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<0> put it in the cup instead of your pee
<0> problem solved
<1> Urinato.. ahahah
<2> if my marks are good enough, and I get a good enough LSAT score. that combined with my experience should get me into law school
<3> then you put water in the cup too?
<1> is that made by Mr. Roboto?
<0> what?
<0> no
<2> and then I can become and M&A or IP lawyer.
<2> and buy small countries
<0> it's made by Spectrum Labs
<3> thats the dried stuff right?
<0> no
<3> ah
<3> gotcha
<0> it's a bottle of fake pee
<2> DONT DO DRUGS
<3> then you get your whizinator
<1> <0> put it in the cup instead of your pee
<1> <0> problem solved
<2> [04:20] <2> DONT DO DRUGS
<1> that will only work if the people doing the tests don't care too much
<1> or the people paying for it want it done cheap
<3> the last one I took they didn't really care
<3> just told me I couldn't run water until I gave them the sample
<1> they could do a cell matter test on your urine and it will come back short.. proving you faked it :\
<2> we dont have drug tests in canada.
<1> yup. because canada rules :)
<2> we live in a free country =)
<1> you better ****ing knock on wood
<1> because that's changing :\
<3> heh
<2> no its not
<2> and if it does
<1> wanna bet?
<2> I'll move to euroland
<2> heh
<3> thean'll sue em!
<2> yeh, I wanna bet
<1> the courts, just today, said that national security trumps liberty
<2> I know.
<2> I still want to bet.
<1> in order to PRESERVE liberty
<1> whatever the **** that means
<2> I understand.
<2> I still want to bet.
<1> what are the stakes? :)
<3> what are the odds?
<2> hmmmm
<2> my MBA tuition.
<3> -1.25
<3> -1.5 ?
<2> oh odds
<2> not stakes
<2> who cares about the odds, I'm confident I have a 100% chance.
<3> and what time frame?
<1> odds are bull****.. no one knows the future.. odds are just an opinion :P
<2> well
<2> I start my mba in 2 years 3 months.
<3> thean
<2> so by then.
<3> err
<3> blk
<3> he is 100% sure
<0> nothing is 100%
<3> you can swing the odds to your favor!!
<2> hahah
<1> well, then we'll have the last laugh if he ever fails :)
<2> TAKE THE BET BITCH
<2> $81,000
<0> you should take some math cl***es while you're in school learning to sue people because others can't spot obvious dangers
<1> you can swing the odds to your favour, but only in certain respects, and only a certain ammount
<1> but usually the odds are always against you
<1> unless you have nukes!
<1> :D
<0> or you're superman
<3> ha
<0> superman > nukes
<3> to the sun!
<1> i have some kryptonite in my pocket for that fag!
<1> BRING IT!
<1> or do i?
<1> what are the odds of that?
<1> :P
<3> exactly
<0> i friend of mine pointed out that superman is the lamest superhero ever, as that he is so incredibly omnipotent that if he fails to win in the first 10 seconds of any conflict it can only be by stupidity
<1> lol
<1> i kinda have to agree with that :P
<0> yeah
<1> i mean
<0> i'd never thought of it before
<1> he's super fir christ sak
<1> e
<0> but it's totally accurate
<1> that's why i like batman WAY bette
<1> t
<1> er better
<1> because he's just a man
<1> that's tough
<0> i should mention this same friend is getting a PHD in physical chemistry
<3> no super powers
<0> ahah
<1> well, why the **** doesn't he hang out here?
<0> i don't know
<0> he's not on irc too much
<1> o wait.. no one getting a PhD would come here
<1> :P
<0> ahah
<0> he would if i invited him i suppose
<0> never occured to me
<1> well it should have... only smart people allowed here
<1> well, sort of smart people ;)
<3> heh
<3> I guess there are a few of us that are exceptions?
<3> =p
<1> well, i think the issue here is more of rationality and integrity, not intellect
<0> REWIND
<1> wtf
<1> scrim's mom bought him hooked on phonics!
<3> maybe he will get us copies!
<1> ahaha
<0> hawqd own fonqes warked for mii!
<1> that's so funny.. because one thing i've NEVER seen on ANY torrent site
<2> I need that **** to study for the verbal section of the gmat
<1> or even usenet, or anywhere else for that matter :P
<3> um, you've been looking?
<1> i'd download that in a hreatbeat
<1> just for laughs
<1> ahah, you don't need to look
<1> torrent sites with RSS feeds is like going to the library and imbeding the whole card catalogue into your brain :P
<1> i'm writing a tcl right now.. just updating my old code..
<1> but i wanna write a script to store RSS feeds from torrent sites
<3> damn
<3> it's expensive
<1> yeah, they only want money on blind promises
<2> I want a script that converts my text to be block rainbow coloured characters
<1> that's why they made fun of it on southpark :P
<1> back in like the 4th season
<1> Hooked on Monkey Phonics
<1> and the monkey killed kenny :P
<3> yeah
<3> spelling bee right?
<1> yup
<2> hi
<3> they just showed that one recently
<3> hi
<1> HELL-****INg
<1> O
<1> really?
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