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<0> :)
<1> go OV
<2> youll see 4-1
<2> like every cap game
<2> 1 for ao of course
<3> ill wire 100 dollars into ur SIA account if the score is exactly 4-1 ducks
<2> cause... last i checked all wash has is a goalie and a forward
<2> hah deal
<2> also
<0> 4-3,4-3,4-1 losses...their last three games...
<2> if the ducks win at least 3 face offs all game
<2> you wire 50
<2> k?
<0> so I'd rather say they'll lose 4-3 than 4-1.... more often
<0> *they
<2> hehe well one things for sure



<3> lol
<2> they give up four goals
<3> ok
<3> exactly 3 though
<0> hehe
<2> haha no i said AT least :)
<0> but tonight its only 3
<2> and you said ok
<2> before you made that rule
<2> !!!!
<3> this is irc
<0> because I said so
<0> :)
<3> not some legal binding contract
<1> I am a lawyer
<2> irc is our lives obviously
<1> I will hold you against your word
<2> this is as real as it gets
<1> an irc lawyer of course
<3> flad can i sue someone for driving to slow
<3> emotional damage
<1> of course
<1> why not
<1> its america!
<2> it depends
<2> what if you have someone dying at home
<2> and you cant get home fast enough
<2> to see them, and the person is ILLEGALLY driving too slow
<3> but u stopped and got the guys info to sue him
<2> which is against the law
<2> nah, just need the license
<2> get the info later
<0> haha I fooled someone to think that I was an irc cop, and he had violated an irc law....so cops would turn up at his house...and he believed me..even AFTER I had told him it was a joke...
<2> haha
<2> hes probably still peeking out his curtains
<0> hehe...
<0> the second time I told him it was a joke...he understood it
<0> and started swearing
<0> very much
<1> haha
<1> teh irc police
<3> my dad is a irc cop
<1> we should so bust up a channel
<0> probably realized he would get quoted on the internet
<1> when in doubt
<1> swear
<0> too bad its in norwegian and swedish, or I'd post the quote link here
<1> YOU LIE
<2> when in doubt
<3> LIE
<2> say qowned in all caps
<2> and leave the channel
<3> lie lie again
<0> who is telling lies ?
<2> how do you know if your lactose intolerant?
<2> would you have a bad stomach ache like... very quickly after having dairy
<0> drink milk and eat lots of bread
<0> await a reaction
<2> or could it be like 4 hours
<2> bread?
<0> you'd probably die...



<2> lol i think you just get 'rea :)
<2> maybe thats what happend to marc potvin
<2> he had a single slice of cheddar
<0> http://www.watchtower.org/library/g/2004/3/22b/article_01.htm
<0> "After a series of tests, she was diagnosed with inflammatory bowel disease (IBD)"
<0> haha that gotta ****
<0> toilet paper abuser deluxe...
<2> heh yah
<2> i think im lactose intolerant or something, i rarely have milk and i bought some and some cereal the other day
<2> and have been getting stomach aches ever since
<2> hmm
<2> maybe water or orange juice would be good with cereal hah
<0> hehe... my stomach is living a life of its own...always ****ed up... no matter what I eat, or if I don't eat anything at all
<2> i think your bulimic
<2> and trying to hide it
<2> "oops, my funny stomach is upset, time to throw up"
<2> "damn, lost another 3 pounds today!"
<0> hahaha...
<0> I'm not throwing up
<2> yah well
<2> i know what your doing than
<0> its just stomach aches... and lots air and ****... :)
<2> and its dirty, and humans dont do dirty stuff
<0> "****" as in stuff
<2> more like...
<2> brown urine
<2> ok
<2> next topic
<2> :)
<0> hehe
<0> bowel discussion on a hockey channel was a new one..but okay
<0> :)
<2> i just started reading about that lady in that article
<2> her dr is a moron
<2> he didnt know to ask her about her diet?
<0> hehe
<0> doesn't look like that
<2> youd think if you went to a dr and said "i have stomach problems all the time"
<2> the first think hed ask is what she eats
<2> hell
<2> she could have said "used baby diapers" for all he knows
<0> I don't know how it is where that doctor works...but here in Norway, they get paid per patient...so if a doctor is really cynical he doesn't treat them completely, but makes the patients return for appointment after appointment
<0> and get more paid
<2> well... i think it works like that in most places
<0> it really should be "get paid by patients cured"
<2> it really should be free from the gvt :)
<2> i mean... come on, health is health
<2> no one should die because they didnt have enough money
<0> gvt ?
<2> government
<0> ahh
<2> your taxes make the entire country work
<2> the least they could do is keep youa live to pay more
<2> it works for everyone
<0> hehe
<0> the funny thing is that Norway is rated as one of the richest countries....but really it isn't...the wealth is based on the big oil fund.... that no one in the country gets a penny from
<3> thats not funny
<3> itd be funny if they got richer from a video of a old man getting hit in the groin with a football
<0> we just pay more silly taxes... like if you have a car with 6 seats, you pay more, than if you have 9 seats... or something...don't remember how it worked... but it was really silly
<2> football in the groin, FOOTBALL IN THE GROIN
<0> funny as in, so idiotic and tragic you can't do anything but laugh at it
<3> lol
<3> its a not brainer!
<3> no
<2> haha
<0> groinball championship
<2> apparently its such a no brainer that your already on board :)
<3> lets just say it moved me...... TO A BIGGER HOUSE!!
<0> it moved me into the cellar
<0> because I don't know what you are talking about
<3> riznat does
<2> simpsonians
<0> haha crosby's whining about an elbow hit to lapointe
<0> who then discusses it with barnaby


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