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<0> what about poppy seed bagels like that seinfeld episode?
<1> yes
<1> they come up in urine as an opiate
<2> scum bag
<2> w00p
<2> anyone up for a few pints?
<1> sure, cmoe to minn
<0> **** i just woke up, im bout to get some life cereal
<2> have some life BEER
<2> BEER
<2> oh ya
<0> in time
<0> guinness for breakfast.. would totally work
<0> **** yes
<2> mmmm



<2> have beer
<2> or lager
<2> or stout
<2> bbl
<3> this is microsoft channel? whats going on here?
<2> no
<2> its not
<2> its a channel about beer
<2> do u like beer?
<2> we all like beer
<2> we all kill ppl for beer
<3> oh... cool im drinking becks beer at moment. i'm from germany... i'm mcsa nearly too...
<4> mmmm beer
<5> if you ate
<5> bacon and eggs
<5> every day
<5> do you think you'd have a stroke by the time your 40
<5> ?
<6> I'd vote yes.
<6> if you excersised and stuff though.
<6> I'd vote no.
<1> oh
<1> bitches
<1> no
<0> just depends
<0> some people eat bacon and eggs are they are severely overweight, and id vote yes
<0> some people eat the same foods and they just **** it all out
<1> exactly
<4> isn't like bacon and eggs the backbone of that atkins diet?
<4> or is it just meat
<5> ok, how about an asian guy who can eat 20 big macs a day and not gain one pound
<5> would the bacon and eggs diet kill him
<1> protien, 0 carbs
<1> no
<5> k
<1> well
<1> actually
<1> weight doesn't mean ****
<5> would my ultra metabolism
<5> no?
<1> get your cholesterol checked
<4> 20 big macs in one day = 0 protien / 100% cardboard burgers :)
<7> you'd get the mcpoo's if you are 20 big macs
<5> what if i had low cholesterol
<5> cause i do
<5> :\
<8> good:)
<1> then you are golden
<1> just get checkedc regularly
<8> lol, cholesterol in #microsoft
<5> i drink alot of water
<8> water is bad, it has acid!
<0> i always got something in my hand to drink.. all day, its hard for me to gain weight
<8> it was just a joke
<4> Did you guys hear that news about the mcdonalds fries...
<1> where in wi are you dan?
<5> yea



<8> whats the news?
<8> close to mil town
<1> ahh
<1> BReligion: no
<8> whats the good news about mcfrieswillkillyou
<1> I know they are working on a version of them that will actually REDUCE cholesterol
<4> sec
<5> well, as long as you drink water, eat vitamins, do some form of excercise
<5> ya'll good
<4> http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/02/19/fries.suits.ap/
<5> if your a fat *** clown
<5> that jacks it off to gay porn all day
<5> well then your on your own
<4> nah this was just about the content of the fries and people are suing them because they never said they used dairy in the making of their fries
<8> heh if they dont ask for the ingredients, they have no case
<1> what the ****
<1> I HATE THE US
<1> Nadia Sugich of Los Angeles sued Wednesday, saying she eats no animal products and would not have eaten the fries had she known they contained dairy ingredients.
<1> umm
<8> me 2
<1> is she not aware that the fries are DEEP FRIED?!?
<1> IN FAT
<1> I don't THINK they are deep fried in canola oil
<1> and
<1> dairy isn't an animal product
<1> it's an animal BYproduct
<4> hehe my favourite was the old fat black dude from the US who tried to sue McDonalds, Burger King, and Wendys for making him fat because they made him addicted to their food
<7> if you are vegan it is
<1> stupid ****ing jackoff whore
<1> no
<1> dairy is not an 'animal product' - it's an animal 'byproduct'
<4> lol
<4> go to the court case and throw french fries at her
<1> steaks are an animal product
<1> fur coats and leather are animal products
<1> some people just have NO ****ING BRAIN
<4> lol
<1> You know what I'd like
<1> I'd like to start awarding fully paid room & board to everyone who's ever sued anyone over something petty
<1> someplace...
<1> nice
<1> and then
<1> after like 10 years
<1> nuke the **** outta the place
<4> hahaha
<4> or...
<1> or?
<4> Start awarding the "You're a special Kind of Stupid" award to those people and send them a certificate and plaque, that they can hang near their settlement
<1> no
<1> not good enough
<4> The guy who sued because of the coffee that was to hot.... Special Kind of Stupid :
<4> :)
<9> was an old lady
<9> but yes
<5> if someone paid you 10K to **** a goat while someone filmed it
<5> would you?
<1> hmm
<1> maybe for 20
<1> maybe for 10, probably for 20, almost for sure for 30
<1> hi terri
<1> I love you
<7> its only a goat.. its not like you have to have a conversation with it
<1> so you are saying you would for 10k?
<4> cut : would you buy the goat dinner at least?
<7> i'll give it a tin can to chew on
<7> i can see this conversation going the way of jay and silent bob strike back
<7> where they throw the hippie out of the mystery machine
<4> hahaha
<4> cl***ic
<1> hah


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