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<0> oilers idd
<1> hahaha
<1> go ducks!
<1> gotta root for the ducks
<2> haha
<2> are they even selling out this playoffs?
<3> **** the ducks
<2> go to game 7 of the cup final in anaheim and score the best seats in the house for 20 bucks prolly
<3> i hope the ducks lose in game 7 again
<3> and then both the niedermyers can go **** eachother in the *** in disapointment
<4> haha chandler
<4> suger please root for the oilers. thanks.
<1> Zipdot .. if i root for the oilers.. what are you going to do for me?
<1> i mean i'm only rooting for the ducks cause i like ducks.. *quack*quack*
<1> after all.. the beloved flyers are out of the season.. sooo
<4> who doesn't? there's a lot to like about ducks



<1> i know..
<1> they're cute
<1> an they make that quacking noise
<4> they have those webbed feet
<1> of course.. not to be confused with geese.. which are vile nasty little creatures
<1> an an feathers!
<1> don't forget feathers..
<1> feathers are nice
<4> geese mount each other a lot
<1> geese are mean
<4> they make a honking sound
<1> we have geese at the park across the street from my office.. and they ****
<1> they're man .. they'll chase you.. if you don't stand your ground.. little feathery bastards
<4> when i used to fish on a lake by my old house, the geese would follow me around, scaring away the fish
<1> they don't mess with me anymore.. one came after me.. and i turned around and chased it for a few hundred feet
<1> yea see! geese ****.. but ducks are cool
<4> i'm reporting you to peta
<1> so back to the original question..
<1> why should i root for the oilers?
<1> what's their mascot?
<4> it's always better to root for the underdog
<1> well i thought that WAS the ducks!?!@#%
<4> nah, they're the favoured team
<1> the ducks are?
<1> that seems kinda silly
<1> what's the oilers mascot?
<4> hmm
<4> good question
<4> i haven't been to a game in years
<1> well that's not tgoing to help my decision any
<4> i dunno if we even have one
<4> we have an oil rig that comes down at the beginning of our games
<4> if that counts
<4> anyway i'm glad to have you on board, you made the right decision
<1> are you serious.. their mascot is an oil rig
<1> okay.. i can't possibly root for an oil rig over a duck
<1> you're going to have to do better than that toots!
<4> hmm
<1> ok
<1> you think about that.. and i'll take my break.. kick some geese... and come back
<4> well.... the city of edmonton has a coat of arms and anaheim doesn't.
<1> you got about 10 mins
<4> okay, i'll think about it
<1> yes.. but it's canadian.
<1> so you're still going to have to do better than that...
<1> =P
<0> canada rocks dude
<0> and the got further in the world cup than the us :P
<5> hi suger
<4> an oil rig is actually a pretty cool mascot. petroleum may very well be the most important natural resource in history. oil was first extracted by the chinese during or before the 4th century CE. the first modern oil well was developed by a russian, and it began producing in 1858.
<4> petroleum is the basis for gasoline, which powers your automobile
<4> it is also the basis for many chemical products, including solvents, fertilizers, pesticides, and plastics
<6> damn there is a ****load of rain coming down now
<4> it has played a part in military strategies throughout the modern era. in world war 2, the soviet union sought to protect their oil fields from falling into nazi hands during the battle of Stalingrad.
<4> many countries have a strategic oil reserve in the event of war or loss of oil supplies
<4> oil will play a large part in the future of the universe.
<4> so you see, oil is better than ducks.
<7> yea....im still going for the ducks ahhaah
<7> ducks stick together!
<7> remember that
<4> without oil, we never would have been able to power the machines that build such things as space shuttles and televisions



<4> what the **** has a duck done for us lately?
<7> without ducks we would starve to death and not be around to enjoy the oil
<7> im a redwings fan by the way...just to keep the story straight
<4> the average foot item in america travels 1500 miles to get to our plates. how does it travel, you may ask? largely by oil-powered trucks and trains.
<7> well...ducks fly into my backyard
<4> without oil, you'd be shooting squirrels in your backyard for dinner
<7> thousands of miles
<7> also
<7> and i shoot them
<7> so
<4> without oil, your streets would not be paved
<7> without oil we wouldnt have cars which we wouldnt need paved roads
<8> God **** Sweden
<7> we could stick to cobblestone roads
<8> I hate Sweden, when Lundqvist doesn't play
<7> k> http://www.godhatessweden.com/pdf/050102.pdf
<7> rep- just for u
<7> hahah
<1> okay Zipdot ... did you come up with something useful?
<4> yeah scroll up
<4> totally
<1> hrmm
<1> still not more important than ducks
<1> sorry Zipdot .. back to the drawing board..
<1> Insider-X .. god hates canada.. shhh
<4> SPACE SHUTTLES AND TELEVISIONS, I SAY
<4> moon landing > ducks swimming
<7> Zipdot
<4> yessuh
<7> there's nothing more funnier than 2 mallards tryin to rape a female
<4> see that, suger? ducks are rapists too
<7> wait
<7> was i not supposed to say that?
<7> haha
<4> you're a rapist lover, suger, so i don't even WANT you to root for my team anymore
<7> haha
<0> lol suger
<1> uhhh Zipdot ..
<0> he doesn't hate canada, only the us does :P
<1> you can't rape the willing
<1> who's to say that female duck ain't enjoying the hell out of it
<0> its not rape, its suprise ***
<1> HA
<4> you support promiscuity among ducks?
<4> ***ual promiscuity*
<0> thats why the ducks always jump on the females from behind
<9> rohypnol!!
<4> promiscuousness*
<0> "SURPRISE!"
<1> Zipdot .. yes
<1> those ducks should hump until their feathers fall out
<4> that's a very progressive attitude
<4> are you some sort of communist?
<0> lol
<1> how is free *** communism?
<1> are you canadian Zipdot ?
<1> that's a very canadian thing to say
<0> lmao
<0> hahaha
<0> thats the second time you kicked me btw
<10> faggot
<1> is it?
<1> i don't really keep track of who i kick and how many times i kick them..
<0> well the first one wasn't out of the channel
<1> seems a little shallow
<1> oh.. well you deserved it
<0> :P
<1> that's what you get for making stupid people call my office and give me a hard time
<0> haha
<0> I'm european so that makes it worse doesn't it :p
<0> I'm not french though.
<1> hahaha
<1> european just means you're hairy.. and probably smell bad


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