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<0> big boy doing phone taps
<0> im good
<0> :)
<0> thats why i said **** nero
<0> for now
<0> if your horny
<1> you need something to do tomorrow night while you drink anyway
<0> lets do it
<0> my saddles waitin
<0> ride my pony
<0> lol
<0> nite
<1> night
<2> with terri
<2> we should go to bed



<2> OH
<2> I should paste the logs of my cyber*** today
<2> but I don't know the URL
<0> with advy?
<0> haaha
<2> it was with 2 guys, they thought they were pulling a fast one.. meanwhile, we were laughing our ***es off
<0> .me turns down speakers
<0> BLAH
<3> evening folk
<2> then at the end they were like "We're 2 guys" and I was like "
<2> WE KNEW"
<2> "YOUR GAY"
<2> they were all "You took it in the *** though" and I'm like, "Yeah, buut YOU were the one with the "strapon" giving it to me.. who's more gay now?"
<2> ****ed them up
<2> hey whitey
<2> wigger
<2> get out
<4> http://members.tripod.com/~SSBob/doomrock.mid
<5> micro****!
<6> HEY
<6> :D
<5> im going to make u a custom vhost
<5> akill.got.microsoft.dd0sed.net
<5> or
<5> akill.got.microsoft.fuqed.net
<5> lor
<5> or!!
<5> microsoft.suucks.com
<5> u pick
<5> lol
<6> i like the last one
<5> ok ill set the a record
<5> and ask for ptr
<5> give u bnc tomarrow
<6> it's short & sweet, and gets the message across
<6> nice
<6> :D
<6> for that, you get ANOTHER +v
<7> :O
<7> another?
<7> CRAZY
<7> you're on thin motha****ing ice
<5> [] dns: attemping to resolve... microsoft.suucks.com
<5> lag check: 0.051 secs.
<5> [] dns: microsoft.suucks.com resolved to... 70.87.96.167
<5> [] dns: attemping to resolve... 70.87.96.167
<5> [] dns: 70.87.96.167 resolved to... 167.70-87-96.reverse.suucks.com
<5> give it some time
<5> hehe
<5> msg me ident u want
<6> what shell company are they on
<5> eshells
<5> i own my own company
<5> but i can t admin my box atm
<5> my fiance is in hospital
<6> ohh
<6> that must be the cool new nissa box
<5> rissa
<5> yea
<6> rissa?



<6> lsd said it was nissa
<5> larissa is her name
<6> word
<5> o well
<5> pm me a login
<5> ill give u a shell
<7> o_O
<8> HELLO
<8> GOD MORNING
<7> hi2u
<9> hrm
<9> whose awake
<9> i know one of you buttmonkeys is
<10> ZZzzzZzzzZz..
<9> slakk
<9> ban zilya21
<9> [10:34] -Zilya21- DCC send LoveMe.rar (69.197.164.203)
<9> -
<9> [10:34] DCC Get of LoveMe.rar from Zilya21 incomplete (00:00:03 0.00 KB/Sec)
<10> too late
<10> haha
<9> oh man, 2mins later ;P
<11> If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
<11> smoked.
<12> they had Chuck Norris toiletpaper, it wasnt a hit, cos it wouldnt take any ****
<12> hehe
<13> anybody with an xbox awake?
<14> holly crap people talking..
<15> http://www.livescience.com/animalworld/060111_ap_cyclops_cat.html
<15> ^-****ed up
<16> aye, I saw that yesterday
<15> it looks like a small white monkey in the photo
<14> ewwww
<14> what's worse is if he's unhappy and wants to kill himself he has to do it 9 times
<14> anyone here know how to cute a hangover?
<14> cure
<15> 9 turns of a blender will fix that
<14> ?
<12> best way to cure a hangover is to continue drinking
<14> not an option... i have work
<14> in fact... my shot gl*** actualy says avoid hangover stay drunk...
<17> yep
<14> me and my shot gl*** have lots of memory together...
<17> or take pain killers
<17> memories
<14> tried that one
<2> hah
<2> <jd3o3> a friend of mine said he just got an email that said "DRUG REHAB" and that he was afraid to open it
<2> <jd3o3> so i said
<2> <jd3o3> "careful, that could be the new SOBER worm"
<17> o man.
<2> Hah
<2> <Sceptic> I am not going to argue mideast history and politics here. I have better, more useful things to do--such as draining the ocean with a spoon.
<2> <David> Just out of interest, where will you be putting the water?
<14> ok i think i cured it
<2> <conrailto> any German speakers here?
<2> <issq> i own a set of harmon kardens
<14> do you just past random conversation?
<14> paste
<14> crap i can't type
<14> damn the headache is back
<14> is there an #hangovers-help?
<2> sometimes
<2> and no
<14> respectively
<15> is it just me, or are bots + spam getting worse?
<15> seems bots are joining here in droves now
<14> just you
<2> pretty much
<2> and yet
<15> and the random spam i get to my domain names seems to double every month
<2> ban limits remain low


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