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<0> ahah
<0> was it broken because you were trying reinstall linux on the gateway machine?
<1> later
<2> the old gw is dead
<2> so this new one i got takes 10 mins to boot because it's old
<0> still it just sits there
<2> and then linux starts up ok
<2> yeha
<2> the door made the gw break
<2> stupid door
<3> hah
<3> cut, this is my formal notice of intent that you may use the name William when referring to me if you are comfortable with that in the future.
<3> also
<3> as an update
<3> the fat woman that works where I do, once again smells like a nasty inneffective baby-powder smelling douche
<3> dirty woman smell



<3> dirty FAT woman smell
<4> In MS outlook I set a rule to move email based on subject, but the email keeps going to the junk folder and the rule isn't working then. How do I stop that?
<5> hahahhahaha
<5> omfg
<5> http://dump.doomtech.net/skeez9.wmv
<5> the japanese are messed.
<6> safe for work?
<5> well
<5> its censored
<5> and a news article
<5> its questionable
<5> but not hardcore
<5> or anything
<5> I would view it at work
<6> it's blocked at my firewall
<6> hehehe
<5> its a must see
<5> I can dcc it to you
<6> sure
<3> hi
<5> hi
<6> sorry
<6> hehehe
<5> ?
<6> FGUCK YOU THEN
<5> ?
<6> I'm okay
<5> you're not going to accept?
<6> I did
<5> oic
<5> no workie then
<6> 12:24 DCC no file offered by thean
<6> weird
<7> lol
<7> crazy japanese
<7> i can see beastah doing that
<6> 12:25 DCC can't connect to 70.48.104.133 port 1024
<7> "WHO WHAT?!? I just had *** with a GUY? AWESOME!"
<6> is that the TV show where they give head
<6> then, 1 girl wins a ****in?
<6> 12:25 DCC can't connect to 70.48.104.133 port 1024
<7> no, it's about a japanese show where a guy has anal *** with some woman, recorded on camera
<7> but what he finds out afterwards is that she's a post-op tran***ual
<6> ohhhhhhh
<6> I've seen that
<6> and he's all happy
<5> wer eyou the star?
<7> and everyones 's all like "ahahaha"
<5> if so, which?
<6> I was the heshe
<5> hah
<6> naw, that **** is messed up
<6> that'll get someone killed out here I think.
<5> yeh
<7> it wouldn't happen over here because over here you can't put stuff like that on television
<5> can you imagine?
<7> well
<7> we can put a puppet show about talking dildo on tv though
<7> :i
<5> what?



<5> once in grade school, I got sent home for calling someone a dildo
<7> there was a show here that consisted of 2 dildos dressed up like people.. a married couple
<7> it was like a puppet show
<7> bleh
<7> stupid bots
<6> what show was that blk?
<6> =]
<6> I dun remember anything like that
<7> i forget what it was called
<7> heh, i do
<7> i remember seeing it at my friend's all the time
<7> bleh
<7> i'm trying to find info on the web but i can't find ****
<7> i forget the name of the show :\
<5> you know
<5> I've put some thought into this
<5> before i sleep with a girl ever again
<5> Im demanding a birth certificate
<5> this includes my gf when she gets back
<6> lol, why?
<5> on account of that jap video
<0> ahaha
<3> Hah
<6> hahahaha
<6> nice
<5> maybe even a full mri exam, since birth cert's are easily forged
<6> put two fingers inside her, if she yells...she's too young.
<6> if she asks for more.
<7> ahaha
<6> she's old.
<0> he's worried about her being a tranny
<0> not 16
<5> yeh
<5> wtf
<6> fair enough.
<7> and if she says "stroke me off".. run
<6> lol
<5> hahaha
<6> listen to him
<6> "oh baby, gimme a bj"
<6> get out.
<7> ahaha
<8> omfg The Crying Game
<0> ahah
<0> just date her for a month
<0> if she doens't have a period
<0> beware!
<8> she's either a guy, or pregnant
<8> in either case..................
<0> yeah
<7> what if all she has is an ovarian cyst which can mess up menstruation?
<7> you could be p***ing up a good time
<8> yes, but you could be p***ing up penis
<7> (or getting ****ered into banging a tranny up her ***"
<7> )
<8> exactly.
<5> again
<3> If she gives a good b/j who cares!
<5> with that solution
<5> its too late
<7> there has to be a certain balance though.. otherwise you'll start looking at all women as being trannies
<7> next thing you know... you're GAY!
<3> hey
<3> if (s)he looks like a hot chick
<3> who cares
<3> if (s)he gives great blowjobs.. then I emphasise that. "WHO CARES"
<3> as long as you don't have to give her head back
<7> it's a lot easier being a fireman, then drinking from the firehose, right? :)
<0> ahah
<7> here... lemme put out that fire in your eyes
<8> and if it's BeAsTaH, who cares?
<6> amen.


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