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<0> cut
<0> **** you
<1> ahem.
<1> mmm
<0> :o
<0> there's this account services guy at work
<0> who thinks it's funny to sit on a project for 2 months then lay it all on me with 3 days left
<1> maybe you should 69 him
<0> negative
<1> oh come on
<1> be a man, use your hand.
<0> that topic ****s



<1> uhh
<1> i dont see you offering anything better
<1> its a lyricals
<1> i red them the uther deh
<2> [15:34] <6> http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=582
<2> that ****s old
<0> hi bootedcat
<3> jo
<3> hi
<3> what
<0> a/s/l
<3> male!
<3> ......
<0> 14/f/lovescum
<3> .......
<0> ............
<3> china has blocked hotmail (live.com to be exact) for many days
<3> guess in how many days there will be a resolution
<2> oh well **** china
<2> we dont give in to the demands of terrorists
<3> arpa good
<0> i wanted to go see the da vinci code this friday
<0> but the critics ssay it ****s
<4> I hear it ****s
<4> yeah
<0> do i a> go see it
<0> b> jerk off
<0> c> jerk off
<4> do like me
<4> d> jerk off
<0> well my friday is spoken for
<5> jerking off?
<0> well, they said the story was decent, like the book, they didn't chop the good **** out
<2> i also vote for a jerking off
<0> but the acting = gay
<0> but it's tom hanks
<0> and he's always ****ed
<2> but personally
<2> i vote for jerking off WHILE watching the movie
<0> so could it be actually that bad
<4> tom hanks hasn't always ****ed
<0> the man with the red shoe?
<4> he was good in forest gump and philadelphia
<2> tom hanks is a good actor
<2> he's better than... THE ROCK
<0> the man that lost the red shoe
<0> i can't remember that movie
<0> yeah, forest gump was good
<0> jamaican bobsled team > *
<0> :P
<2> hah
<2> yea that was a funny movie
<4> oh that guy
<2> but i'd take chris farley over john candy
<4> the fat one?
<0> chris farley just got annoying
<2> nah
<2> his movies always made me laugh



<4> you know who owns both of those together?
<4> another dead guy actually
<4> william conrad
<2> and his snl skit van down by the river
<2> owns
<2> to this day
<0> i kinda miss phil hartman too
<2> i cant picture a face to william conrad so he ****s
<0> or whatever his name is
<2> phil was good too
<2> i dont think ive not liked any of the comedians from snl
<2> most of the ones on madtv **** *** tho
<0> i like the old schoolers from snl
<2> its like a show of the people who got rejected from snl
<2> chris rock, phil, adam sandler, farley
<0> yeap
<0> and even the old old schoolers
<4> adam sandler ****s
<2> seems like everybody from the original crew made it into the big leagues
<0> and amazingly
<2> if he ****s so much why do so many people like him?
<0> almost all of them are alive and in shows lately
<0> except chevy chase, cause, who the **** has a first name chevy
<2> heh
<2> alot of his movies were pretty funny tho
<0> he was the ****
<0> but he didn't have the energy that s martin, martin s, eugene levy, etc
<0> cause their all still trying to make movies
<0> and he's somewhere smoking crack with his bitches
<0> which is what i would do too
<5> hah
<0> He was replaced by Bill Murray, who got into a legendary backstage brawl with Chase moments before Chase's scheduled 1978 hosting stint on SNL. Witnesses report that Murray initially provoked Chase about his "hated" status on the show, leading Chase to make fun of Murray's bad skin condition (comparing it to the surface of the moon).
<0> This in turn inspired Murray to mock Chase's marital troubles, saying "Why don't you **** your wife once in a while? She needs it." The two men were pulled apart by Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi, who some credit with riling up Murray in the first place.
<2> rofl
<2> thats ****ing great
<2> wow
<2> the ****ing wind is going insane
<2> tree thats like 4-5 stories up is ****ing blowing around like its a blade of gr***
<2> i think this is a perfect time to go ride the quad in the street
<2> weeeeee
<6> pz
<0> i hope it doesn't rain this weekend
<7> .wz Toronto Canada
<8> Toronto, Ontario -- 4:49 PM EDT Updated: 4:07 PM EDT
<8> Temp: 54F/12C Humidity: 94%
<8> Conditions: Light Rain Wind: (SW) 18mph/29kmh
<5> .wz 49001
<8> Kalamazoo, Michigan -- 4:49 PM EDT Updated: 3:53 PM EDT
<8> Temp: 54F/12C Humidity: 54%
<8> Conditions: Mostly Cloudy Wind: (NW) 24mph/39kmh
<7> kalamazoo ?
<5> KALAMAZOO
<7> what kind of name is that for a city/town ?
<5> f u...they made a movie with that title
<5> hahah
<7> did it ****?
<5> haven't seen it
<5> sounds like it probably did
<5> the plot didn't sound interesting
<5> you didn't hear about the Kalamazoo Promise?
<5> was on national news I believe
<5> http://www.kalamazoocity.org/portal/index.php
<5> actually a pretty cool deal
<5> can't believe the amount of money the people who donated must've dumped and will continue to dump into it
<5> alright I'm getting the **** out of here
<5> I paid my dues at work today
<5> have a good evening folks
<0> are you guys gonna get that fios verizon shi
<0> :o
<0> 30mbps for 179.95
<0> you could download the intraweb in days!


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