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<0> mmm
<1> mmm
<1> onkey.
<0> rawr
<1> is that chocolate
<0> o.O
<2> faginas eh
<0> mangina
<0> do yo like mermaids?!?
<0> are you a merman!
<0> anyways, i gotta show you guys this picture i got from a friend on vacation
<0> they paid someone to take em shark fisihing



<0> fishing
<1> shark fishing ack
<0> well, shark fishin, marlin fishing, big *** ****ing 1000lb fish fishing
<3> if it isnt involving nekkid girlboobies i dont care ;<
<0> how about him beating the **** out of a shark with a paddle?
<1> nice
<0> you know when you went salmon fishing with ur dad when y ou were small
<2> lol
<0> and they whack the fish on the had
<2> steve msg's me on msn
<0> head
<2> "i got the best weed man"
<0> with a small bat
<3> boobies
<0> i guess they do the same for sharks
<0> :P
<0> cause they ****ing freak out in the boat
<2> **** you
<2> i'll cut your fingers off
<1> **** you
<2> SEE THEM?
<2> gone
<2> no more type
<2> er
<1> I see them
<2> typing
<1> and they are typing!
<2> god
<2> damnit.
<1> the 1 was your knife
<1> you have no knife now
<2> ohohooh what do u know
<2> my knife's back nig
<2> ITS BACK.
<0> .
<2> fine
<0> ..[nikki(dcc)] [14:16] (Chans: Total-2 Locked-0)-(Uptime: 168dy2hr39min)
<1> that's a long uptime
<0> think she needs a reboot?
<0> :\
<0> whats the longest idle time you've ever seen
<0> on efnut
<4> **** yo
<1> hmm
<4> that uptime almost matchs my erection durations
<5> lol
<1> I've seen 200 something I think
<5> efnut
<1> I had something idle for 100 something before I think
<5> o. n/m



<4> i've seen
<4> nah nothing
<0> 100 hours?
<0> thats all?
<6> gtg
<6> later
<7> hehe
<7> i've had like 2 months
<7> until the server died
<8> heh
<8> my record idle time is like 118 days
<8> on redcoat's box of course :)
<8> only reason it wasn't up longer is because he had to disconnect the box to move it to a new location
<8> it was up for like 380 days or something
<8> and had to rebooted back then because of a serious kernel exploit that was found :i
<9> woo just finished writing this vb app that sends emails to a list of cell phones
<7> hehe
<9> "hey i got a new phone. hit me back 612-xxx-xxxx"
<10> We had a vms server up for like 600 days before.. oh how i tried to sneak a client on to that puppy :P
<9> the list of phone numbers is randomized
<9> so the kids phone is gonna blow up "hey who is this? you got a new phone?"
<11> can u email for free to mobile numbers
<11> ?
<5> yes
<5> but receiving email is not free
<5> on the mobiel
<9> some providers have free incoming msgs
<11> hah
<9> it only sends 10 txts per minute
<11> sell the app to mobile telco's
<11> get them to hit their own customers, make a mint outta it :p
<9> they probably can do that with an everyone@ list address
<9> rather than some crappy vb app
<9> i just want to blow up this kids phone because he owes me $$
<9> or have everybody else blow it up for me heheh
<9> i'm ddos'ing his phone hhaha
<11> blow up his phone?
<10> cut: who's the provider?
<9> i dont know what provider the kid is on.. but i'm sending 100's of txt messages to tmobile customers
<11> what u should do is make a virus for his phone that randomly rings expensive *** chat lines
<9> i'd probably need physical access to the phone then
<11> and all these ppl are gonna txt him back?
<9> and learn another language or two
<9> all these people are gonna call him back
<11> where there's a will there's a way..
<9> i'm sending txt's to random people that say "hey i got a new phone. call me back 612-111-1111"
<10> cut: and you are donig this from your own box? :P
<9> sure
<11> thru a proxy.....?
<9> i'm only sending a couple hundred
<9> the most tmobile will do is block my ip from connecting to their mail server
<9> i would need an open mail relay to try and hide myself
<10> what you could do... is see if tmobile's text message web page will take post data.. then write an asp or php page to dump the data onto it and submit...
<10> that way the orign address is from tmobile :)
<9> this origin address is from hey@callmenow.com
<9> and you can see email headers on a cell phone
<9> cant
<10> but with your host ip address in the message header
<10> hrmm
<9> there are no headers.. if somebody sends an email to your tmobile email address, tmobile sends you a txt message from phone number 501
<9> with to: from: subj: and the message
<9> 6121111111@tmomail.net


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