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<0> ack
<0> jappanance
<0> japapapajaananananananaannanancncncncncnene
<1> yo
<0> being sick ****s
<1> yeah
<0> but i feel its grasp loosening
<0> also cocks
<0> ****ing amazon
<0> Shipped via Eagle USA (estimated arrival date: 02-October-2006).
<0> Tracking number: V047119
<0> 21 days shipping time?
<0> TWENTY ONE?!
<1> :(
<0> they advertised 5-9
<0> but i paid 0 dollars



<0> and since it's a local freighter, there's probably no chance it will be damaged
<0> but damn, 21 days
<0> it means it could arrive at /any/ day
<2> jesus, you could ship it from china surface in that
<0> i had someone try to tell me today that clinton was at fault for 9/1
<0> 9/11
<0> i almost punched his face over the internet
<0> i got as far as his ISP and they threw my hand into a brick wall
<1> bleh
<1> i hate seeing all that stuff on tv all over again
<1> watching it live was enough for me
<0> and **** that guy for nonce
<1> haha
<0> that was /my/ word T_T
<1> that caught me way off guard when i saw it
<0> alright pat
<0> time to do db work
<1> k
<0> are you on campus
<1> at work
<0> your aim connection is *** bawful
<0> (erm, translated to english: you're never on aim anymore)
<1> yeah, our wireless router at home is fairly crappy and so i'm just kindof annoyed at the intarwebs when i'm at home
<0> ah
<0> well uh
<0> you could have one of mine that i left there
<0> technically i owe you one anyway
<0> pat: why can i do table1.* and not table1.auth_*
<0> T_T
<0> do i need to do table1.auth_%
<0> nope
<3> http://www.ibase-i.com.tw/mb880_800.jpg
<3> The black one, farthest to the right with the little bit at top and long bit below
<3> What slot's that?
<0> o man
<0> wait what
<0> Visor: did you find your answer yet
<0> that's a pci-express slot
<3> yea, found out. Thanks tho :)
<0> that board is insane
<3> thats not my board
<3> ;]
<0> pci-express, modem riser, pci slots, and isa slots
<0> all with an intel chipset
<0> no sata though
<0> or dual-channel
<0> oh, there is sata
<0> geeezuz
<4> modem riser?
<4> sounds useless
<0> it's pretty neat as far as modems go
<0> having a modem the size of half of a credit card
<0> but... it's kind of silly now^_^
<4> where's jpnance when you need him?
<5> jpnance in ze house
<1> yo
<5> if rob gets this game, he's gonna gain a game on the lead
<1> yes
<0> [18:32] <@kenners> pat: why can i do table1.* and not table1.auth_*
<1> ..
<1> because that's just how they designed it



<6> :)
<0> that's a sham
<0> e
<0> well both
<0> so should i select 12 rows when i only need 8
<0> or should i write out each of the 8 columns once
<0> wow
<0> i mean 12 columns*
<1> if you have a bajillion records, no
<1> otherwise it probably doesn't matter
<0> i have close to a bajillion T_T
<0> and by that i mean 3
<0> nevermin
<0> a different query i have about1000
<0> but... different query;>
<0> alright jpnance
<0> this may very well be the best question ever
<0> when i want to do an update table set column = fart where
<0> can the where clause be a select statement
<5> kenners: winner of consecutive novel-type line messages
<1> well
<1> you can nest select statements like that, yeah
<1> but it has to make sense within the context
<5> cmon skins score
<0> well like
<0> i have the select working
<0> so i was just going to copy and paste
<0> and say "update torrent_id = bleh"
<0> so it would do it for all 12 of the selected rows
<1> you could do something like this
<1> UPDATE table SET field = something WHERE other_field IN (SELECT other_field FROM other_table WHERE bunch of conditions)
<0> ah
<0> and what is other field
<1> it could be the same as field
<0> ok
<0> i swear to you
<0> i would have such a better time of this
<0> if i had a mysql console
<0> right now, i have a php file with an input line
<5> dl mysql homie
<0> a text p***word for security
<0> and print_r on the result
<0> Co-Op: if i could access the server from anywhere other than localhost, i would totally do that
<5> argh
<0> if i could install phpmyadmin
<0> i would also love that
<0> maybe i should try that
<5> mmhmmm
<5> that allows you to make tables and **** easy i think
<0> uh yes
<0> i have used it
<0> before.
<5> me too
<0> and yet "you think"
<0> :>
<5> yeah
<5> i havent used it in ages
<5> who knows what it does now
<0> uh, i do ^_^
<5> yes
<0> but back to the "you think"
<0> are you sure you do?
<0> do you have teh evidense
<5> stop making it complicated
<4> jpnance
<4> did you see how your coach blamed the game on the clock?
<1> yes
<4> :D
<5> eh what?
<1> he's absolutely right about the rules being stupid
<4> oh, i agree
<1> but the clock hardly cost us that game
<4> i hate the changes
<1> unimaginative playcalling, colt being tentative in throwing downfield, and a complete lack of p*** defense underneath the secondary cost us that game


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