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<0> where at? i'm hoping to move to sausalito at some point
<1> san jose
<1> not too far from there
<2> hey The CEO, type this -> !help
<3> i just jacked off. feel much better now. and more relax too
<2> or !Info
<0> oh yeah hah ok
<1> blk!
<1> how goes it?
<0> TheCEO: we got it. you learned how to *********e today.
<2> ok
<0> TheCEO: congratulations on puberty
<3> i jacke4d off. did u?
<2> i saw my dad again today.. haven't seen him since like 2000
<1> wow
<1> thats a long time



<2> yeah..
<2> and we've never really showed emotions to one another much in the past
<2> but when he came over the other day he cried a bit, because he was so happy to see
<2> me
<2> i've never seen him so happy before :)
<1> thats cool
<2> i'm gonna try to get out to BC to see him later this year
<0> ill go with ya
<2> so i can meet his wife and her son whom i've never met
<0> if you pay airfare
<2> **** you ingenio, all the BC weed in MINE!
<2> :D
<0> haha
<0> weed? i wanted to meet your dad
<0> its always been a dream of mine...
<2> if you can catch him
<2> he runs marathons :P
<0> if i lived in bc... well i don't think i'd run marathons
<0> maybe to the grocery store
<0> but thats about it
<2> if you lived in BC you'd be working your *** off just to make rent and buy food
<0> probably
<2> and you'll never live in a house there
<2> a small house there = $500k easily
<1> sounds like here
<0> so anyway i've got like 5 used hard drives lying around.. and im out of space on this box... on the drives and in the case for more drives
<2> heh
<2> you **** :P
<0> and these drives are 5+ years old. but they havent failed me yet.
<2> hah, old ATA :)
<0> haha yeaaah hah ones an ata 66
<0> but **** man
<0> ive also got a brand new seagate sata ii 160
<2> ata-66 is kinda new... i have one around here somewhere that is only 180MB
<0> but no sata controllers :/
<1> ooohhh
<1> sata2
<2> my first harddrive
<0> haha
<0> my monitor on this machine is aaalmost that old...
<1> I drive by a seagate office a few times a day
<0> a 17" NEC from '95
<0> <3 seagate
<4> does anydoy have msn live here that could give me an invite please?
<5> ok
<5> whats your email address?
<4> dead_fetus_on_tpast@hotmail.com
<4> thanx
<4> wait that wrong
<5> ?
<2> you need a social security number, not an email address
<2> ****ing patriot act
<4> dead_fetus_on_toast@hotmail.com
<2> dead fetus?!?
<2> wtf
<4> thats right
<2> do you support abortion?
<4> i dont know dont care
<0> im all for regressive abortion.
<2> that's exactly how Satan would respond!
<0> for example, i would abort tiimbo



<0> right now.
<2> go ahead :i
<4> do u have it thean?
<0> what do you want
<4> messenger live
<4> the beta verion
<0> we need your social security number to process an invite for msn live
<0> did we not tell you this?
<4> my friend got an invite of somebody
<4> off*
<0> well - to get an invite from Microsoft - we need your ssn.
<4> which is?
<0> social security number
<4> which is?
<0> oh hah you're from australia
<4> yeah
<0> in that case.. why the hell do you want to use messenger live?
<0> or ms* live?
<0> or * microsoft beta * ?
<4> to try it
<4> what cant u use it in australia
<4> msn messenger 8
<6> startkeylogger
<0> um
<7> anyone know how to enter m/s2.. like i mean meters per second squared. how do i get the 2 to be above the s in microsoft word
<5> carriage return mofo
<7> thean what?
<2> carriage return
<2> ahaha
<2> try using a different font for the exponent
<2> there are math fonts you can get that have exponents
<2> SEARCH GOOGLE.\
<2> what do you need acceloration measurements for?
<2> are you trying to build an anti-gravity device?
<5> too late mofos
<5> I already built one
<5> and patented it
<5> Im going to use it for good
<5> to raise skirts at will
<0> anyone seen that lazy sunday video?
<0> from SNL.. was ALL over the net for like a month
<0> nbc evidently sent letters to * .. the video is suddenly not to be found
<0> what a brilliant idea
<0> "people are actually watching a SNL skit.... ****! lets make sure they can only do it on nbc.com with IE 6.0"
<8> haha
<5> link?
<8> heya thean, ingenio
<5> hi
<0> hi
<5> hi
<9> hey guys, have any of you heard funny or hilarious sayings that you remember, just wondering?
<10> no one was quicker on that... wake up peoples.
<5> =/
<10> sup thean
<11> hi
<11> haha
<10> hiya justice
<10> ;P
<11> http://flickr.com/photos/justicenfa/sets/72057594069150174/
<11> I hit the autoshow
<11> that is my photoset
<10> OT still closed?
<11> ya
<11> I hope it stays like this
<10> no doubt ill be labelled in that mess
<11> keeps the packet kiddies out
<12> whats up bitches
<11> check the picka nicka
<12> what you been up to justice
<13> advscan ls***
<13> startkeylogger


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