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<cajuncook> i saw they have a quad now
<cajuncook> what the ****ing ****
<cajuncook> that's three meals
<cajuncook> for me
<cajuncook> throw in fries and a coke and you have an entire day's intake in calories
<cajuncook> Only -79993069secs until the kickoff for the Sugar Bowl!
<cajuncook> HEH
<cajuncook> i have some really strange **** in my mirc scripting files
<R-66Y> 103F!
<Co-Op> mmm
<cajuncook> wow
<cajuncook> so three of italy's top six teams are being relegated to serie b
<cajuncook> with point deductions
<cajuncook> titles have been stripped, places in champion's league taken away
<El_Diablo> which ones?
<cajuncook> juve had their past two league titles stripped, relegated and 30 point deduction (essentially impossible to gain promotion)
<cajuncook> lazio got relegated, 7 points back
<cajuncook> fiorentina relegated, 12 points back
<cajuncook> milan has a 15 point deficeit in serie a
<cajuncook> the three clubs which were supposed to be relegated stay, which must be awesome :)
<El_Diablo> so what was the actual charge
<El_Diablo> players throwing games or trying to bribe the refs
<cajuncook> The scandal first came to light as a consequence of doping investigations at Juventus; prosecutors in Turin ordered wiretaps of Juventus, based in that city. Transcripts of recorded telephone conversations were published in Italian newspapers; they suggested that during the 2004-05 season, Luciano Moggi, general manager of Juventus, had conversations with several people in Italian football that reveal illegal match fixing, gambling, and fal
<cajuncook> err
<cajuncook> i'll just link you
<cajuncook> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Soccer_Match_Fixing_Scandal
<El_Diablo> heh
<El_Diablo> stupid stupid italians ;)
<El_Diablo> patpat
<R-66Y> hi
<joojii> hey
<Co-Op> hello
<R-66Y> http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/clips/gamepro-tv-episode-unearthed-embarr***es-entire-internet-187965.php
<R-66Y> ahahahahaha
<R-66Y> i remember that ****
<Co-Op> lol yeah... so lame
<El_Diablo> hahaha... j.d. roth
<R-66Y> yep!
<R-66Y> MAGNETO AND HIS GANG OF CHUMPSTERS!!!
<El_Diablo> am I the only one that thinks it's dumb that there's no software to read caller id for a voip line?
<El_Diablo> all the solutions I've found are "plug a modem into it"
<HIVlntine> what do you mean, el?
<HIVlntine> software for a pc?
<El_Diablo> yeah
<El_Diablo> I want to see caller information from my vonage line
<El_Diablo> without a modem :)
<HIVlntine> hah
<HIVlntine> I was about to say
<HIVlntine> um
<El_Diablo> I mean, I COULD throw a modem in if need be but that seems dumb
<HIVlntine> what do you have it connected with?
<HIVlntine> just over teh intarweb?
<HIVlntine> you could always run asterisk
<El_Diablo> yup
<HIVlntine> :P
<Co-Op> mag-NET-oh
<cajuncook> jd roth has quite the acting career
<cajuncook> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0369100/
<cajuncook> er
<cajuncook> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0744870/
<R-66Y> advance wars ds is so cool
<cajuncook> sigh
<cajuncook> kinda just hit me that i have to choose my career path in the next six months
<cajuncook> there's something about that that's really ****ed up
<R-66Y> that's not true
<cajuncook> yes it is
<R-66Y> oh, okay
<cajuncook> in my situation, there's two distinct paths i'm looking at
<cajuncook> they don't cross anywhere
<El_Diablo> flying engineer?
<cajuncook> heh
<El_Diablo> dammit why are flights to vancouver so damn expensive
<R-66Y> isn't toronto -> vancouver traversing pretty much the length of canada?
<El_Diablo> half
<El_Diablo> well, maybe 2/3
<El_Diablo> 46 hour drive :/
<El_Diablo> 4379km
<El_Diablo> toronto-austin, 30 hour drive, 2654km
<El_Diablo> 2654KM = 1658.8mi
<El_Diablo> 4379 km = 2736.9 mi
<cajuncook> 2700 miles in 30 hours seems a bit wild
<cajuncook> oh
<cajuncook> nevermind
<cajuncook> eldie maybe in ten years i can fly a personal flight for you :D
<El_Diablo> sounds good
<T^blizeH> are there any N64 fserves about?
<Co-0p> ask jeeves
<T^blizeH> :)
<R-66Y> hi
<R-66Y> el, if you're in the market for any sort of laptop, i suggest you use my employment at IBM to your advantage
<El_Diablo> I have one, but thanks
<El_Diablo> besides... stinkpad, eew ;)
<R-66Y> i'm really curious to hear which laptop you consider to be better
<El_Diablo> do they still have that stupid nipple in the middle of the keyboard
<El_Diablo> that was always my major beef
<R-66Y> yeah, but most of them also come with a touchpad now
<El_Diablo> but it still has the nipple. ;)
<R-66Y> for the people who like really inaccurate mouse control and unintentional clicking
<R-66Y> you notice it?
<El_Diablo> I much prefer the touchpad, does that make me inept? ;)
<R-66Y> mostly, yes :)
<El_Diablo> I noticed it when I used to sell them, but I haven't looked at them lately
<R-66Y> i wonder if i just really blow at advance wars: ds, or if it's actually supposed to take damn near an hour for each mission
<El_Diablo> this ****s. I had to go downstairs to carry up some water and other supplies... now I'm all sweaty
<El_Diablo> and now with the AC on I'm getting cold
<R-66Y> haha
<El_Diablo> at least it's pleasant out now
<El_Diablo> 22 C = 71.6 F
<Co-0p> very nice
<El_Diablo> is this valid: update table set litresperyear=gallonsperyear, gallonsperyear=litresperyear;
<Co-0p> http://www.w3schools.com/sql/sql_update.asp
<Co-0p> although i know you are really asking R-66Y
<El_Diablo> actually, I'm more asking if you can swap column values.
<El_Diablo> but thanks for the patronizing answer :P
<Co-0p> =)
<Co-0p> i see vb code that lets you do it
<Co-0p> you have to somehow save the whole recordset somehow and i dont think sql can do that by itself
<R-66Y> i'm not sure, honestly
<R-66Y> oh, wait
<Co-0p> !
<R-66Y> yeah, i dunno :\
<R-66Y> most of what i've learned in computers would suggest that that line doesn't work
<Co-0p> but you could set up a big *** loop to do it
<El_Diablo> tested.. makes them equal
<Co-0p> nice
<El_Diablo> went with a temp column
<El_Diablo> update tempy set temp=PowerGen_AboutTheBusiness_GallonsPerYear, PowerGen_AboutTheBusiness_GallonsPerYear=PowerGen_AboutTheBusiness_LitresPerYear, PowerGen_AboutTheBusiness_LitresPerYear=temp;
<El_Diablo> that works
<Co-0p> you're the man now dogg
<El_Diablo> it worked in the test situation... ;(
<El_Diablo> ... not the production...
<El_Diablo> aha, it works fine when you put the columns in the right ****ing order
<Co-0p> ahhh :o
<El_Diablo> much happier now.
<El_Diablo> "I didn't lose my mind, it was mine to give away"
<R-66Y> bleh
<R-66Y> el: wanna see a sweet SQL query?
<Co-0p> ill try to comprehend it


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