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<0> err
<0> iran
<0> wed just drop cynthia mckinney on them
<0> solve 2 issues at once
<1> those above ground nuke tests were safe, 2000 above ground nuke tests upwind from the states and look, not one documented case of cancer from it! only cigs cause cancer
<2> yeah.
<1> heh
<3> MikeyD... Michael Moore would be deadlier
<3> Ultimatum to Iran: Lay off the Nukes...or Moore has dinner!
<4> Michael Moore John Dean Howard Dean and Martin Sheen and Charlie Sheen
<3> Wot..not one 'documnted' one :)
<3> that could work too
<3> they either paralyze the country...or get shot
<3> or we could develop the deadliest WMD in existence...
<3> Lawyers
<5> you could shoot use b-grade actors as missiles
<5> corey feldman
<5> would do some damage
<6> god, I love April Fools' Day
<7> that's because there are so many of them
<8> we call it "amateur day"
<6> hahahah
<6> US-Male has one of these T-shirts! http://www.lsdudes.com/p-unicorn/index2.htm
<8> lol
<8> is that a Penicorn ?
<6> hahahahah
<6> US-Male wishes he was as manly as this book: http://www.alphabetofmanliness.com/
<8> really though, at my previous job we used to play so many jokes every day of teh year
<8> April Fools really was amateur day
<8> IamKing just posted a gay website !
<1> at least it wasn't a gay muslim mexican website
<9> supposed by whom?
<9> who knows what the "purpose" of laws is any more ... they've taken on a life of their own as the Founders knew
<8> SYDNEY (Reuters) - Australian police have arrested and charged three men with alleged links with a terrorist organization after counter-terrorism teams swooped on Melbourne's northern suburbs, a top policeman said on Saturday.
<8> three is a sweep now ?
<4> OcDoc : yes
<4> OcDoc : The Laws are making Laws now.
<9> the political parties exist to elect like-minded officials who will p*** the laws they WANT to p***.
<9> "swooped on?"
<4> OcDoc : Laws are reaching to the point of Apotheosis !!!
<8> "Police said the three had been charged with international membership of a terrorist organization, which carries a maximum penalty of 10 years, and with intentionally making funds available to a terrorist organization. "
<1> maybe we can make a law that coming into the country without people knowing is illegal
<9> Timothy: uh oh ... six weeks to words of power rears its ugly head
<8> oh wiat, we have that law already
<7> two words: electric fence
<9> Wot: it's already illegal
<6> US-Male: you need to read the pages on that web site...it's absolutely hilarious
<6> US-Male: but the book is real...#2 right now on Amazon.com
<1> Oh yes, and the punishment is........... US citizenship
<1> :)
<9> Wot: the punishment is endless forms to fill out
<1> heh
<1> and taxes
<8> yeah, make them stand in ines
<8> GUBMINT lines
<4> OcDoc : The Liberals who p*** the laws are the ones who expect them to be on the books after they are out of power.
<9> Wait! that's what they were leaving Mexico to get away from ...
<9> Timothy: and they're correct
<7> if they can make any sense of Ted Kennedy, turn them back
<8> I have a plan. We should only allow female immigrants between 18 and 30 years of age
<8> I'm thinking of the future
<9> anyone who can't figure out the instructions on the amnesty form immediately make them citizens ... they're OUR kind of people.
<8> and, no kids of course
<9> USMale: and they can all be ***igned to single men in the US as "maids"
<1> and no mustanched women
<9> yeah, that's the ticket ... maids
<8> nah we let nature take over from there
<8> although it would be nice to have a maid
<9> Wot: the mustaches mean they have high levels of androgen which makes them very horny
<4> OcDoc : the only law that should be stayed is the Constitution of the US no Liberals should abuse that power.
<8> maybe 18-30 is too restrictive
<9> Timothy: many states have "sunset" laws for legislation ... it doesn't work, they just automatically vote to continue every five years
<8> thing is, if you allow younger ones, they need their parents
<8> but I am thinking of your future!
<8> and 30... we could mae it 35
<4> OcDoc : yes I know that.
<9> no, they should never have a first child after their late twenties
<9> US-Male: US women would either hate the competition or welcome the *** relief
<8> well I'm thinking we might allow under 18, as an investment in the future
<8> but then they need parents to raise them
<1> Katy Couric says 50 is the new 30
<8> OcDoc yeah but the lesbians might love it
<8> it could free them up
<9> I've heard some women complain that now that they've been liberated they can't find any men who want to go to the sack with them ... they should maybe consider that there's a connection there
<8> Ok over 35 then need a "special hearing"
<8> yeah.... OK, nobody under 18.
<9> Wot: Katy is over 40 right? maybe there's a connection there too
<8> cause then we'd be stuck with their parents
<1> i think she's 50 now
<9> Wot: you would know ...
<9> or maybe it's just wishful thinking
<7> just have the parents shot
<8> ok, over 40 is a special hearing
<8> 18-40 !
<9> if women would stop looking in the mirror so much and just relax, they might enjoy life more
<9> every week there's a new headline, "The NEW LOOK is so HOT!" ... sheesh
<2> thing is, looking in the mirror makes her happy, she has to be perfectly made up etc to go out, whatever. :)
<9> Timur: yeah, and she spends so much time and money getting ready she has no time or money to actually GO OUT
<1> yeah, men don't care what you look like when you got your face in our crotches
<1> ;)
<1> or what fashion style you have on
<8> I could make a really crude comment but I think I'll go get coffee instead
<7> coffee! good idea!
<9> women are interested in *** about once a month ... men are interested a lot more often than that ... that's where polygamy came in
<9> USMale: good choice
<1> ***???? that's what girlfriends are for
<1> ;)
<9> damn .. I forgot to renew my california license
<9> spensive, too
<3> Wot calls his hand GirlFriend
<9> okay ... I better do some stuff
<7> there's a license to be a clifornian?
<3> that sounds like a plan
<3> bbl
<2> Oc : well like today
<2> we were supposed to go to New Hope, PA
<1> heh, that was funny, let me give you a hand
<1> :)
<2> but instead (largely cause it's gonna rain) we're gonna chill and just go tomorrow
<7> so... no Hope?
<2> tomorrow
<2> later folks
<2> !
<10> nuke america so everyone else can live in peace maybe
<11> http://www.censurecarter.com/video/1/
<7> I'd like to nuke the world today, in perfect harmony...
<6> toomey just has severe penis envy
<1> just as long as you don't give them cigarettes, nuke are safe, cigs cause cancer
<12> toomey, you are devoiced (Requested by TheTaiIor - Reason: Fomenting hate )
<13> TheTailor! hehe you got your nick back, congrats
<14> Abusive Domain or User
<13> looks like a civil war has started in Palestine
<11> RustyFord, naa, I just used a capital 'i' instead of a lower case 'l' :-)
<13> =))) Ohhhhhhh cool! didn't even see that
<15> "who the **** are you you red looking mother****ing mustard looking" "Ohhh, ain't that a bitch I'm ketchup bitch mustard..i outta zap yo dumb***"
<16> 2 power outages in 2 days, and not a thunderstorm in sight.
<16> 'm so glad my stupid little town decides to run its own electric utility company so that we're not at the mercy of greedy private energy companies.
<16> Well hell, I'd be glad to pay a little extra to not have to run around my house at least once a month and reset every ****ing clock in the place.
<13> is Bird flu in people more common than we think? like are there lesser strains that don't kill people?
<17> DiscoTaco, you'd have to reset them later tonight anyway
<7> the power failures are provided as a convenience
<18> whateer happened to that "moderatum" character ?
<7> he got moderated?
<18> I think I might switch to win2K
<7> switch from what? 98 or xp?
<18> just backup the user files, then reformat
<18> believe it or not (hangs head) the PC in question is runig the ****iest OS known ot man
<18> win ME
<7> gag!
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