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<Aidian> woo, i finally got electroplankton
<Amy^_^> congrats
<Aidian> it's pretty cool, i like it
<Aidian> it's the game that made me want a DS
<Amy^_^> :O
<Aidian> ?
<Amy^_^> that's my mouth open
<Amy^_^> in shock... of.. electroplankton.. being the game.. that made you.. want a DS? maybe
<Aidian> ehehe
<Aidian> have you seen/played it?
<Amy^_^> yes =)
<Amy^_^> to the former
<Aidian> i love the concept
<Aidian> unfortunately i'll say it's definitely overpriced
<Aidian> it's like a digital slinky, it should be about $5
<Amy^_^> hehe
<Aidian> i'd like to see more releases like it for DS
<Aidian> it is greatly amusing
<Aidian> mm. ramen.
<Amy^_^> You must be in college
<Aidian> i'm not, ramen is just good and easy to make
<Amy^_^> oh I'm sorry :(
<Amy^_^> Are you very poor?
<Amy^_^> Just kidding
<Aidian> har har har
<Aidian> no, i'm not the one eating it :P
<Amy^_^> :-P
<Aidian> but my lady does make a really good ramen soup
<Aidian> adds all sorts of tasty ingredients to actually make it fairly nutritious
<Aidian> ?
<Amy^_^> does she put hot dogs in it for you?
<Aidian> no
<Aidian> spinach, mustard greens, carrots, onions, meatballs or chicken, etc
<Amy^_^> hmm
<Amy^_^> may I suggest actual pasta next time? hehe
<Amy^_^> You won't run the risk of you know.. dying. ;)
<Amy^_^> ramen is cheap for a reason!
<Aidian> yeah, because it's easy to make
<Amy^_^> Ramen soup, especially the instant variety, contains a high amount of sodium.
<Amy^_^> Some brands of instant ramen use hydrogenated vegetable fat (ie. trans fat), which is known to be harmful to the body
<Amy^_^> :-P
<Aidian> if you use their stock packets, yes
<Aidian> and if you use ****ty american brands
<Aidian> ramen is just noodles that've been flash-fried and packaged
<Amy^_^> You have cancer now :(
<Amy^_^> jk
<matr1x> YAY
<Aidian> YAY CANCER
<Aidian> me and 3/4 of asia, you know, with the ramen eating
<matr1x> everything causes cancer
<Amy^_^> Are you asian? ;)
<Aidian> the woman is
<Amy^_^> She has evolved resistance.. you have not. She is killing you, slowly!
<Aidian> hah, whatever
<Amy^_^> well
<Amy^_^> Are you overweight?
<Aidian> are you trying to lecture me on nutritional health?
<Amy^_^> Just curious, don't get all uptight
<Aidian> lady, i -taught- nutritional health.
<Aidian> i know exactly what I'm eating.
<Amy^_^> LOL
<Amy^_^> So, are you overweight?
<Aidian> of course, i'm overweight, I'm american. :P
<Amy^_^> I mean, it's pretty common for teachers to preach the do as I say, not as I do routine. Psychologist in particular, hehe.
<Amy^_^> s
<Aidian> I never did. I taught choices. that's what life's about.
<Amy^_^> lol
<Aidian> you make a choice, you reap the rewards or pay the consequences.
<Amy^_^> yup
<Amy^_^> So basically, you're fat and eat like ****. That's all I wanted to know :)
<Aidian> yeah, **** you too
<Amy^_^> You too, lardbutt!
<Amy^_^> ;)
<Aidian> heh, funny
<Amy^_^> isn't it? :)
<Aidian> are you one of those wafer-thin vegan douchebag chicks?
<Amy^_^> No, I eat a balanced diet
<Aidian> as do I - now
<Aidian> which is why I'm losing weight at a steady pace
<Amy^_^> :-P
<Amy^_^> the ramen diet, hehe
<Aidian> no, not the ramen diet. i don't eat ramen every day.
<Aidian> christ.
<Amy^_^> Mohammed
<Amy^_^> shiva
<Amy^_^> Mario!
<Aidian> indeed a modern god
<Aidian> you have issues.
<Aidian> irritable, judgemental, and crabby. you on the rag?
<Aidian> are you old enough to go ON the rag? i know there are some people in here that haven't hit puberty yet
<matr1x> mario lopez or mario lemieux?
<Aidian> mario mario
<El_Diablo> mario andretti?
<Amy^_^> No, my period was last week :) You're just fat and angry!
<Amy^_^> Fatty fat fats!
<Aidian> better than a pre-pubescent vegan who's never gonna grow a set of tits
<Amy^_^> You don't want your girly to take your ramen away!
<Aidian> these moobs are ***Y
<Amy^_^> I eat meat :)
<Aidian> yea, i bet you do
<Amy^_^> LOL
<Amy^_^> I feel sorry for your girl :(
<Aidian> and for only $4.99 a night!
<Amy^_^> How does she deal with YOUR moobs?
<Aidian> cheaper than the local feeding trough!
<Amy^_^> lol
<Amy^_^> You'd know!
<Aidian> yea i would, wouldnt i? at least i'm not a child-whore
<Aidian> you're pretty freakin gross
<Aidian> i bet your first words were like, "Daddy no"
<Amy^_^> LOL
<Amy^_^> Fatty fat manboobs
<Aidian> they tingle with excitement at the thought of sodium-laced treats
<Amy^_^> lol
<Aidian> SOMETIMES I BATHE IN SALT
<Aidian> it burns my sensitive nether-regions, but it scours my folds clean in such a blood pressure-rising, electrolytic manner i can't help myself
<Amy^_^> That... might explain the tiny package
<Aidian> only four inches!
<Aidian> W I D E
<Aidian> whore
<Aidian> stop looking at my ****
<Amy^_^> Elephantitis!
<Amy^_^> matches the rest of you
<Aidian> I AM LIKE SO FAT AND I LIKE VIDEO GAMES NOT WORKING OUT :(
<Amy^_^> LOL
<Aidian> YESTERDAY I ATE NOTHING BUT STRING CHEESE
<Amy^_^> LOL
<Aidian> mmhmm
<Aidian> whatever
<Aidian> has your devil-infested vagina been satiated now?
<Amy^_^> <-- Really LOLing
<Aidian> that's nice dear
<Amy^_^> Thanks, fats!
<Amy^_^> I have some old training bras in my closet, maybe you'd be interested?
<Amy^_^> or are you big enough for the real ones?
<Aidian> anything to put a little light in the world of a child-whore, even if it is your chosen vocation
<Amy^_^> real ones it is :)
<Aidian> MY MOOBIES DONT NEED YOUR HELP
<Amy^_^> You don't want them to sag, do you?
<Aidian> YES BECAUSE I USE THEM TO HOLD MY VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS
<Amy^_^> LOL
<Aidian> I CAN PLAY DOUBLE DRAGON AGAINST MYSELF
<Amy^_^> ewwwww!!
<Aidian> I EVEN NAMED MY MOOBIES BILLY AND JIMMY LEE
<Amy^_^> lol
<Aidian> O M G I LOVE DOUBLE DRAGON THATS WHY I DRINK CHCOOLATE MILK ALL DAY
<Aidian> are we done now? i'm getting bored


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