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<0> wow
<0> not too much talking since i left
<0> i really keep this place together, don't i?
<0> and when i'm gone you people are NOTHING
<0> :)
<1> i gotta go watch 24, suggest yall do the same
<2> I HAVE ANOTHER****ING AUDIT NEXT WEEK
<2> FFS
<0> what are you trying to avoid taxes?
<0> what kind of a ****ing citizen are you?
<0> :X
<0> http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20060213.gtmyspacefeb13
<0> er
<0> http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20060213.gtmyspacefeb13/BNStory/Technology/home
<0> people need to start making URLs simpler like they used to be :\



<3> bi ****
<3> kldsjf;la
<3> no ****
<3> never****ingmind
<2> for work blk
<2> audit at work
<2> where is scrim, is he online yet?
<3> oh
<3> because *I* am not GOOD ENOUGH?
<2> hi bill
<3> scrim scrim
<2> you are not 'attentive' enough.
<2> ;p
<3> oh
<4> bam!
<3> good point
<4> i have adddddd
<0> it's because.... you know... you're like... uhm
<0> ****.. how do i say it...
<0> YOU'RE A FATTY!
<3> I KNOW
<0> :D
<3> God blk, I love the **** outta you
<3> pfft
<2> =\
<3> You don't love me for who I am
<2> what do i love you for then?
<0> i keep telling you dood, chick will never love you.. they'll just love your ***
<2> your vhosts? irc clout?
<3> IRC fame
<3> exactly
<2> !
<2> caught me.
<2> ;p
<0> :P
<3> and the fact that I'll let you use a strap-on on me
<3> err
<3> I mean
<2> whoa
<4> ack
<0> ew
<3> I DID NOT SAY THAT OUT LOUD
<3> none of you saw it
<4> one in the pink, one in the stink
<3> just /clear now!
<0> i can understand a girl wanting to stick a dildo up a guy's ***...
<3> Hah
<0> but a strap-on?
<0> that's just ****ed up
<0> that's like a girl wanting to be a guy
<2> i dont have to strap it on!
<0> that can't afford the surgery
<2> but just in case i want to
<4> testrogen, look in the mirror and cry
<2> i have options
<3> WAIT a minute
<0> i never said you did
<0> if you did have a strap-on.. i'd ban you :P



<3> blk
<2> hahaha
<3> it's okay for a chic to stick a dildo in a guy's ***, but NOT if it's strapped on?
<0> if the guy consented, i guess
<0> i don't meddle in other people's business
<3> blk if you did have a strap-on.. i'd ban you :P
<0> otherwise i'd call for the nuking of japan and germany.. fallowed by anyone else that makes ****ed up porn
<0> :P
<3> of course NOW the wifi goes buggy
<2> lol
<4> i wonder if strap ons have any stimulating effects for the giver
<4> vibration perhaps
<3> prime: probably depends
<0> they could be made too
<4> that could be my million dollar idea if not
<0> for instance, i could manufacture a strap-on that gives the wearer a 300,000+ volt electric pulse
<0> how's that?
<0> :)
<3> go to the AVN convention this fall in Miami and find out
<3> err
<3> is it Daytona?
<0> or maybe a large dose of heroin
<3> I know spring is LV
<0> you can do anything when you put your mind to it
<3> so
<3> anyhow
<4> one day i came home and found dildos in my dishwasher, now i hand wash all my plates and cups
<3> how can I be attentive to you this evening dearest Terri?
<3> uhh
<3> prime
<3> WTF?
<0> dildos in the dishwasher? what are you making porn?
<3> WHAT
<3> THE
<3> ****
<6> i didnt know dildos were dishwasher-proof
<3> now we do
<0> i've seen back-stage porno stuff where they used a dishwasher to wash dildos
<3> WHY. no.. more importantly WHOSE DILDOS were in the DISHWASHER?!?
<0> but that's all it was used for
<0> i think
<0> i hope
<0> otherwise *barf*
<0> but only if the dildos were up someones ***
<4> supposedly, "the top rack is the best way to clean them"
<0> because otherwise.. what's the big deal
<3> prime
<3> WHOSE dildos?
<4> my reply was "get them ****ing things out of my dishwasher"
<0> i mean, i'd go down on women.. which is the same thing, no?
<3> blk: yes
<4> this girl i was sorta with
<3> prime: were they in her ***?
<0> but dildos in the dushwasher that have been up someone's *** is like tossing their salaf
<0> er salad
<3> let me rephrase
<4> i hope not, im not up for toys
<0> and salad wasn't meant for dishwashers
<3> had they been previously in her ***
<4> but i bet you yes
<3> oh
<3> then gross
<4> she liked it in the butt
<0> who cares!
<3> I've never met a girl that LIKED it there
<0> is she hot? :)
<4> she was a ****ing beast
<4> no, she was ok
<0> like.. a linoess beast... or a rinocerous beast?
<0> lioness
<3> hah
<3> like a big fat cow-beast
<3> with gnarly warts
<4> had that puertorican bubble but, her only gift


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