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<0> sorry to hear
<1> meh now i gotta wait afew hours until he gets back from his supplier
<1> so oh well
<1> anyone in here do print design at all?
<1> i have a question
<1> if i use a png in a indd file...is that gonna cause any issues when i output the pdf file in cmyk color space?
<0> could be an issue if you are useing png images with transparancy
<2> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
<2>
<2> 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
<2> 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY
<2> APPRECIATIVE."
<2> 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
<3> kyle-, haha
<4> whats the best way to resize a layer once its pasted onto a background?
<4> it seems like a pretty simple task



<2> ctrl+t
<4> is there a way to flood fill transparent, like make everything transpartent?
<2> select and delete
<3> delete the layer it's on
<3> if it wasn't on a separate layer to begin with... your bad, learn your lesson for next time around =]
<5> hey feraL
<6> sup saucy lady
<6> ok, kyle declaring his love for having his face licked by his johnson when i enter the room.... is a bit disturbing
<7> it has kind of a different effect on me
<2> my other weiner has fur
<7> i am not disturbed in the least
<7> i am wet and curious
<7> i should do a walk about and find a bahhhhh
<7> so linda gray must be like 80 years old er something
<7> she looks like she has aged ALOT
<6> who's linda grey?
<5> hehe
<6> gray
<6> heh
<2> 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
<2> oh wait
<2> 11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY
<2> SUPERIOR."
<2> hahhahahhahahhaa
<6> haha
<6> wjats that from?
<8> the bulletin board where Scott works :)
<2> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
<2> 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY
<2> INCONVENIENCED."
<2> 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
<2> 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
<2> 10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "***UALLY EXTROVERTED."
<2> 12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
<2> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
<2> 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN
<2> STORAGE FACILITY."
<2> 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
<2>
<2> 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
<2> DESTINATIONS."
<2> 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
<2> 5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
<2> RELATIONSHIPS."
<2> 6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY
<2> HORIZONTAL."
<2> 7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ***" - He develops a case of
<2> "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
<2> 8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."
<2> 9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."
<2> 10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "***UALLY FOCUSED."
<6> hahaha
<6> funny
<2> i found it rather humorous
<9> SNOTTO
<9> i MEAN SCOTTO
<9> done
<9> doh
<9> how are you kyle
<9> have you seen scotto



<2> i'm great
<2> how about yourself?
<9> doing ok
<5> wow. kyle is still awake?
<10> hy
<5> hey spliT
<2> no work tomorrow :P
<5> theres a reason to celebrate
<5> ima gonna help myself to a drink right now :-P
<10> o_O
<2> :P
<5> i had coffee an hour ago and it didnt work at all
<2> work for what?
<5> im yawning right now
<2> go to sleep ;)
<5> 4 hours of sleep last night...that could be why
<2> hmmm, maybe!
<5> verm
<5> i mean like strapped on my body
<5> :-P
<9> what A1 uses a strapon
<5> haha
<5> im tlakin about daggers and knives
<5> but if youre into that...uhm i wouldnt mind
<5> :-P
<9> pig
<9> goodnight
<9> I am off the clock and outta here
<5> nite
<11> need feebback for www.PlazaCambodia.com - temporary design
<10> looks good/expensive
<11> thanks
<10> will the different sections be clickable
<11> waiting for clients data
<11> i got another one , but must use IE
<11> www.quality-holidays.com
<12> I think forcing IE is a bad idea
<12> could anyone tell me, is there anyway I can set begining and end frame with the same layer in imageready, and tween the animation between the 2 when using brightness/contrast
<12> or do I have to create a seperate layer for each frame
<10> lols
<11> test
<7> hi
<2> hi
<7> kyle
<7> wazzap today?
<2> gonna try to work outside
<2> you?
<7> im just sittin here waiting for my flight home
<7> be home around 4 er so
<2> cool
<7> eantertain me?
<7> strip tease me on yer cam?
<2> i'm not a very good entertainer
<13> y0
<7> hey scott
<13> mornin
<7> i can teach your penis some tricks
<2> morning scott
<2> hahaha
<7> sit...stand...play dead
<7> balance a treat on its nose
<2> sounds like fun
<7> i can teach your weiner too while i am at it
<7> i am sure they are both quick learners
<13> teach it to sing
<7> whistle
<7> when you start yer new job scott?
<13> make it puke
<7> eww
<13> feb 5th as far as I know
<2> yea, he just puked, actually
<2> wow, everybody is getting new jobs
<13> yeah
<13> its the "in" thing


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