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<0> According to an interview with Steve Ballmer in Forbes, Microsoft is open to the possibility of filing patent suits against Linux in the interest of their shareholders. Ballmer said: 'Well, I think there are experts who claim Linux violates our intellectual property. I'm not going to comment. But to the degree that that's the case, of course we owe it to our shareholders to have a strategy.' Microsoft filed more than 3000 new applications for so
<0> yay
<1> wow
<0> yeah
<0> lame huh?
<1> forsure
<1> for i in "bill gates" microsoft "steve ballmer"; do echo "$i ****s balls"; done
<1> and thats all i have to say about that
<2> !gf BeAsTaH vs neph
<3> By results on google: neph beats BeAsTaH by 573,000 to 415!
<2> !gf God vs Chuck Norris
<3> By results on google: God beats Chuck Norris by 550,000,000 to 11,100,000!
<1> lol
<1> !gf vin diesel vs chuck norris
<3> By results on google: vin diesel beats chuck norris by 11,300,000 to 11,100,000!
<2> that was close



<1> very
<1> !gf gay vs lesbian
<3> By results on google: gay beats lesbian by 358,000,000 to 154,000,000!
<1> !gf anal *** vs sodomy
<3> By results on google: anal *** beats sodomy by 73,500,000 to 7,150,000!
<1> aww
<1> i was roting for sodomy
<1> rooting*
<2> !gf God vs 1000 Flaming homo***uals
<3> By results on google: God beats 0 Flaming homo***uals by 550,000,000 to 72,000!
<1> lol
<1> !gf god vs a
<3> By results on google: a beats god by 24,900,000,000 to 495,000,000!
<1> !gf god vs e
<3> By results on google: e beats god by 11,520,000,000 to 495,000,000!
<1> !gf a vs z
<3> By results on google: a beats z by 24,900,000,000 to 2,160,000,000!
<4> !gf advy vs beastah
<3> By results on google: advy beats beastah by 32,600 to 415!
<4> owned?
<4> !gf advy vs lesbian
<3> By results on google: lesbian beats advy by 154,000,000 to 32,600!
<4> !gf advy vs penis
<3> By results on google: penis beats advy by 62,500,000 to 32,600!
<2> !gf advy vs hismeat
<3> By results on google: advy beats hismeat by 32,600 to 466!
<4> !gf advy vs ****scock
<3> By results on google: advy beats ****scock by 34,000 to 2,140!
<4> !
<1> question
<1> i cant remember how to remove the motd entries in fbsd
<1> that are built in
<1> Need to do a search in a manpage or in a file you've sent to a pager? Use
<1> "/search_word". To repeat the same search, type "n" for next.
<1> -- Dru <genesis@istar.ca>
<1> ..etc
<1> **** has me stumped
<5> thanks
<5> why's the place +m ?
<6> they set that 2 days ago iirc
<5> wonder why
<6> !gf bluepunk vs BeAsTaH
<3> By results on google: bluepunk beats BeAsTaH by 1,710 to 415!
<6> HAH
<5> hah
<5> interesting
<5> !gf BeAsTaH vs mPulse
<3> By results on google: mPulse beats BeAsTaH by 147,000 to 415!
<5> muhahahaha
<5> !gf mPulse vs bluepunk
<3> By results on google: mPulse beats bluepunk by 148,000 to 1,720!
<5> oh well, i own u
<6> usuq
<5> 148,000 entries, wtf?
<5> dude, do u know anything about handbrakes?
<6> newp
<6> i dont have a car nor a license
<5> dman
<5> damn even
<7> hi all
<7> maybe a stupid question, but on microsoft exchange things i'm a totally beginner, i tried to setup a virtual smtp server which should forward mail to an internal exchange server, the problem is no mail gets at that 'internal' exchange server. Mail i send always get located in c:\inetpub\mailroot\queue... anyone a glance on what can be wrong (just ask for extra info)



<8> you're running exchange
<8> that's what's wrong
<9> not only that
<9> you are ****ing stupid\
<7> well i have a firewall with gfi mail essentials on and an internal sbs server
<7> the problim is ai all worked, but this morning suddenly it stopped forwarding mail from the outer the the inner box
<9> what type of chipset on the server(s)?\
<7> well both are hp proliant's
<9> there is a new bios update
<9> to address a problem with DST
<7> hmmz ... like a bios upgrade can correct software behavior ?
<9> yes
<9> because the bios is affecting how the date/time is calc'd
<9> and its providing incorrect values
<9> DST just starting switching over in Europe
<9> its a known bug
<9> a lot of people got hit
<7> wasn't dst calculated in software, like the bios only provides rtc time and software recalculates it to whatever timezone (with or without dst) is needed
<9> no, the bios actually holds the date.
<9> ...
<9> dude. I gave you the information.
<9> I have nothing further to add.
<9> Please take this up with your hardware vendor.
<9> tell you what
<9> if the BIOS upgrade doesnt solve your problem.
<9> We'll issue you a free XP Pro license.
<5> is that startkeylogger thingy still on the go?
<9> heh
<9> ask MrRick
<5> explain...
<9> you get MrRick in here, and I will explain all.
<9> and if you are not satisfied with the answer
<9> i will issue you a free XP Pro license
<10> bios affecting how the date/time is calc'd.... That's gold
<9> =D
<11> don't even talk about windows
<11> i'm about to start the first of 2 reinstalls :\
<11> and that **** takes forever
<12> ehhe
<9> Rez, a.k.a. K-Project, an experimental game for Sega and PS2 that earned notoriety for two reasons. First, its striking visuals can induce photosensitive epilepsy, so watch out. Second, and more importantly, the special version of the game in Japan offered a USB controller called the Trance Vibrator. This was not explicitly marketed as a tool for self-gratification, but nevertheless went where no gaming device had gone before...
<9> lol
<1> whats the vs thing again
<1> !gl you vs me
<3> Local searches should be the format of 'pizza near footown, bar'
<1> g something
<13> !gf terri vs neph
<3> By results on google: terri beats neph by 39,100,000 to 556,000!
<1> !gf you vs me
<13> =]
<3> By results on google: you beats me by 12,770,000,000 to 3,450,000,000!
<13> i am soooooo sad =\
<9> why so sad?
<12> she needs a hug
<9> what kind?
<9> why wont mrrick come back?
<9> DCC SEND Startkeylogger
<13> i took jenise to the airport today
<13> and im horribly sad
<14> linux
<13> rules
<14> microsoft is teh gayness
<9> hacker!
<14> apples are like super awesome
<9> I prefer oranges.
<14> M$ is for fags lol
<9> nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
<9> DCC SEND Startkeylogger
<14> those quuers at mac banned me
<9> no **** eh?
<14> said i wasnt drunk enough
<9> funny that.
<9> no
<9> but your low iq more than makes up for that.
<14> im sure your iq does make up for your incredibly small penis


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