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<R-66Y> aoeu!
<PENIX> I need a trim
<PENIX> Not on my head though, on my nut sack
<PENIX> I need a professional to shave my nuts. When I do it, it looks like I used a weed wacker
<PENIX> Are there any women in here?
<PENIX> I got a question about my hairy nutsack, for a woman
<Visor> GANG RAPE
<Visor> *cough*
<b00zi> Visor: ;)
<Visor> Evening dude
<Visor> Cooper: Us British are taking over :)
<cajuncook> PENIX
<cajuncook> no girl likes hairy ballso
<cajuncook> just shave that ****
<cajuncook> do it in the shower so you're less likely to spring a leak
<El_Diablo> first hand experience?
<cajuncook> yes
<cajuncook> not the springing a leak
<cajuncook> i did that from the start in safety
<El_Diablo> interesting.
<tom_s> hello can anyone tell me how i can sharing nintendo DS game from computer in to my nintendo DS ?
<cajuncook> nope
<El_Diablo> I never figured you to be a ballshaver. :)
<cajuncook> google
<cajuncook> i wasn't
<tom_s> ok
<cajuncook> if you'd like dates i can supply when i started and the hiatus i took from it
<El_Diablo> kept it in your diary? ;)
<cajuncook> no, there's two dates
<El_Diablo> hah
<cajuncook> late august i did it for the first time
<El_Diablo> was it itchy growing it back in?
<cajuncook> and then about a month ago i did it again, now it's a weakly thing
<cajuncook> at first, ****ing yes
<cajuncook> early september was an itchfest
<cajuncook> but then you get used to it
<cajuncook> it's not even an issue now
<El_Diablo> does it feel nice, then?
<cajuncook> i'm betting that if i let the hair grow it'd itch again, though
<cajuncook> don't plan on that
<cajuncook> feel nice?
<cajuncook> i guess
<El_Diablo> ok, well, why do it if it's not for the feel
<cajuncook> the first time is an experience but after that it's bland
<cajuncook> because girls like it shaved
<El_Diablo> what kind of reactions have you gotten, then ;)
<cajuncook> i think raygun said it once, a girl is more likely to **** on your balls if they're not hairy
<Xavier> wtf untrue
<cajuncook> totally true
<cajuncook> a girl doesn't want to lick hair
<Visor> Hey cook
<Visor> How's things coming with that british chick?
<cajuncook> haven't seen her since i last talked to you
<cajuncook> i'm going out with this other girl tomorrow night though
<cajuncook> and then depending on how that goes i could go on a date with another girl thursday night
<Visor> You stallion
<Visor> So how does that date effect the possibility of the second date wiht a different girl?
<cajuncook> well
<cajuncook> if i'm not with the first girl by the end of the date, that makes me available for a date with another girl
<Visor> She hawt?
<cajuncook> very
<Visor> nekkid pix!
<cajuncook> haha
<cajuncook> personally i'm hoping that i'm taken by the end of tomorrow
<cajuncook> but this girl can be kinda nuts, so i don't know how things will go
<Visor> Nothing like a little excitement
<Visor> I've not really got anyoen of interest at the moment :(
<El_Diablo> that's your own fault, you broke it off
<cajuncook> yeah you ****ed that up visor
<PENIX> cajuncook: you shave just your nuts or the whole package?
<cajuncook> you were between two girls and you chose neither?
<cajuncook> generally the whole package
<cajuncook> all the hair surrounding, and the little bit that grows on the penix
<cajuncook> plus the nuts
<cajuncook> once you do it once, it's easy every other time as long as you never wait more than a couple weeks
<El_Diablo> should we start referring to you as baldy?
<cajuncook> cut it short with scissors first and then shave
<cajuncook> be careful
<cajuncook> because cuts can hurt like a bitch
<PENIX> I got a special electric shaver to trim
<PENIX> actually 2 shavers
<cajuncook> even better
<cajuncook> if you're doing manual you probably want to have two, especially if they're disposable
<PENIX> but it looks funny when i just shave that area
<cajuncook> what else are you going to shave
<cajuncook> i shaved my *** one time, and that was a mistake
<El_Diablo> I've been considering losing the fur sweater
<cajuncook> and that area between the sack and the crack
<PENIX> i don't know, my maybe the thigh around the package
<cajuncook> i don't bother with that anymore.. not worth the effort
<cajuncook> yeah, you could
<cajuncook> i did that
<cajuncook> not worth my time, i don't think
<PENIX> i shave that area
<PENIX> i don't like being hairy on my ***
<El_Diablo> cajuncook: are you hairy naturally?
<cajuncook> not my chest, no
<cajuncook> or my back
<cajuncook> just my waist and below
<cajuncook> :P
<El_Diablo> yeah, I remember the sasquatch legs picture
<cajuncook> wtf :(
<cajuncook> lies
<PENIX> i'm just like this fool. i'm bare above the waist
<PENIX> well, a little on the stomach
<El_Diablo> I wish I was :/
<cajuncook> i have hair from the belly button leading a row down
<cajuncook> and hair on my arms, but not like my legs
<Visor> I didnt choose neither
<cajuncook> anyway time to go get some zippa
<cajuncook> er
<cajuncook> azzip
<cajuncook> zippa, wtf
<Visor> I chose the wild wauy
<El_Diablo> azzip?
<cajuncook> pizza
<El_Diablo> ah
<PENIX> i'm lazy to shave every few weeks. maybe ill wax my ***
<El_Diablo> wax your sac
<PENIX> no, tweeze the sac
<PENIX> im scared to wax my sack. i might lose it
<Visor> Balls to shaving
<Visor> real men burn it off
<PENIX> i've done that, and i've also burned my nuts
<PENIX> it started burning and didn't go out
<PENIX> it was kinda neat at first
<PENIX> it would burn away slowly kinda
<kenners> erm
<kenners> sorry
<kenners> that's a pretty big brainfart right there
<kenners> sorry clint T_T
<PENIX> who the **** are those homos?
<cajuncook> heh
<cajuncook> i was like, who the **** is pat dempsey
<Visor> Man
<Visor> I want a Nintendo wii
<El_Diablo> patrick dempsey sounds familiar, not sure why
<cajuncook> actor
<El_Diablo> ah
<cajuncook> his filmography makes him look like a b-list actor
<kenners> while his actual acting makes him look like a non-acor
<kenners> actor
<kenners> The Ship is neat
<kenners> but the servers are crap
<samcool> hey for the ds lite do you need some base station or will any router do to access online things, and what content for the ds is online?
<cajuncook> seriously is there a video editing.. image animation making program that doesn't ****ing blow
<samcool> image animation? try macromedia flash
<cajuncook> **** flash
<samcool> video editing I use ms movie maker


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