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<0> is there any from Bosnia
<0> please
<1> this is not a chatroom
<1> type /list and look for one
<2> try #Bosnia
<0> so what is this
<2> #mirc
<0> where i can type in bosnia
<2> type: /join #Bosnia
<0> thank you man
<3> Come on then Osc, explain it.
<2> splain what sir?
<3> why you have _HE attached to your nickname
<3> are people confused about your gender?
<3> :o
<2> oh. some lewser is using the nick I usually use



<3> oh, so they are
<2> he is for he.net
<3> ic
<2> I'm also showing that nicks are now owned =]
<2> damn. not
<3> yes, but there is a certain level of "IRC elite" which should be exceptions
<3> me and you are a part of that
<2> hehehe
<3> SO KILL HIM
<3> :(
<2> /kill Mentality thans for holding my new nick
<2> =]
<3> /kill Osc learn to spell
<3> </cheapshop>
<3> shot*
<3> ;D
<2> yeah. where is that spell checker for mirc?
<3> If certain people controlled the development of mIRC, it would actually have one
<3> what a scary thought
<2> then people would want a breathalizer attachment to keep one from ircing drunk, or, at least, opering drunk
<4> how can i detect if im the last user on a chan, and so i can /hop it to gain ops?
<3> I guess, on *:part:#:{ if ($nick(#,0) == 1) { hop } }
<4> does it detect disconnects too?
<3> no
<3> it might actually be == 2
<4> because i have a chan with one bot. and sometimes the bot disconnects and reconnects and then something wrong happens, and i loose ops even if i was the last user
<5> I am Andre Brincat do U speak Maltese in here?
<3> no
<3> hrung (-:
<5> from which country r u ppl then?
<5> I am from malta and i need some 1 to work for me?
<5> ?
<1> how many ones do you need?
<1> get a couple of keyboard and rip the 1s off
<1> hint: there are two on each keyboard
<5> lets try one instead of me first.
<2> try #Maltese or #malta
<5> i got my foot broken because i was hit with a cannon shot.
<5> i need a replacement
<1> hah a cannon shot
<1> that's nothing
<1> imagine you were hit by a cumshot
<5> yes i am toor leader in a fort
<6> any mIRC coding questions allowed in here?
<2> TBNolan: yes
<1> TBNolan yes please
<2> lakilles2: try #Maltese or #malta
<6> whats the actual text of a notice represented by? $1-? i want to catch any notices and write them to a .txt file
<6> so i do an on *:notice:*:#: { /fopen file file.txt | /fwrite file $1- }
<6> but that must be flawwed logic because its not workin
<1> that only works on channel notices, you're aware of that?
<6> you mean if a user /notices me it wont catch it?
<1> right
<1> on *:notice:*:#: <- channel notice
<5> aw gencha can u pls!
<1> on *:notice:*:?: <- private notice
<6> ah, wonderful
<5> tell on which planet? town? city? country? I am in here?
<1> lakilles2 this is not ment to be a chatroom
<1> it's a support channel
<5> oh ok :)



<6> i want to append information to a file, how can i set the line pointer to the end of the file when i /fopen it?
<6> can i parse a piece of text that i've received from a variable like $1- and keep, say only the first two words?
<7> yes
<6> can you send me heading in the right direction to do so?
<8> $1-2 would be the first two words.
<6> oh awesome
<7> or just save $1 to one variable and $2 to another.. depends on what you want to do exactly
<6> on *:NOTICE:*:?: { if ( $1-1 == "Total" ) {
<6> does that effectively compare the first word of the private notice to 'total'
<7> you can just use $1
<7> and you can make a simple alias to check... something like /test { if ($1 == "Total") { echo -a yup } }
<7> or whatever
<9> dsghfui
<10> i agree
<11> what are yalls thoughts on leaving batters in or taking them out of laptops while using the AC power ? or do different brands vary?
<9> slicknick have you seen the macworld keynote yet
<9> im finding it impossible to watch this whole thing at once..i need to take breaks cause its just too much to handle
<11> no sir
<11> i spilled dip spit on my keyboard and now various keys dont work :/
<9> :(
<9> dude i really cant take it..the new ilife is making me breathe heavy
<11> i dont know wtf you're even talkin about :P
<9> www.apple.com/macbookpro
<11> damnit my left ALT key doesnt work and i keep forgetting...
<11> its a biatch to alt+tab now
<11> yeah sure if i could afford 2grand
<11> im not into macs anyway
<11> my dell should be arriving today
<9> watch the keynote
<9> the laptop part is like the last 10 minutes
<9> of the hour and a half of awesome :P
<11> bleh
<11> whtas the beginnign all about then
<9> theres a new ilife, so they updated iphoto, garageband, imovie AND they added iweb
<9> all with such crazy features
<11> <- dont do macs
<11> none of that turns me on :)
<9> not the point
<11> wtf is ilife
<11> i do itunes only :]
<12> hola
<12> hay alguien ahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
<12> ?
<12> '
<11> i need to take this keyboard apart and clean it i suppose
<11> errr
<11> wtf
<11> heh
<13> sup sir
<11> d00ds friend?
<13> err
<13> you don't remember me? :(
<11> hjaha
<11> just makin sure its you
<11> dude i aint been on irc much lately :/
<11> past 4 years actually
<13> hehe
<11> busy with baseball and school :|
<13> hehe
<11> gradgeating tho!
<11> haha er if all goes as planned
<13> awesome!
<11> then i have to figure out what im gonna do with my life !
<11> not fun EEK
<13> hehe
<14> ....
<14> .
<14> 33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
<13> Plan_B: we speak english here, not gibberish
<15> de donde soys?
<13> lagarto19: english mother ... do you speak it?


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