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<0> welcome home thean
<1> WASHINGTON May 21, 2006 (AP) Prisons and jails added more than 1,000 inmates each week for a year, putting almost 2.2 million people, or one in every 136 U.S. residents, behind bars by last summer.
<2> yes, that makes me horny
<3> hi thean
<4> hey look, it's a sober justice with a lowercase j
<3> I found my laptop power supply
<3> haha
<3> dunno if I bitched here too
<5> bitched?
<2> oh ****
<2> here we go
<5> dood, you were wasted :)
<3> haha
<2> :D
<3> I know



<3> I got some girl's number
<5> i know
<3> I can't even remember what she looks like
<5> you called her james
<2> rofl
<3> what?
<2> james
<3> jen
<2> riiiiiight.
<2> it was james
<5> i know, but you had to correct yourself
<3> I wonder if I was drunk enough
<3> that I typed jim
<3> and just fumbled james
<3> wtf
<3> jm
<3> jim
<3> hahaha
<3> my hand is all swollen
<3> :(
<5> [03:05] <3> dyde
<5> [03:05] <3> I met some girl
<5> [03:05] <3> nakmed james
<5> [03:05] <3> no idae wtf
<5> [03:05] <3> she gaver me bher nm
<5> [03:05] <3> jen
<3> wtf
<3> haha
<3> nice
<2> hahahahahhahahaha
<3> you know someone is drunk
<3> when they type like that
<5> [03:05] <3> jens
<2> that's ****ing priceless
<5> [03:05] <3> ahha
<5> [03:05] <klb> james?
<5> [03:05] <3> Jen
<5> [03:05] <3> I
<5> [03:05] <klb> did you call her jimmy?
<3> you can't type like that on purpose
<5> :)
<2> bahahah
<3> irc is dangerous
<3> haha
<3> I have no idea how I got home from the bar
<3> when I left, or anything.
<5> here's the best part of yout drunken escapades lastnight..
<5> [02:59] *** cop_ (~COP@andersson.search.ch) has joined #microsoft
<5> [03:00] <klb> <cop_> bitch I just wanna drop you
<5> [03:00] <klb> <cop_> Mother****er.
<5> [03:00] <klb> that's not very friendly
<5> [03:00] <cop_> Shove the friendly 20gbit/s to your ****ing ***
<5> [03:00] <cop_> beeyatch
<5> [03:01] <3> stfu
<5> [03:01] <klb> that's like threatening me with rain
<5> [03:01] <cop_> are you his man-whore ?
<5> [03:01] <cop_> he-pimp ?
<5> [03:01] *** cop_ was kicked by justice (don't talk **** to tim)
<5> [03:01] *** cop_ (~COP@andersson.search.ch) has joined #microsoft
<5> [03:01] <klb> i don't own the network that i am using, so if you DDoS me you are affecting someone else
<5> [03:01] <3> tim is scared of ddos



<5> [03:02] <cop_> justice shut up you he-pimp
<5> [03:02] <klb> *shiver*
<5> [03:02] <cop_> Timothy shut your ****ing mouth.
<5> [03:02] <3> tim
<5> [03:02] <klb> *cry*
<5> [03:02] <3> show him the real be-pimp
<5> [03:02] <cop_> You two wanna get ****ing knocked out?
<5> [03:02] <3> asif you could knock me out
<5> [03:02] <3> on your best day
<5> [03:03] <cop_> bet me ?
<5> [03:03] *** justice sets mode: +b *!*COP@*.search.ch
<5> [03:03] *** cop_ was kicked by justice (try ****)
<5> [03:07] *** Disconnected
<3> hahaha
<3> he knocked you offline?
<5> and that's when i got a boatload of packets :)
<3> I was sticking up for you!
<3> weird
<3> I MUST have been drunk!
<5> it didn't matter, i knew that packets were coming regardless
<3> haha
<3> they came to me too
<3> but it didn't knock my box offline
<3> luckily I have a TB/m
<3> I just saw all the emails
<3> about the limit
<3> haha
<6> Lord Jesus have your way in this place. Use me for your Glory
<5> i only got it hardcore for a bit, then it slowed down drastically, but there was no reason to come back
<6> In Jesus name heal the sick in this place
<5> i was too busy
<6> Lord Jesus save the unbelievers from their sins
<3> did I do that drunk?
<6> Lord Jesus bring repentance to this place
<3> cuz I don't know how I typed so well
<3> haha
<3> .wz toronto canaada
<3> doh
<3> .wz toronto canada
<2> .wz 49001
<3> it's ****ing cold out today, eh tim
<7> Toronto, Ontario -- 7:45 PM EDT Updated: 7:30 PM EDT
<7> Temp: 46F/8C Windchill: 42F/6C Humidity: 76%
<7> Conditions: Overcast Wind: (WNW) 10mph/16kmh
<7> Kalamazoo, Michigan -- 7:45 PM EDT Updated: 6:53 PM EDT
<5> lol 8?
<7> Temp: 52F/11C Humidity: 50%
<7> Conditions: Partly Cloudy Wind: (NW) 14mph/23kmh
<5> it's very overcast here
<5> .wz sarnia canada
<3> ****ing jesse had the window open while I was taking a shower
<7> Sarnia, Ontario -- 7:46 PM EDT Updated: 7:00 PM EDT
<7> Temp: 52F/11C Humidity: 58%
<3> it felt like a hurricane coming under the door
<7> Conditions: Overcast Wind: (NW) 17mph/27kmh
<5> windy too :\
<8> .wz 78229
<7> San Antonio, Texas -- 6:46 PM CDT Updated: 5:53 PM CDT
<7> Temp: 91F/32C Humidity: 26%
<7> Conditions: Clear Wind: (SSE) 13mph/21kmh
<3> haha
<8> b;ej
<8> hahaha
<8> bleh*
<2> OMFG
<2> junee!!!!
<2> <3333333333333333333333333
<3> heh
<8> OMG
<8> SLAKKER <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333
<2> \o/
<2> :D


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