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<0> :)
<1> i wonder what their definition of thorough is
<2> i hope some tards join and ask some MS questions soon. #politics makes me feel like i'm listening to two scripts argue
<0> a late night search of the watergate hotel
<1> i thought it was something like 'hay steve did we give up information to the NSA' 'I don't remember, maybe, not sure'
<1> then the PR team put out a statement
<0> How.To.Do.Everything.With.Microsoft.Office.Excel.2003
<0> ahaha
<0> 1/2 the people that come here for help should get that
<0> so they'll stfu
<0> :)
<3> they'll be like "how do i open this file"
<3> wont be able to read it
<4> "doubleclickonme.exe"?
<2> how bout we compress some lame txt file using every format we can find and see who we can get to work at it the longest
<4> hah
<2> and if anyone is retarded enough to get all the way to the txt file, it can say GO GET ****ED
<1> you may create more questions
<1> 'does microsoft support the .rar format'
<1> but good idea, it will keep terri busy for days
<2> hours of entertainment!
<4> I have it tar'd gzip'd bzip'd
<4> I can zip it
<4> but I don't have rar
<4> and there's a few other formats I don't have
<4> oh wait
<0> i only use rar
<3> pirates use rar
<2> ace!
<3> errr yaaar
<0> i have 7zip, but only because it's not compatible with the others, and once in a while some dildo uses it
<3> haha
<2> i have power archiver
<2> coz my lil bro told me its the bomb
<0> winrar can uncompress ace
<2> but he never supplied me with a cdkey so i always have to wait 5 seconds then hit OK
<2> there should be a multiple volume archive at some point, dont you thihnk?
<0> o yeah.. i have to wait 30 secs everytime i use FlashFXP
<1> everytime you say coz ircn beeps
<3> what ver power archiver?
<1> and then i realize you are not talking to me
<0> because i'm on day 1414 of my 30 day evaluation
<0> :D
<3> 21:20 <Serve02> *** [Page 1/13] Found 61 matches for 'power archiver':
<4> coz__:
<4> COZ
<1> it got blocked
<4> ****
<4> oh
<1> hold on
<4> readme.txt.tgz.bz2.zip.rar.exe
<2> rofl
<1> send it again
<4> effective
<4> I turned a 1k file into a 65k file
<4> Heh
<3> throw in a .tar.gz
<3> wait nm
<2> .ace !
<1> blah
<2> multi volume .ace !
<2> .a01 .a02 .a03
<1> i still cant get it
<4> wait
<1> .exe gets blocked by alot of irc clients
<4> http://www.electricgod.net/images/readme.txt.tgz.bz2.zip.rar.exe
<4> you can turn it off lanuj
<4> lamuh
<5> theres this girl that i like and the girl likes me.....alot........but, whenever i hang up the phone with her, i start feeling very agitated. i want to call her, but, i just called her 5 mins ago so i have nothing to say. so how can i resolve this issue?
<4> uhh
<3> just call her up
<1> no
<4> lame sarcastic ***
<1> you need to download this
<3> and make some breathing sounds
<3> and then hang up
<4> blerad: you're not funny
<1> since when did #microsoft become #loveline
<4> I have a feeling this comes from someplace
<1> yeah
<1> the answer to resolving your issue is to upgrade your bios
<4> it seems very personal
<1> so you dont bitch up around women
<0> yes
<0> upgrade your bios, then go jerk off
<0> then call the girl back and tell her you jizzed all over your KB
<4> baby was a virgin, that's what she said...
<4> hah
<1> if she knows what KB is and doesn't make fun of you....shes a keeper
<2> call her and tell her what you told us
<5> ok
<2> if she cares more than us
<5> stfu
<5> all of u
<2> you're perfect for each other
<0> don't you come in here and tell US to stfu!
<0> this is OUR channel
<5> uhm
<5> ok
<4> so I gave her some henessy an she gave me some head
<5> i am just very agitated
<1> blerad: how about you dont STFU when you talk to a girl on the phone?
<5> right now
<2> how bout you ask your mom for your balls back
<0> so go and jerk off to some japanese anime fetish porn
<0> and leave us alone
<4> hah
<0> i bet he's loading up the anime right now
<1> i should have sent him the file
<1> so he could get to the txt 'go get ****ed'
<0> while he prepares for a bios update
<1> it would have helped him
<4> hah
<1> that file is the answer to all problems, im convinced
<2> :D
<2> feel free to include my email address for any questions on how to go about getting ****ed.
<4> Entertainment is changin', intertwine it with gansters
<4> In the land of the killers, a sinner's mind is a sanctum
<4> Only you're unholy, only have one homey
<4> Only this gun, lonely, cuz don't anyone know me
<4> But everybody just feels like they can relate
<4> I guess words are a mother****er, they can be great
<4> Oh, they can be great, or even worse, they can teach hate
<4> Its like kids hang on every single statement we make
<4> what's yourt email?
<2> i'm not sure which email to give
<2> i should make a fwd quick
<2> coz i dont want some ****tard having my main one, its my real name which according to a background check i did when i worked collections is only used by one other person in the united states.
<2> i'm going to go ahead and remind everyone i'm retarded at this point...
<4> just shut up and give me a ****ing email address
<4> that the world will see
<2> can you just link them here instead
<2> http://gliz.resync.net/images/retard.jpg
<2> can we get a tinyurl? hang on
<4> no
<2> http://tinyurl.com/qkvj6
<6> bill
<6> did you listen?
<6> the first track
<6> SKY
<6> is good
<4> it's in que
<2> do tinyurls expire?
<6> hehe
<4> ok
<6> I'm getting a tan
<6> haha
<4> jap.tar?
<6> yeah
<6> haha
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