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<0> yo
<0> anyone here have a cd key
<0> universal
<0> for all windows of windows
<1> i do
<0> wat is it
<0> ?
<2> so do i
<0> wat are they
<1> we can't tell you
<0> why
<0> ?
<1> we're sworn to secrecy
<0> ?
<2> we all have master keys
<1> they'd kick us out of the club



<0> add me on msn liveordie@hotmail.com
<2> scrim we're thinking bout kickin u out for even talkin that much about it
<1> see
<2> shivy123, wanna join the club?
<0> yes
<2> ok, how old i ur pc?
<0> my pc is sick brand new
<2> kewl
<0> so am i in club now
<0> ?
<2> reboot it, and go into the bios thingy at the start and print out the results then come back in here. Dont ask aany more questions, if u cant do that simple task, u do not deserve the key
<2> now go
<0> sry
<0> i cant
<0> im on pc 24/7
<0> i can advertize you guys
<0> etc
<2> a little hint first, update the bios first, always helps
<0> bro i dunno hwo to do dis sry
<0> i can only advertioze you guys adn stary ehre liek 24/7
<2> why would we want to be advertised? i mean, we're a secret club like, we hardly want everyone knowing our secret
<3> Sir
<0> oh
<3> You will need to have an updated bios for our master keys to work.
<0> how do i update my bios
<2> where did u buy ur pc?
<0> its manually made
<4> 'advertise you guys'?
<2> by who?
<4> wtf does that mean?
<3> This is due to prevent "unexperienced" users from using one of your so called master keys.
<4> you want to promote us like we are boxers?
<0> lol
<2> thank you for clearing that up bluepunk my good mate
<2> shivy123, who made the pc?
<0> i did
<0> me and my friend
<2> and u dont know how to update the bios?
<2> my god
<0> na i dunno how mny mate did most work
<2> i guessed that
<2> blk!!!!!
<4> :D
<2> that could have been fun!
<3> hehe
<2> shivy123, what make is ur bios?
<4> don't ask him that, he doesn't know.
<2> find out, goto their site, select your motherboard, download the latest patch for the bios, and then apply it. all instructions will be on the site
<3> shivy123: When you can show me a screenshot of your up to date bios I'll provide you with a key.
<4> if he had the intellect to understand things like that he wouldn't have joined here for any purpose
<2> i think i said that already like bluepunk, get with the program like dude
<0> i have an asrock motherboard
<4> asrock?
<4> lol
<3> Oh sorry.
<4> who the **** is that?
<0> P4S61
<2> ***-rocks?
<3> We at microsoft dont support AS-Rock
<0> fsb 800mhz and ddr 400
<2> we do support ***-rocks tho



<2> and anal probes
<4> yeah, no one supports bottom-of-the-barrel unknowns
<3> AS_rock is low budget ASUS
<3> And ASUS is low budget anyway.
<5> damn
<4> what chipset does it have??
<5> why not just call your company MAINBOARD
<5> MAINBOARD P4S61
<4> i'm gonna go aheah and guess SiS
<4> since they are usually the cheapest
<0> wait up
<2> shivy123, press and hold your alt key, and then tap the f9 key, then, still holding the alt key, press f4
<2> then print the reply in here
<2> did it work?
<3> shivy123: if you manage to find a correct bios by the name of 1d-10t then we can help you further.
<0> one sec
<0> it says you wanan exit mirc
<2> bluepunk this will get the bios output from inside his current windows, didnt u get the memo?
<3> you might be more lucky to search for 1d1ot though.
<3> mPulse i wrote that memo
<2> ya press ok then when the screen test goes red press your print screen key
<0> i diud what you guys set tapping F9 and **** but some thing came up saying you wanna close mirc
<2> bluepunk, u wrote it? nice use of the word sodomise in it
<3> I thought so
<3> hehehehe
<2> oh the fool
<2> wat a muppet
<3> [23:15:45] [@bluepunk] you might be more lucky to search for 1d1ot though.
<3> 1D1OT
<2> heh, noticed that
<4> it's people like him why we have a conservative govt in canada right now
<4> :\
<2> anyway
<2> anyone have that l2m virus?
<2> pain in the ***
<4> Remains of the ancient Maya culture, mysteriously destroyed at the height of its reign in the ninth century, have been hidden in the rainforests of Central America for more than 1,000 years. Now, NASA and University of New Hampshire scientists are using space- and aircraft-based "remote-sensing" technology to uncover those ruins, using the chemical signature of the civilization's ancient building materials.
<4> heh
<4> i wonder if they'll be able to uncover anything before the mayan calander ends in 2012 :)
<6> exactly how long does a 4.4gig rar file take to extract?
<4> on my system about 2-3 mins
<4> depending on the compression level if any
<4> and where i extract it
<6> its saw 2 :)
<4> ie, a diff drive
<6> its done good
<6> good, its done ****in dyslexic
<4> dyslexic?
<6> its where words come out in the wrong order
<6> same content, different deliverance
<4> i know what it means!
<4> i'm wondering why you thought that what you said first was an example
<2> my god is ur dog
<4> "it's done, good." is just fine
<4> you just needed the comma
<2> norm_, whats the relevance of 2012?
<6> its the end of the world, as predicted by a bunch of nutcases?
<6> look up 2012 on wiki
<4> and when i say "KILL!" the hand of God comes out of the sky
<6> its when the pale horse comes, whos riders name is death
<2> aic
<2> like 2000 then
<2> and all those other yrs
<6> nah 2000 is different
<6> people thought blackouts were gonna cause disease and bring along the apocolypse
<6> nostradamus thought hister would bring about the end of the world, modern historians think he meant hitler
<6> not directly, but indirectly he could of influenced events that would lead to the end
<7> bah to Nostradamus
<2> and the riders whose name was deaths horse wudnt be able to come along cos it was due shots in the vet but cos of the 2k bug and the vets pc ****in up the vet killed the pale pony instead of givin it somethin for its bad breathe....
<6> i just bought a book about him yesterday hah
<7> you can interpret his stuff to mean just about anything
<6> it was 4.99 at barnes and noble
<2> hey kim
<6> ya well revelations isnt hypothetical?
<6> metaphorical i meant


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