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<0> my penis controls all penii
<1> skills
<0> much like the one ring controls the others
<0> in LOTR
<1> good thing they make batteries for my vibrators :P
<2> TIGR says skill's penis is like a burnt match....no use in it
<3> TIGR says skill's penis is like a burnt match....no use in it
<4> TIGR says skill's penis is like a burnt match....no use in it
<5> TIGR says skill's penis is like a burnt match....no use in it
<1> lol
<0> havent heard that insult before
<6> sometimes i feel like i'm reading the same line over and over again
<1> i have that same problem
<1> typically it's because skills says the same **** all of the time
<6> i think we just have a bad short term memory.
<0> no i dont



<1> yes you do
<0> no way
<6> i do.
<1> yes way
<1> skills
<0> ive never thought of becoming a pornstar
<1> admit it
<0> before this day
<1> you want to touch my peepee
<7> no i like *****
<0> you dont have a peepee tigr
<7> only
<7> thanks tho
<6> really? i've thought of it as a career for you lots of times
<6> well, probably closer to 0
<6> i'm awful at math
<8> accept that ****
<8> ..
<1> :P
<1> ambush, who me?
<8> no
<8> mbb
<8> i'll send to you too
<6> if it's survellance shots of me, i swear i thought that guy was selling me a watch.
<9> damn tigr is so slow
<9> :P
<7> send to mbbb
<7> plz
<9> its no big deal
<9> oh ****, wait tigr
<9> thats a nudie
<9> dont look
<9> !@#
<9> :)
<9> thats from me
<9> to you guys
<9> !@#
<7> oh **** yah
<7> now were talking
<1> lol
<7> do i need to take a picture of my **** :p
<9> hehe
<7> 44% THC cuts here
<7> retarded
<9> dude
<9> hydro
<9> mean anything
<9> ?
<9> :)
<9> my hydro.
<1> nope
<7> of course
<9> acceptr
<7> montreal has the finest hydro
<9> that on too
<9> heh
<9> i grow my hydro
<9> :)



<1> lol ambush
<6> hehe
<7> stems to small
<9> oh man
<9> thats a little nug from the bottom of the plant
<9> :)
<7> nice and bright tho
<7> i hate dark weed
<7> ohh
<7> time to roll one i guess :p
<9> heh
<7> i got some hash too
<7> morroc blonde
<9> hash is good on the top
<9> i think
<9> or mixed in
<9> :)
<7> i liek it mixed in
<7> i curr it
<7> crumple it or sometmies make snakes
<7> but snakes make runs if not properly rolled
<7> tigr
<7> fake a siezure
<1> my boss wouldn't buy that
<6> mix some drugs and cause a real one
<6> i got sent home once from work because my eyes were bloodshot. they thought i was too tired.
<1> i've had walking pnemonia
<1> and my boss didn't send me home
<1> they send everyone else but me
<10> MVP
<1> rip, yeah
<1> pretty much
<6> i've had a temp of 104 and was working. in retrospect, i probably didn't write the most logical code in that state
<11> you could always file for ***ual har***ment
<11> :P
<1> lol
<1> how so?
<11> file suit and say he grabbed your ***
<11> pull an "american beauty"
<1> lol
<6> hehe
<1> you know
<1> i could never do that
<11> ok then pull a "fight club"
<11> and punch yourself in the face in your boss' office
<1> lol
<11> and pretend he beat you
<6> or pull a "fear and loathing in las vegas" and do a bunch of drugs in the desert.
<1> lol
<6> it may not get you out of working, but at least you'll have a good time.
<1> lol
<1> i'm over due for a vacation
<1> last vacation i took was last Christmas
<6> you don't even need vacation for my plan
<6> in fact, you dont even need to leave work
<1> i've used all my vacation days
<1> as sick days
<6> :(
<1> for my procedures
<1> so i just need some time off
<6> at least you get vacation time though
<1> doesn't count as a vacation
<1> when you're hurting in bed
<6> in three years the only time i've gotten off i just didn't show up and later said i was sick
<1> i get sick days
<1> and 3 weeks vacation
<12> lil eazy-e gonna release album
<12> damn fag
<13> eh gads man
<13> school in t minus 6 hours
<13> ****
<13> I'm not sleepy
<6> you've no choice but to stay up now


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