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<gogglespy> I hope Mel can find the strength to carry on somehow, knowing he'll never make a movie with Deuce Bigalow
<kenners> holy jizzcrap it's friday
<kenners> this week just disappeared
<El_Diablo> jizzcrap?
<kenners> yep.
<kenners> trying it on for size
<El_Diablo> http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_2338.aspx
<jpnance> kennars
<jpnance> how does delaware sound?
<jpnance> I HEAR THEY HAVE AN ITALIAN SAUSAGE SUB TODAY
<kenners> meh
<kenners> that's not really a pull for me, the not-so-fan of sausage
<kenners> but the delaware is itself
<kenners> i'm just not awake enoug h to leave... now
<jpnance> revert to previous statement, then :D
<jpnance> i'm in no rush
<jpnance> and, uh, i don't suppose you wanna sub in for schex and come to a couple of movies tonight..
<jpnance> do you? :D
<kenners> hm
<kenners> i don't think so
<jpnance> k
<kenners> those are the lemmon movies right
<kenners> you should actually be able to get lindsay for that
<kenners> but she may not be home in time
<jpnance> only one is jack lemmon, actually -- the other is james cagney
<kenners> i kind of remember a closet desire for lemmon at some point
<kenners> and weirding me out in the process
<kenners> >_>
<kenners> "i like him, his movies are funny"
<kenners> "but.. he's so old!"
<jpnance> (but, he's not old in "the apartment" :D)
<kenners> LOOX OLD 2ME
<kenners> anyway
<kenners> i have to shave.
<kenners> let's see how fast i go.
<kenners> do you have other folks in the plan
<jpnance> but
<jpnance> there's no rush
<kenners> if idon't go fast
<kenners> i won't get out for 45 minutes
<kenners> :|
<El_Diablo> I thought my wife had copyrighted Slow Morning Syndrome(TM)
<kenners> man those
<kenners> razors ****
<kenners> ok it was only 15 min
<kenners> erm
<kenners> 22min
<kenners> i just ... take a long time shaving and showering
<kenners> shaving because it's a big process
<kenners> and i'm really careful to not nick myself before work
<Aidian> you get five minutes and a stone from the river. if you need foam, skim it from the toilet. ready, set, GO!
<kenners> so uh
<kenners> jpnance what's the d-ly
<jpnance> 'tis you and i, sir
<jpnance> (o rly?
<jpnance> )
<jpnance> quite rly!
<kenners> xD
<kenners> CARRY ON
<Co-Op> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=399046&in_page_id=1770&in_a_source=
<kenners> so...
<kenners> RUSHUR
<kenners> (rurdy
<jpnance> ready when you are
<Co-Op> ready 2 rumble?
<El_Diablo> for the thousands in attendance, and the million watching at home around the world... ladies and gentlemen...
<Co-Op> michael buffer is good
<Co-Op> bruce buffer is a douchebag living off of his brother's fame
<Co-Op> i cant stand his voice
<kenners> ok actually leaving jpnance
<jpnance> k
<Co-Op> qom, i demand you bring qom2 back
<qom2> ehrm
<qom2> the other way around?
<qom2> :D
<Co-Op> or was that an imposter?
<Co-Op> oh shiz
<qom2> I R QOM
<Co-Op> i didnt see that ***hole come back
<qom2> qom will soon die I believe
<qom2> :<
<Co-Op> (qom2)
<Co-Op> :o
<Co-Op> qom, where are you from again?
<jpnance> aoeu
<qom2> omg, just check my bnc :>
<qom2> .se
<Co-Op> i think i saw your picture somehow and you looked gay like visor
<qom2> visor?
<Co-Op> yeah, you showed me a pic
<qom2> heh, I've got even more gay pictures now
<Co-Op> want to trade nudes again?
<Co-Op> i mean straight pics
<qom2> don't send me that retard ampute nude pics again
<qom2> honestly :<
<qom2> put me off
<Co-Op> teeheehee
<qom2> qom doesn't reply on ctcp ping
<qom2> :<
<qom2> rip
<qom2> quit » (meow) (meow@illvilja.org) Read error: No route to host
<qom2> there goes the first guy on my box
<qom2> :<
<Co-Op> give me a .se bnc
<qom2> they're not reliable
<qom2> as you can see
<qom2> :<
<cajuncook> lolz
<cajuncook> on the daily mail site, those comments
<cajuncook> half of them are trying to be comedic, and fail
<cajuncook> half of them are trying to be insightful, and fail
<gogglespy> http://www.tastelikepizza.com/index.php?itemid=651 (not so sfw)
<El_Diablo> how unsafe ;)
<gogglespy> it's not vulgar or anything, and you'll see the nsfw part coming a mile away
<cajuncook> yeah
<Co-Op> oh boyt
<El_Diablo> my god, they aired that? ;)
<El_Diablo> (yeah, I watched it at work, go me!)
<jinkzzz> !list
<cajuncook> :o
<cajuncook> WHAT HAPPENED :(
<El_Diablo> hahaha
<El_Diablo> you fail, adam.
<El_Diablo> get your grad photos yet ;)
<cajuncook> no, they, uh, got cancelled
<cajuncook> we're not getting them
<cajuncook> tough luck for you, eh?
<El_Diablo> someone's lyyyyyying
<cajuncook> i have an interview in half an hour :D
<cajuncook> any suggestions?
<El_Diablo> spit it out, boy, you promised.
<El_Diablo> what kind of job
<cajuncook> veterinary ***istant
<El_Diablo> my suggestion is "don't"
<cajuncook> hah, thanks for the help
<El_Diablo> you don't really want to see animals in distress, do you
<cajuncook> it's an emergency hospital
<cajuncook> i wouldn't apply if i didn't know what i was getting into
<jpnance> so i think i've learned a few things this summer
<jpnance> 1. SQL
<jpnance> 2. SVG
<jpnance> 3. Javascript
<jpnance> 4. I'm not cut out to work for a big corporation
<Co-Op> #4 is pending
<jpnance> 5. J2EE blows
<El_Diablo> ok, well, I'll give you general advice, then
<El_Diablo> 1. be confident, but not cocky
<El_Diablo> 2. speak clearly and loud enough
<Co-Op> unless you know your **** like ken jennings
<El_Diablo> 3. don't fidget, even if you're sweaty


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