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<0> In the study, automated chat-bots and human researchers logged on to chat rooms under female, male and ambiguous screen names, such as Nightwolf, Orgoth and Stargazer.
<0> lol
<0> the people running those bot are ****ing stupid then
<0> they should be spamming male screen names because it's mostly men that subscribe to porn sites
<1> haha
<2> hrm
<2> anyone know a quick way of getting a swf, say, index.swf, to be an index on a www, instead of index.html....
<0> and that must only be with IM
<0> because all of eric's bots have female names.. and i don't see then getting tons of msgs
<2> cant remember how to do it again, somethin with .htaccess i thought but cant ****in remember
<3> DirectoryIndex
<3> isnt it?
<3> ;/
<2> ya thats it
<3> heh
<0> dood, just embed the .swf in index.html



<3> eww
<3> thats so 90's
<0> make sure it's the only thing besides the header
<2> no, cant embed in the index.html
<0> what do you mean you can't?
<0> you mean you don't want to?
<2> i mean i wont
<2> indeed
<2> :p
<0> well, you can't make a .swf the default home
<0> afaik
<2> oh well
<2> i'll just stick in a forwarder thingy
<0> i think only index.htm/html/php/asp will work
<1> why not, blk
<1> shouldn't matter.
<1> it just means it'll process that file first
<1> index.swf
<1> of course it'll work, don't be daft
<0> it won't check every file in /
<1> you have to set it on the server
<1> to be a mimetype, and a default page
<4> yeah blk, dont be daft
<4> daft
<1> daft
<0> it will just check for a few index files, if it can't find one browsers will default to dir listing
<4> wtf is daft?
<1> it's set at the server
<1> terri, daft means dumb
<1> you are daft for not knowing.
<4> that must be a canadian thing.
<1> no, it's not.
<4> !google daft
<5> Daft.ie @ http://www.daft.ie/
<1> it's british
<2> !google daft
<5> Daft.ie @ http://www.daft.ie/
<2> heh
<2> .ie = irish
<0> htf can it be a server setting, the browser makes a request
<6> !google world of warcraft
<5> World of Warcraft @ http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/
<1> tim
<1> you obviously have no experience
<6> !google elm at world of warcraft
<5> Memorial to Fayejin - Illidan Realm Foru @ http://forums.illidrama.com/showthread.php?t=1826
<0> and it will only request proper index files in line with standards
<1> you set what index will be on the server
<7> hahaha
<1> no, you're wrong
<1> wtf are you talking about
<7> elm is mad addicted
<1> how do you always think you're right
<1> you are ridiculous
<6> so was i
<6> but i finally broke free from it
<1> ever used IIS or apache? both you set them
<6> sold the game and bought a 4wheeler with the money
<6> :D
<0> i'm not saying i'm right, i'm telling you what the www standards state..
<7> no ****?



<1> blk
<1> you don't know what you're talking about
<6> sold my acct on ebay
<0> a web server can be set to forward you to a diff file on REQUEST
<6> <3 ebay
<1> it is decided by the web server
<7> wow
<0> but not all www daemons can do that
<1> you reqest / from the server
<7> wow @ WoW!
<1> and it decides what to give you
<0> and regardless, not all browsers are standards compliant
<0> ie IE
<1> ie IE
<0> :)
<1> ie IE
<0> ie IE
<1> ie IE ie IE ie IE
<0> ew
<0> SSs OOO U UU PPPp !
<0> S SS O oO U UU PP P !!!
<0> Ss O oO U UU PPpP !
<0> ss O oO U UU PP !
<0> sS S O OO UU UU PP
<0> SSs OOO UUUU PP !
<0> die.
<1> ie IE ie IE ie IE ie IE ie IE ie IE
<1> ie IE ie IE ie IE ie IE ie IE ie IE
<1> ie IE ie IE ie IE ie IE ie IE ie IE
<1> ie IE ie IE ie IE ie IE ie IE ie IE
<1> ie IE ie IE ie IE ie IE ie IE ie IE
<1> hahaha
<0> you're missing the O Old MacDonald
<0> EIEIOWNED
<1> I could set my index page to
<1> timisgay.spe
<1> in the server
<1> and that would come up first!
<1> but that would just be mean
<0> the browser will still ONLY make requests for index.htm/html/php/asp :P
<0> that's the point i was trying to make
<4> daft Audio pronunciation of "daft" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (dft)
<4> adj. dafter, daftest
<4> 1. Mad; crazy.
<4> 2. Foolish; stupid.
<4> 3. Scots. Frolicsome.
<0> and unless you have a daemon that can forward to a diff file, and have admin on it you can't do it
<4> hmm
<0> so if mpulse is trying to do stuff in his ~/public_html he's ****ed :P
<1> no. blk!
<1> I don't care, though
<1> terri is still on the daft thing
<4> i got sidetracked for a minute
<0> that word is so 20 years ago
<4> its gay. for sure
<0> i've moved on to inane
<0> because anything that is daft is inane
<1> it's a great word
<1> [stevej@techsupp2]$ scp justice@owl.darkspace.org:~/Coheed.tgz .
<1> err
<8> just to chime in since I dont think I've talked in here in over a year.. whoever was asking about the .swf thing.. can easily be done with apache or iis :)
<1> tsc: thanks
<1> I already said that
<8> re-confirmation.
<1> blk is confused
<1> :)
<1> long time, btw
<1> heh
<0> i'm not confused, a web browser it still ONLY going to make request to specific static files that i've already mentioned
<0> :)
<8> the web browser doesnt know **** about index.* or default.*.. especially a .php extension if its IE :)
<9> GRR
<9> steve


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