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<0> like you need autoscripts
<0> i already have them
<0> are you trying to start a war?!
<0> !@#!@
<1> huh?
<0> owned
<2> GAY AS ****
<3> PWNED
<1> wanna op me?
<1> oh
<1> not here
<3> ...
<4> hee
<5> hee?



<1> a couple friends and I.. have a plan. I'm going to write a screenplay for a live action version of Pokemon, casting Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner, David H***elhoff, Fred Rogers, and Chuck Norris! The ultimate movie!
<1> we'll have to CG Fred
<1> but it'll be worth it
<1> I go sleepy now
<1> bubye
<6> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8400730120188776481
<7> DCC SEND "string" 0 0 0
<8> is there any way to set in Outlook 2003 auto encoding for incoming messages?
<9> Hi, can someone help me with a wordpad problem? Please?
<10> B_Zealot,
<9> yes?
<9> prime
<10> There are 2 vending machines, one sells coke and the other coke and sprite, but none have labels. how many quarters do you need to find out which is which?
<11> how much do they cost each
<11> :\
<11> cause thats a sham
<10> no, how much does it cost to figure out which dispenses what
<11> how much per soda
<11> though
<11> would need to know that to answer the question.
<11> base price x amount of buttons
<10> lets say they are a quarter each
<11> how many choices per
<12> prime - how much does each pop cost?
<12> are these american machines?
<12> do they even take quarters?
<12> are they turned on?
<10> no, they are japanese one's with cell phone buy cards
<12> do you have the key to the machine?
<12> do you have a crow bar?
<10> I have a coke man hostage
<12> excelent
<12> torture him until he tells you which is which
<12> how many buttons on each machine btw?
<12> if each pop is 25 cents it's Num of Buttons on one machine
<12> ***uming they have the same ammount of buttons
<13> this is the same question as the red and black socks
<10> 2.3) Given 3 slot machines, one that gives only apples, one that gives
<10> only oranges and one that gives both, considering that all labels are
<10> wrong, how many coins do you need to tell which machine actually gives
<10> what kind of product?
<10> your questions are considerable. this question was asked to a guy who was looking to get hired into microsoft, he had 10 seconds to answer it at some foreign recruiting location
<14> IF HE'S BROWN, TAKE EM DOWN!
<14> j/k
<14> so
<14> whadup
<14> Gggg unit
<10> i got blood on my hands cause there's no remorse, i got blood on my **** cause i ****ed a corpse, im a nasty nigga
<15> stfu.
<10> bitch-maid
<16> rofl
<17> lol
<14> lol
<15> lolz
<14> http://caleague.com/?page=standings&wide=&conference=central&subdivision=interdivisional
<14> yeah bitches
<14> imma big nerd, my counterstrike clan is ranked #21 overall now
<14> :P
<14> 3 teams, a/b/c
<14> a being the best
<14> their #10 now



<14> n3rd
<15> thats cause nobody plays that one anymoer
<15> so old
<15> antiquated
<14> ?
<15> try bf2 mofo
<14> pssht
<14> bf2 is for loosers
<14> plus no one plays in leagues for it
<14> this is just competitive play
<14> 5v5
<14> started off with 4000 people in central conference
<14> down to 1400
<14> after week 7.1
<15> ok nancy
<0> http://www.physorg.com/news11499.html
<1> blk
<1> what do you think on that **** in the topic eh?
<14> observer = crap
<1> pfft
<1> stfu
<1> you're nothing more than a nubile whore to me
<1> and I DONT LOVE YOU ANYMORE!
<1> when will you get that through your head
<1> you faggot
<1> and DONT CRY AGAIN
<1> that's half the reason I left you. Always ****ing crying about ****!
<1> god damned sissy...
<14> quit being so emotional
<14> you
<14> you
<14> *** crack sniffer
<12> mmmnubile whores
<1> I'm not the one who cries everytime he sees twp people holding hands, or a butterfly on a flower. I'm not being emotional. I'm being sick. Sick of dealing with your mind games. You're a slut.
<1> you know
<1> IRC can really take it's toll on a person's perception of reality!
<1> I can't remember the inane things I started babbling about then. I know it didn't really matter. She wasn't listening, she just yanked up on the emergency brake, dropped her seat back and told me to lay on top of her. On top of those leather pants of hers.
<1> bluepunk: you around?
<14> eternal
<14> you gotta lay off the smack
<14> yo freebasin *** burgler
<12> ahah
<1> hahah
<0> But a few researchers believe Louis may be on to something and are following up his work. Milton Wainwright, a microbiologist at Sheffield, is now testing samples of Kerala's red rain. 'It is too early to say what's in the phial,' he said. 'But it is certainly not dust. Nor is there any DNA there, but then alien bacteria would not necessarily contain DNA.'
<0> ahah
<0> then if it's living, how did it develope?
<1> on a planet someplace. Deep impact, ejecting foreign material into space, collected by a comet, and brought to earth
<1> not all bacteria has dna
<15> you're ****ing nuts
<1> most bacteria has no dna
<15> you're ****ing nuts
<18> you're a you're
<15> no you are
<18> yes you're
<14> spelling nazi to teh rescue
<19> anyone know a number of how i would go about contacting ms about intellectual property usage?
<16> 1800 7273 63 2455
<16> or is it... 555 7273 63 2455 ?
<19> zzzzzzzzzz
<11> intellectual property usage?
<11> refferring to MS that's an oxy moron.
<16> oh wud someone ever type that number with a touch tone pls
<19> nm found the number
<16> type the number on a sms with t9 turned on go on
<20> why can't one download the xp ddk from microsofts site, and yet it is free?
<21> nothing is free
<20> the ddk is free.
<21> so you think
<20> i could order it on cd for the shipping and handling cost.
<21> which isn't free
<22> ;x
<22> x;
<21> heh
<21> hi vae


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