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<0> steve
<0> verizon lied about fixing my line.
<1> otherwise if you loaded up / with 1,000 files and no index.* what file would the browser choose?
<2> dude
<0> phones STILL go out when it rains
<2> the browser doesn't choose ANYTHING
<3> blk: the browser doesnt choose
<1> k, gotta go
<3> the web server says
<2> hahah
<2> god
<2> he wont' admit he's wrong
<2> haha
<3> if i have a matching document for my index/default, i will serve that
<4> ok i've moved onto an autoforwarder
<2> exactly



<3> other wise i will display a directory listing
<2> anything you stat in the conf
<3> IF the server allows directory listing
<2> it could be tsc.tsc if you wanted
<3> if it does not.. errors out.
<2> it will give a forbidden error
<2> 403
<4> i tried the DirectoryIndex index.swf thing, and i got jibber btw
<2> ahaha
<2> you set it as a mime type?
<3> with a mime type for .swf?
<2> haha
<3> okay I'll just stop
<3> since we're echoing each other
<4> no, gimme the code thingy to do that
<2> you can keep going I'm at work!
<3> AddType
<4> ..?
<2> apache?
<4> yup
<2> ****
<4> i've cpanel axs
<3> AddType application/x-shockwave-flash swf
<2> I KILLED MY SCP
<3> i believe
<2> jesus
<2> ****
<3> ctrl-c? :P
<2> Coheed.tgz 43% 42MB 34.5KB/s 27:22 ETA
<2> I was trying to create a new screen window
<3> hahaha
<2> then realized I was in the wrong terminal
<2> heh
<2> :(
<2> it was going so slow too
<3> mPulse: if it doesnt let you modify server config.. try putting that in your local .htaccess file
<2> maybe it got the tgz headers and i can get some mp3s out of it
<2> oh ****
<2> I didn't gzip it
<2> no wonder it's so ****ing big
<3> bwahaha
<4> where will i stick it in, before or after the DirectoryIndex index.swf part?
<4> i'm thinkin before, right?
<3> sure
<3> shouldnt matter really
<3> but do that just to be safe :)
<4> hrm
<4> that mime-type was in already
<4> with extension swf
<3> well.... here's the thing
<3> i know blk mentioned embedding in your index.html, and you may want to do that since its a flash
<4> autoforwarder
<3> if you dont have a LOCAL mime/file type ***ociation, it may prompt for download, or present garbage
<2> yeah
<4> i used this....
<4> <META
<4> HTTP-EQUIV="Refresh"
<4> CONTENT="5; URL=autoforward_target.html">
<0> **** U!
<4> but it wont forward to a swf



<3> well.. again, you may want to just embed.. since you're loading the plugin with the embedded object
<5> wow its tsc
<5> HE TALKS
<3> if the client machine doesnt know what to natively do with an swf, you may not get intended results
<3> apparently i do after a year or however long its been :)
<4> w0w
<4> tsc, it worked
<3> ;)
<4> i stuck the mime-type in the .htaccess, then used the autoforwarder to the index.swf
<2> heh
<4> .htaccess was using index.html which contained the forwarder
<4> before i had the mime-type in .htaccess, it wouldnt forward to index.swf
<4> so, all's gravy now
<2> oh you're not the server admin
<2> I'm surprised you could even do that
<2> must be set to not hold back .htaccess stuff
<4> its a reseller acc
<3> AllowOverrides must be set :)
<3> echo echo
<4> so no, not admin
<2> yeah
<2> I can't run a site without being root
<2> feels wrong to me
<3> i should see if i still have any shells
<3> doubt i do
<4> hah, doesnt work in firefox
<4> tries to d/l the file instead of open
<4> oh well
<4> embed it is
<3> i told ya.. :)
<3> (tsc) if you dont have a LOCAL mime/file type ***ociation, it may prompt for download, or present garbage
<2> yeah
<4> i missed that part
<6> I ****ing hid my cigarettes
<6> and cant find them
<6> and I'm tanked right now too
<6> so i really need em
<6> hahahha ****tards
<6> I found them
<2> haha thean
<6> I just drank a bottle with some chick that called me out of the blue.
<6> ex's best friend
<6> uh oh
<6> hahah
<7> does anyone know why when i print a border using Microsoft Word the bottom part of the border is missing?
<6> dude
<6> you type fast
<6> wtf
<6> what technique do you use?
<7> dont type fast
<6> I didnt
<6> hahaha
<6> I just called my ex-ex-ex gf a bint
<6> now she's asking for a definition
<6> hahha
<6> I said "I dont know ask justice!"
<6> she's like
<8> heh
<6> "wtf you on?"
<8> it just means shes a girl
<8> lol
<8> a low gl*** girl at that
<8> cl***
<2> hahahaha
<2> I love that
<2> thean you rule
<6> are you saying I date low cl*** girls?
<2> a bint is a cunt
<2> it's an insult
<2> low cl***, sure, but as an insult
<1> a bint is a whore
<8> it also is for a low gcl*** girl
<6> im a bint!


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