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<0> HAHAH
<0> no
<0> ur gay buddy
<0> im the winnar
<0> my back is on the fritz
<1> you whine alot
<1> dude
<1> you have more issues than playboy
<0> hm
<0> ur gayer
<1> so?
<1> you can't spell
<1> ****
<1> ur?
<1> you're you mean?
<1> :P
<0> I mean urs!
<0> niggle
<2> c0ck r0ck
<0> Have you ever had Osuimono?
<2> r3d
<0> helleewww
<2> why does dell take 1-2 weeks to ship a monitor
<0> wait
<0> I can tell you
<0> it takes 3-4 days to check the warehouse for availibility
<0> then
<0> once they DON'T have it
<0> they build one in China
<0> then ship it on a freighter
<0> to sae money
<0> then
<0> ups takes 4 days to deliver
<0> it takes the freighter the same amount of time to cross the ocean as UPS does to deliver
<0> WHAT can brown delay for you?
<0> And there you have it
<0> The perils of outsourcing
<3> r3d
<0> yessir
<3> freighters dont cross the ocean in 4 days
<3> lol
<0> sh
<0> i was tryin to exagerate how ****ty ups was
<0> ok ok
<0> it takes a day
<3> exagerate how ****ty your *** is
<3> ups owns
<0> it will be as soon as i drop the lunch load dood
<0> fedex pwns
<0> DHL is retarded
<0> r3dz crak shak is def. on the top of list
<0> btw UPS is gumped
<0> i deal with them regularly for business
<0> i'd rather talk to Fedex
<3> oh
<3> well
<0> Do retarded ppl have feelings?
<3> yes
<3> just retarded feelings
<0> happy thoughts?
<0> yay icecream
<0> weee
<3> well, oblivious
<3> i wouldnt call that happy
<3> if ignorance is bliss
<0> yay i get to sort gl*** by color in the gl*** factory
<3> then they are the happiest sons of bitches on earth
<0> hi
<0> im corky
<0> i sort gl***
<3> lol
<0> hahahahh
<3> i would never name my retarded kid corky
<0> you ever see that commericial back in the day
<3> thats like naming your kid "beat the **** out of me plskthx"
<0> corky from that retarded show
<0> hah
<2> heh
<2> sorr i was afk for a sec
<2> 3-4 days to check availability
<2> ...
<2> thats almost as gay as schizo
<2> almost...
<0> dood
<0> they are sooper gay
<0> they have their warehouse in TX
<4> whats almost as gay as me?
<0> and everything gets shipped from malaysia
<0> me
<2> dell
<0> er
<0> yeh
<4> i cant reach that level of gayness, sorry
<2> i thought they built all that **** in texas
<2> built to order
<2> noe?
<2> -e?
<0> hah!
<0> yeh right!
<0> its ALL outsourced mang
<0> ALL
<0> except gold tech support
<0> thats 800 a year
<0> americans
<0> everything else is India
<0> DOdodldoldlloododoodod
<0> play the flute
<2> well idon't really care if it's outsourced, i just wish they shipped faster...
<2> i call ibm and i can get a uber server next day
<0> yeh
<0> pay like 50 bux
<0> ur all good
<2> nono, it takes the 7-15 days to SHIP
<2> another 5 days for stupid brown to get it to my door
<2> make that 10 days
<2> cause their useless
<0> you know what they say
<0> brown is gay everyday
<2> outsourcing = not big deal to anyone. well, except customer service. because it's annoying trying to speak with someone whose 3rd language is english.
<2> as for asembling, putting **** together.
<2> every single part in your stupid computer is from south korea anyways
<2> i forgot what i was talking about because my tummy is grumbling
<0> MY COCK is bigger than korea
<2> you know whose even gayer than dell
<2> which is almost impossible to beat
<2> in the department of gayness
<2> GUESS ****ER
<0> well
<0> hp?
<2> CDW.
<0> haha
<0> they rip you the **** off
<0> everything is overpriced
<0> +taxc
<2> yep
<0> shipping is outrageous
<0> they claim
<0> b/c they manage your account
<2> their full of crap
<0> and take care of managing licenses
<0> QOS
<2> .
<0> etc
<0> fortune 500!
<0> hahaha
<0> i'
<0> ve gone through 3 account reps in 2 years
<0> they must fire them daily
<0> WE NEED MORE REVENUE
<0> ur fired
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