you castrated yourself?
<8> you told us that story before
<4> Ok, people. I'm going. Ta!
<2> ta MrRod
<5> goodnight
<7> Comet kicks ***, for setting that topic for me. :P
<6> did he really say it
<7> Yes.
<6> hehhee
<7> Yesterday morning. :P
<1> Yeah he did.
<1> Soemone came in saying "I'm a chinese girl looking for ***y boys" (or something like that) and he responded with htat.
<6> bedtime
<1> Night.
<1> 3 second response time and I still miss his departure.
<2> I am of the opinion that there are never more than three, maybe four at the most, actual women on IRC at any one time.
<1> lol
<1> I don't know, small irc servers don't have the sausage problem that large servers seem to.
<2> you mean networks?
<1> On other networks I go to it'd actually be a bad mistake to ***ume everyone was male.
<1> Yeah networks
<1> It'd be a bad mistake here too, but you'd get away with it 90% of hte time
<1> not true in other places.
<2> used to be you could tell
<7> You still can.
<2> the chicks were easy to spot because they didn't know a damn thing about their computers
<2> but since AOL it has become increasingly difficult
<1> lol
<9> lol
<1> I've never remembered a time when I could identify anything about someone by their computer illiteracy.
<9> "If Johnny Cash had fallen for Jimmy Carter instead of June Carter, maybe 'Walk the Line' would have gotten a nomination."
<1> lol
<1> Oh boo hoo.
<1> L0c0-, if I remember correctly Walk The Line got a nom for best actress.
<8> P_O: woh... what networks are these?
<1> ^rcane, I don't want to pollute them with people from EFNet! :P
<8> lol loco
<8> P_O: just pm me
<1> They wouldn't appeal anyway, they're the type of servers that are usually frequented by teens-twenties.
<10> Gotta wonder -- if one of the lead characters in Pokeback Mountain were actually female, would anyone have given a **** about this movie?
<11> saw brokeback mountain.. It was pretty good.



<2> would it have even been made into a movie?
<11> I dont see how its award-winning material, though.,
<8> DiscoTaco: if they were both female
<8> DiscoTaco: hell yea
<2> Mickey Mantle has 18 world series homeruns
<10> depends on how hot they are
<2> I don't see that record being broken
<8> Jakyl: i do
<8> Jakyl: david wright
<2> dude
<2> the mets ain't even going to the world series in his lifetime
<8> lol
<8> wanna bet?
<2> I bet you a Dr. Pepper
<12> I still cant believe there was a subway series
<12> I mean....we saw a subway series
<12> baahha
<13> http://www.boners.com/content/795360.1.jpg
<13> ice fishing
<11> lollerskates
<14> :( i keep having this recurring dream
<15> hi
<14> does anyone know anything about dreams
<16> well
<17> it means you're going to sleep with your mom
<17> or you want to
<14> oh yeah
<14> i read this story by Hunter S. Thompson called Burial at sea 1961
<14> and it was about some guy who went on a sailing trip with his girlfriend and he's from some wealthy m***. family so he knows how to sail and all that
<2> hunter thompson. blech.
<14> but his girlfriend turns into a whore on him while they're on the 4 person yacht, its something where they have to work in shifts because they're crewing the yacht as part of their vacation, paying for themselves
<16> don't say one bad thing about hunter
<16> he was a fantastic writer
<14> so whenever he's sleeping after his shift, she slinks off and screws one of the rough sailor types
<14> it was really well written, like had me gripped at like 3am
<2> he ****ed
<14> but since then i started having a strange dream recurringly
<16> hunter ****ed?
<16> omg wtf
<2> absolutely
<18> his blew his brains out....
<18> stable.
<2> fear and loathing was his best and it ****ed.
<16> i bet u think the pope writes cool stuff huh
<2> I might if I read latin
<16> let me tell ya somthing bout the pope.
<2> go read some Faulkner and get back to me
<16> nevermind
<16> i will so do so
<9> Faulkner?
<9> like what?
<14> i'm kinda insecure about my penis size and my girlfriend has done a lot to try to make me feel better, made herself really good at kegels to make things better, but i keep dreaming that she somehow becomes addicted to *** with some guy who has a really big penis because he coated it with some dissolving film of cocaine. and even though she still loves me, she's addicted to his penis
<16> some made up name
<9> i took a course on faulkner
<9> not my favorite cl***, but a requirement for my degree
<19> Pope Ratzinger can quote mein kampf from memory
<2> excellent author. I liked A Rose for Emily
<2> and The BEar, which was actually a section of a larger book
<2> Everyone loved As I Lay Dying but thast was probably my least favorite of his
<7> Jak: You want good writing.... Wodehouse. ;)
<8> UnLoOpY: so coat yours with cocaine
<19> CRACK
<2> Astrodog: Try G.K. Chesterton
<9> i liked Light in August
<19> fight fire with fire
<9> well cats, i'm off
<2> I know I've read wodehouse but I can't recall what it was.
<14> ^rcane, will it work?
<7> Jak: Some of the funniest stuff you've ever read.
<7> :P
<2> wait
<8> UnLoOpY: it is illegal
<2> wasn't the Jeeves stuff his work?
<7> Yep.


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