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<0> hey guys... is there a way to do an auto response out of office message in outlook 2003 WITHOUT exchange?
<1> heh
<1> sometimes justice works in mysterious ways..
<1> Toronto The former Ontario provincial police sergeant who fired the shot that killed a native protester at Ipperwash Provincial Park in 1995 has died in a car crash in eastern Ontario.
<1> Police say Ken Deane's vehicle was struck by a tractor-trailer Saturday afternoon on Highway 401, near Prescott, Ont.
<1> The 45-year-old was pronounced dead at the scene.
<1> that **** is still going on to this day
<2> Car crashes?
<2> yeah, when will people learn :)
<3> !list
<4> [EFNet] [msg(jpres)] HEY WANT 2 CYBER?
<4> ] [msg(jpres)] GIVE ME ANAL
<4> [msg(Jpres)] NOWWWWWWWWWWW
<5> haha
<4> [JPres(JPres@24-217-214-131.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com)] you should probably see ox if you want anal
<2> lol



<4> [JPres(JPres@24-217-214-131.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com)] altho, I hear you better have a m***ive **** if you want to feel anything
<2> lol... in the words of Stewie Griffin to a Hooker: So, is there any tread left on the tires or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
<4> hahah
<1> <2> Car crashes?
<1> ahaha
<1> i meant the ipperwash ****
<2> i know :)
<1> :P
<2> That is karma, that's for sure.
<1> i bet dudley's family feels a bit better though
<1> all they need now is money from the ontario govt
<1> yup :)
<2> Yes and no. Yes becuase he is dead. No, because there was enver governmental justice
<2> Then again, they are spiritual, so that might be worse then him sitting in prision.
<2> Anyone big into poker?
<1> MONTREAL Hockey legend Guy Lafleur was used to taking knocks on the ice but wasn't ready for a robber's punch during a recent South American vacation.
<1> Lafleur, his wife and another couple were waylaid by three thugs on motorcycles a week ago in Buenos Aires, Argentina, as they got off a shuttle.
<1> The robbers attacked Lafleur's friend and went after his wife, grabbing a watch. Lafleur was also on the receiving end of a fist which gave him a black eye.
<1> "I didn't have any time to react before I got a ****er-punch in the eye," said the Hockey Hall of Fame player. "It was like one of the players from the Bruins.
<1> ahaha
<1> whatta perfect quote
<6> hola
<7> .
<7> oh sweet didnt timeout
<8> woooooooooooooooooooooooo
<9> god damn
<9> has anyone ever successfully added multiple ips to a jailed environment?
<10> wi ryguyBLSD
<11> after the 70-270 exam p***ed 5 days and i havent recieved an email from microsoft to register my mcp. how much time should it take?
<12> what do black people use to clean... bleeoochhh!
<13> In microsoft word whenever I highlight text and press the backspace key, it doesn't actually delete the text, it just puts the insertion point thing at the beginning of the text
<13> it uses to delete the whole block of highlighted text
<13> how do I fix my backspace key
<13> it only does this in MS Word
<4> i like how i looked at virgin mobile's prepay site yesterday and typed in the url for it.. virginmobile.com
<4> and now today in the sponsered links part of gmail
<4> there's ads for verizon wireless
<14> COCK
<14> BLOCK
<15> where?
<15> oh damn
<14> heh
<14> another monday
<15> fanks
<15> yes another ****day
<16> another ****y one at that
<14> makes me thinikg about the movie office space
<16> thanks advy
<14> np
<16> advy: exactly
<16> "did you, uh, get that memo?"
<14> wtf can't beastah get off his lazy hairy *** to add you guys tot he bots :P
<16> heh
<16> it's BeAsTaH
<14> pc loadletter
<14> wtf is that
<16> heh
<6> You know, I suppose I could do some of that if you wanted
<6> but I think advy fears my bot skillz
<14> do it then!
<6> because I at one point offered to throw a botnet up & ****.. when we were having troubles and... nadda



<6> and
<14> see
<14> that requires effort
<6> I've offered before
<14> on my part
<6> why would it?
<14> because i'd have to make our botpack less difficult to install
<14> it's a cut paste of 10 botpacks, with a custom installer
<14> which reuiqres 40 minutes of swearing
<14> 30 minutes of jacking off
<14> to install 1 bot
<6> your botpack accommodates a day when bots were far less accepted
<14> and to do the entire thing over from scratch with proper ****'
<6> would be easy
<6> seriously, unless
<14> theres 28 bots
<14> if i had to login to each one
<14> i[ll shoot blk in the face
<6> there's **** installed that does some really wierd ****
<14> nope, it's the fact that i'd have to start from scratch
<6> like. You have stuff to do m*** msging, share user files..
<6> and uhh/
<6> Heh
<6> bottom line
<14> dood, stfu, if i told you to redo the entire thing, you'd tell me to go **** a kite and kick me
<6> any large botnet will always be a pain to manage
<14> :D
<6> you know?
<6> I probably would
<14> i'd like to have one super bot, but figuring nothing stays online for more than 1 day
<14> except for advy69
<6> you know
<6> at this point, 5 would probably do it though
<6> or 10
<6> it's not like botnets can be used (or are) for nasty purposes anymore
<14> all my bots blow ****
<6> other than basic har***ment
<6> I for one hate getting msgs from 30 different clients at once
<6> Heh
<14> to be honest, i just like stealing all the chick names
<14> k?
<6> works for me
<14> wanna bot justice
<14> just to see how pissed off he gets
<6> hah
<14> i bet he shows up at my door 10 minutes later with a bat
<6> he'd get irate for 30 minutes and then play like it doesn't matter while secretly plotting your demise
<14> i know if you steal beastahs nick
<14> he calls you on your cell
<14> he just whispers
<14> 'i'm gonna use your mothers hair has a cum rag'
<17> what if he dont have your cell # ? :)
<6> he don't have mine
<14> i thought you guys talked all the time
<17> i keep it realer than rotoscope does
<6> 10:09:35 Keepnick: Now keeping BeAsTaH on [EFNet]
<17> heh
<17> 0227-11:11 Keepnick: Now keeping |eternal| on [EFNet]
<6> hah
<6> Irssi 0.8.9 (20031210) - http://irssi.org/
<6> this **** needs to be upgraded
<17> Irssi 0.8.10 (20051211) FreeBSD 5.4-STABLE i386
<17> yes, yes it do
<6> meh, it still works, and it's not my box
<17> i love my timestamp
<6> yes
<6> I like yours
<6> I do not like mine
<17> /set timestamp_format = %m%d-%H:%M
<17> there ya go |eternal|
<17> i like it cuz i keep like 10000 lines of scrollback
<6> you know tho
<6> mine wont change


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