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<0> I show up late to work every day
<1> see
<0> haha
<1> that'd get you fired
<1> from a janitor job
<0> haha
<0> someone might PUKE
<1> don't put the mop bucket back where it goes?
<2> that'd be funny
<1> written up
<0> haha
<2> "I got fired from my sweeping job'
<0> "Where is that janitor right now"
<1> don't close the door to an office? written up
<0> "Jesse puked in Room 101"
<1> let that happen a few times - fired
<1> those jobs ****
<0> scrim
<0> were you a sweeper?
<1> no
<3> haha
<0> is this from experience?
<0> it's ok man
<1> but i talk to people :)
<0> we feel for you
<1> nah
<0> don't worry chris
<0> we don't think less of you
<1> worst job i ever had was bag boy when i was 16
<0> in fact, we think MORE of you
<1> ahah
<1> really i wasn't :)
<3> it's not like that at all...
<1> though being a bag boy was pretty much the same ****
<0> I worked as a stockboy at the bay when I was 14
<0> I got fired
<0> because I didn't care
<0> haha
<1> yeah
<0> actually
<0> they didn't give me my new hours
<0> hahaha
<1> i've only been fired once, and i sorely deserved it
<0> and I just never went back
<3> my friend thats a foreman for PCL construction can't give out 'reprimands'. cause he says they'll lynch his *** and bury him under 50 feet of cement.
<0> well I was a kid at the time
<1> heh i wasn't
<3> he gave one guy **** for taking too long of a lunch break
<0> construction is pretty elite
<1> i was a better worker when i was a kid ahaha
<3> and they wouldn't let him into the site the next day
<1> i was never fired from any of the stupid jobs i had as a kid
<1> from paper boy on up
<0> when I worked for epson
<0> I never really showed up to work
<0> and when I went
<0> I didn't do anything
<0> my buddy horace missed one day and they wrote him up, final warning
<0> hahaha
<0> I laughed so hard
<0> I worked like 5 days in a month then just quit for a better job
<3> i worked for this communications company when i was a kid, they wanted me to find all the names of all the VP's and CEO's of this gigantic *** list of comapnies, so they could send a inviation to them all for some kinda dumb**** event.
<3> i made up 80% of the names
<3> :D
<0> hahaha
<0> when I worked for sprint
<0> I changed someone's billing name
<0> he was like Ho Cheung
<0> I changed it to Ho Mo
<0> their next bill would have gone out with that name
<0> haha
<3> i wish i still had access to 411 records
<3> you wouldn't believe the ****
<3> they got on you
<3> :o
<3> they even record what high school you went to
<0> haha
<0> what??
<3> seriously mon
<0> 411 the place you call to get phone numbers?
<3> yeap
<0> weird
<3> they are basically department of records
<0> "Give me the number of someone that can give me rich"
<0> hahaha
<3> hehe
<0> er
<0> get me rich
<0> haha
<3> hehe
<3> did you see in th enews
<3> the grand idiot of iran
<0> the badges??
<0> haha
<3> wants all jews to wear badges
<3> hahaha
<0> yeah
<0> jew badges
<0> jewbadges.com
<0> I bet it exists
<0> oh wow it doesn't
<3> it ****s
<3> more than scrims mom
<1> ahah
<0> No match for "JEWBADGES.COM".
<0> >>> Last update of whois database: Fri, 19 May 2006 11:32:04 EDT <<<
<1> christians too
<0> haha
<1> probably hindus or budahists if they have any of those
<3> the iron shiek
<0> they ge ta different badge
<0> the jew badges are smaller
<3> i don't get how iran
<3> is so ****ed up
<3> even though tehran is pretty damn nice
<0> india is ****ed up too
<3> dood i've been to dehli
<3> not the same at all
<0> ****ed eh
<3> india = 1 city block = awsome, looks like toronto
<3> the rest of it is kids running around wearing rags
<3> cows
<3> sand
<0> yeah
<3> thats it
<0> ****ed up
<0> cows on the streets and ****
<0> indian dudes I work with tell me about all kinds of crazy **** there
<3> my best buddy at work is indian
<3> his last name is 'manwhore'
<3> no lies
<1> cause cows are holy
<0> yes
<0> holy cow
<0> hahahaha
<3> i'm serious
<1> **** we let Hummers run around on the streets
<1> is it any worse?
<1> ahahah
<1> manwhore?
<0> no not really
<3> yeah
<1> that's funny
<0> cows are better for the environment
<3> manwhore
<1> poor guy
<0> no way
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