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<0> show me some love....
<1> know*
<2> hi Almo
<0> hehe
<2> hows live with Albany river rats
<3> go mavs!
<0> hahaha you know...just lovely!
<2> nice
<4> what it do
<2> where were you this year Almo89
<2> MIA apparently
<2> i havent seen you at all
<0> long ****in story
<2> in jail?
<2> are you back for good now?
<0> haha no no im a good boy
<0> broken foot and ****
<0> in and out of hte hospital often
<2> oh
<2> dexter
<0> and i was doing 11 cl***es instead of 10 in university and working a lot more at the university gym
<2> are you confident
<5> ducks in 7
<0> im off for the summer, but need surgeyr in a couple months
<2> lol
<2> oh
<0> cuz the gay surgeons didn't tell me it was broken til 7 months after hte injury
<2> ive been doing a lot of nothing
<0> hahah
<0> thats my summer so far
<5> .mlb sd
<6> STL SDG (BOT 4th)
<2> yeah
<0> i play in 3 baseball leagues with my broken foot
<2> my job sent me to take some cl***es in the fall
<0> in a tourny tomorrow..representing my friends company in a hr derby
<2> an i failed one
<2> hahaha
<0> if i win they get like an extra 3000 or osmething
<1> take some roids
<0> i played yesterday and was 3 for 4 with 2 bombs and a single
<1> and use a corked bat
<4> lol
<0> all kinds of sponsors are there to give away money and **** so they got me in there instead of all their employees
<2> marv albert
<2> YES!
<2> I RAPE WOMEN!
<2> YES!
<1> they brought in the ringer
<0> thats exactly it
<0> asked me to come in from halifax to do this
<1> personally i would bring in hot chicks with tight tank tops to impress sponsors
<2> anyone going to the phils-jays series
<2> ill be up in Toronto for that
<0> turns out i was in ottawa anyway, but ill get a cut of money i think
<0> i would love to go, when is it
<2> june 30- july 2
<0> i leave in july though :/ so i dunno if ill be around
<2> im bringing a sign
<2> FREGOSI: LEAVE MASON IN
<0> ****in worst 3 day stand ever...my gf comes up from hfx for her bday (my gift to her) june 27 - july 2nd
<2> nice
<0> then i go back with her to get a screw in the old right foot
<2> i broke up with my gf in december so now i do whatever i want
<2> and we lived together too so it was a fun last month
<0> hahah yeah the freedom is probably nice
<2> as you can imagine
<0> god i dont envy your situation!
<2> hahaha
<0> im gonna have fun at the airports now with this metal in me
<0> i just thought of tha
<0> t
<2> hahah
<2> theyll have to cut you open
<0> ive already had to drop my pants once...i'd like to keep it at that
<2> gay security guard?
<0> made me drop my pants cuz of my belt buckle for whatever reason
<1> just walk through naked
<1> they will understand
<0> hahah fat chick
<0> 60 years old
<2> same thing
<2> heheh
<0> haha same thing indeed
<7> anyone seen 'inside man'
<0> i was hungover too
<0> i stopped flying hungover after htat experience
<0> i was almost as uncomfortable at the airport with her feeling me up as i was when i had to get a hernia check done
<1> std checks **** to
<1> there are some places a q-tip shouldn't go
<0> HAHA
<1> the tip of your **** is one of them
<0> hahahahaha
<0> cant they do a blood sample?
<0> or is that only for certain ones
<0> ie aids
<1> only for certain ones
<0> i bet you they told you it would sting too
<2> no
<0> like your some kind of idiot
<2> they cant do blood tests for all of em
<0> we all know the size of hte whole and the diameter of a qtip
<2> there are symptoms anyway why test
<2> unless you have symtpmos
<0> yeah
<2> thats dumb
<0> makes sense..if youre penis is blistering why test..im sure htey know from teh symptoms
<2> hahaha
<2> just dont **** any whores and you should be ok
<3> qtip aint **** compared to a catheter
<3> count yourself lucky
<2> hhahah
<8> ohmygerber
<0> dude my dad had a catheter after heart surg and hes like that was more painful then the opperation
<2> for sure
<0> and the nurses just laughed at him
<0> i think he through a kleenex box at them or something
<2> my dad had that when he had back surgery
<2> they also cause UTI's too
<2> haha
<2> i work in the ER i know all about all this ****
<0> urinary tract stuff i hoep is a-okay in my life time
<3> ive had uti before
<3> kidney stones a few times
<0> jesus those are painful i hear
<2> they ****
<2> i had 1 in my lifetime
<3> kidney stones are insane
<0> i used to work in a vet clinic for 3 years in high school...helped with srug and ****..those stones are pretty ****in big
<2> they gave me levaquin i think
<3> imagine getting kicked in the nuts
<3> that kind of pain that shoots up your back
<3> and DOESNT GO AWAY lol
<0> **** guys im gettin woozy just thinkin about my **** being operated on
<2> hahaha
<2> that was the worst pain in my life
<0> can they get stuck while youre pissing
<3> lithotrypsy
<0> liek theyre not in your bladder
<3> they blast em now
<2> yeah
<0> get the tnt
<2> lucky the technology is as good as it is now
<3> but ive pissed some out and the feeling is wierd
<3> its like a faucet getting stuck midway
<3> and boom
<0> oh god really?
<3> and ouch
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